Isolated airmen await the arrival of a female entertainer; a freshman's roommate turns out to be a girl.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Sam faces the wrath of the townspeople when he cancels a "secret" showing of moon rocks.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Uncle Tonoose wants to hear his funeral eulogy before he needs it.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

An ornery pony shows up at the Douglas home. With Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston and Tim Considine.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) test their love by agreeing not see each other for a week.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Mary and Rhoda decide to become more involved socially when they both panic about being 30 and single.

When Potsie becomes the star singer at a top club, he offends the whole gang with his arrogance.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Stubbing's slick brother (Gavin MacLeod) boards; a woman picks a father for her baby; a widow compares a man with her late spouse.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bing Crosby (as himself) visits Fort Baxter.

Ken Berry and Shirley Jones drop in to join in the fun; Carol suffers under the lingering spell of a hypnotist; Shirley takes aim at Carol.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risqué ballet.

Ann is offered a high-fashion modeling assignment that means a trip to California.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

French takes a cooking lesson and unwittingly becomes engaged.

Linda decides being a boy would be better.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

A neighbor's plan for a quiet drive in the country goes awry. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Mike thinks a summer job with the forestry service will be a breeze.

Lucy serves as marriage counselor for Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Mary is pressured by a neighbor to baby-sit her daughter while her husband has the chickenpox.

Richie's Uncle Joe takes the gang back to the colorful days of the Roaring '20s.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story."

Gopher objects when his widowed mother dates; four friends pretend to be rich; a reporter arrives to interview a Korean comedian.

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

When Edith sends in a box top to get back 25 cents and the quarters start rolling in, Archie wants to overlook the computer error.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

The hilarious escapades of the Sunshine Cab Co. are relived in scenes from classic episodes.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Max and 99 are discovered as CONTROL agents while investigating a circus.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bilko heads for Monte Carlo with a foolproof gambling system.

Carol's guests are Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales; Soupy and Carol play a pair of shoppers browsing samples of sexy cologne; Barbara joins the gang in a big musical production number.

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

David baby-sits a 7-month-old infant.

Ann and a bachelor photographer make headlines that bring Don out to Hollywood from New York.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

A psychologist suggests separating the twins.

Pat panics during his bachelor party.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Tramp becomes the father of six puppies. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Stanley Livingston and Barry Livingston.

New neighbors cause problems for the Douglas family. With Tim Considine, Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Lucy poses as a wealthy widow to get a loan from a bank owned by Ed McMahon.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

To get group rates for a trip, Mary and Rhoda join a club for divorced people.

Ralph is shocked to discover his parents are getting a divorce.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate.

When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world-renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

When Sam's goddaughter (Cady McClain) moves to Boston to attend college, Sam asks Woody to show her around town.

Louie is worried his blind girlfriend will no longer love him if her surgery to restore her sight is successful.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

Doberman becomes Bilko's mayoral candidate.

Guest Tim Conway plays a dentist; understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star; Ethel Merman also guest stars.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

Connie's named principal of Mrs. Nestor's school when a student's father buys it.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Ann buys tickets from a scalper for the Baumans.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy's cynical chum tells her that Bill's girlfriend is trying to trap him.

Rusty and Danny's relationship is threatened when they team up to build a doghouse.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

When Mike brings his girlfriend home from college, she takes an interest in Steve.

A friend's well-