Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Gracie tries to convince one of Harry's clients that Harry is a playboy.

George wants Gracie to get out of jury duty.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's help in pacifying a native chieftain (guest star Leon Lontok). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is given an opportunity to demonstrate his prowess as a leader. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Betty asks her family not to celebrate her birthday when she learns that gift giving has become meaningless.

Jim makes a risky deal with Bud when they agree on a $10-a-week allowance.

Mr. Wilson hopes to get away from Dennis by holding a rock-collecting contest.

Dennis tries to stop a goldfish tank leak.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Jim Fowler; Gore Vidal.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Bud is accused of causing $100 worth of damage to a neighbor's property.

Betty is concerned over Bud's failure to present himself in a socially acceptable manner.

George's lecture to Gracie on the importance of safety only makes her think that he's angry with her.

Gracie urges George to get mad at Harry Morton.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

Watching whales on Catalina Island; Jack meets a humpback whale, fin whale, dolphins and sea lions.

Jack goes to the Umfolozi Big 5 Game Reserve in South Africa for amazing animal encounters.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Howard starts a fencing team.

Kelly cooks for Warren's parents.

While Martin is clearing himself of Virus M, Tim accidently contracts it.

Mrs. Brown steps in front of Martin's Personality Altecator and becomes a crook.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Representative Thomas P. O'Neill reads Freddy's letter on television.

Rick extends an invitation to a bag lady to dine with the family.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Adrienne Barbeau; Gabriel Kaplan; Joan Rivers; George Plimpton.

A man finds his intended has been promised to another; Fred Scuttle introduces Scuttlevision.

Health farm.

Preacher; druggist; vagabond.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Betty is concerned that her cousin will present a bad impression to her friends.

Bud teases his father about being married.

After George accuses her a spending too much money, Gracie visits a financial advisor.

Gracie, a widow, and a treasured raccoon coat, spell trouble for Harry Von Zell.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

McHale's prisoner of war falls in love with a native chief's daughter.

McHale's men are unaware their pet parrot is blabbing their secret plans to Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Bentley fears Kelly's fiance is using her to get a job.

Bentley finds a cat worth $1 million.

Using his time machine, Martin brings Leonardo da Vinci into the present to help him with a mechanical problem.

Martin becomes the blood brother of a race horse when a mosquito bites the animal after biting Martin.

Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

Rick and Edward clash over creating a new game for the toy company.

Rick's "spouse" in a mock-marriage project reveals she's pregnant.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

John discovers that his ex-wife's new husband is cheating on her.

John's (Judd Hirsch) visiting dad (Stephen Elliot) takes an interest in Kate (Isabella Hofmann) -- which she returns in kind. With Billie Bird.

After inviting his widowed aunt to join the group, her incessant meddling forces John to rescind the offer.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) takes the group's advice and accepts a date -- with an old friend of John's. With Judd Hirsch and Jane Carr.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

A simple request by Harry Von Zell to borrow $50 convinces Gracie that he's broke.

Gracie and Blanche's plan to visit San Franciso causes George and Harry to plan some harmless fun of their own.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) embarks on a campaign to fatten up McHale (Ernest Borgnine).

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Andersons have a dispute over fashion.

Betty learns a valuable lesson while teaching others at college.

The town holds a Paint-up, Clean-up Week campaign and everyone spruces up their place; Dennis gets into the act with paint from Mr. Wilson to paint his red wagon; Dennis paints the wagon and the street corner; Mr. Wilson gets blamed.

Both Dennis and Mr. Wilson are ashamed that they have never learned to whistle and try everything they can think of, including eating very sour cherries, to be able to do so.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

The Empress Hepzibah's decision that witches and mortals don't mix is delayed.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Jo's grandfather travels from Poland to see her graduate from college.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

Tom saves George's life, and George regrets it.

Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

Bob & Ray; actor Charles Grodin; Mike Rozier.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

The Empress Hepzibah's decision that witches and mortals don't mix is delayed.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Gracie thinks George is planning to retire so she trades their home for a mountain cabin.

As she's getting ready to attend a movie premiere with George, Gracie remembers that she gave the tickets away.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) surprises everyone when he locates an enemy installation. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud gets a job at the local newspaper, much to Margaret and Jim's disapproval.

The Andersons are worried when Betty goes to New York to attend a friend's wedding.

Mr. Wilson hopes to win a car in a raffle, but Dennis sells the ticket.

Dennis and Tommy go into business.

Steve forgets his wedding anniversary and makes plans to fish.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

The bedwarmer turns out to be Serena's old flame; Darrin is in jail.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Blair and Jo unknowingly become involved with jewel thieves when they attend their sister school's anniversary in Australia.

While in Sydney, Blair and Jo are pursued by two men who claim to be police officers.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

George suffers from the self-improvement courses Louise and Florence are taking.

After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

George's new hobby is anything but relaxing.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Comic Alan King; Vlasta Krsek, the self-styled International Queen of Polka.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

The bedwarmer turns out to be Serena's old flame; Darrin is in jail.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

When a wardrobe lady has a problem, Gracie tries to help her.

Gracie thinks George is going to buy her a plane for their wedding anniversary.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arrives unannounced with the mothers (guest stars Naomi Stevens, Carol Veazie and Cheerio Meredith) of three of McHale's men on the day of a festival.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) to permanent duty as a liaison officer to the British Navy. With Tim Conway.

Betty is accepted by a self-appointed group of "acceptable" students.

An elderly man is forced to accept reality when Kathy crashes his dream world.

Mr. Wilson's plan to keep Dennis in his own house and away from him by teaching him to collect money backfires.

Mr. Wilson wants to be park commissioner.

Deirdre, Steve's sister, insists that Susie be sent to an elocution school.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Actor James Stewart; actor Garry Shandling.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Gracie's Uncle Harvey invents a plant-food solution with an amazing effect.

Gracie begins making sightseeing plans when she finds George reading a play that will open in London.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

Memorial services are conducted for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew when they are presumed killed in action. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Jim has problems handling a young man he is supposed to be helping.

A kindly Spanish man adopts the Andersons and becomes their gardener.

Dennis hears that Miss Cathcart needs a good friend.

Dennis picks Mr. Wilson as the subject for an essay about his best friend.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Natalie goes under cover as an ROTC cadet to get a news story.

Social worker Jo raises funds to save her new job.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actor John Lithgow.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew (Drew Carey) meets a woman on the Internet who ignites his sexual passion; Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) progresses in rehab.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Gracie tries to help an auto mechanic with his women troubles.

A magazine article prompts Gracie to try to uncover George's secret vice.

Jack gives new hope to his old violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

Peter, Paul and Mary adapt the folklore of Jack Benny to a song.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim considers buying an island when the family starts complaining at home.

Margaret takes an impulsive shopping trip.

Dennis asks to have Tommy's saxophone.

While their house is being fumigated, the Wilsons sleep over at the Mitchells'; when Dennis learns that Mr. Wilson has been known to walk in his sleep, he invites all his friends over to see it.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

A visitor claims to be a new exchange student from Australia.

Tootie forces Jeff to decide about their future.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Actor John Davidson; comedian Richard Pryor; actress Darleen Carr; actor Michael J. Fox.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Drew's transvestite brother frequents the tavern; Oswald tells his mom about his breast implants; guest Adrienne Barbeau.

Drew's ex-fiancee Nicki invites him to her wedding, where Drew embarrasses himself trying to impress her.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Betty takes up the cause to save a popular restaurant from being closed.

Bud is struck with puppy love when he sees a woman in the supermarket.

The fire department ends up on the scene when Gracie decides to sell the car.

After Gracie misses answering a radio quiz question, she still tries to win the television offered as a prize.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Jack embarks on a safari through Florida's Everglades, where he encounters alligators and rattlesnakes; a rare look at the Native American traditions of the Seminole Tribe.

Jack's adventure to the Serengeti unfolds with a look at the great migration of wildebeest and zebra; Jack encounters elephants and lions; an African rock python; visiting a local school.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley gives Kelly advice on flattery.

Bentley must choose between attending his niece's PTA meeting and wooing a famous Italian movie star.

Martin loses his sixth sense to Mrs. Brown, which puts his identity in jeopardy.

Martin turns a squirrel into a human.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

Rick yields to peer pressure to drink from his troubled friend, Greg.

Rick's grounded after the police find him drinking with friends.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Elliot quits the police force after he accidentally shoots himself.

The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Mr. Van Ranseleer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Actor Bob Hope; actor Dick Van Patten; Gil Fates.

Gay Nineties; a hospital.

Benny sings of the absurdities of the human race, deals with customs officials and portrays a drunken sailor.

Resort; feminist dictionary.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

Burt seeks the company of his secretary after finding Mary and her professor together.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Margaret is an eyewitness to a mole hill rising into a mountain all by itself.

The Andersons are bewildered when a dog rings their doorbell in the middle of the night.

Using a pseudonym, Blanche writes a fan letter to a depressed George.

Gracie and George go to a performance of "Carmen."

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.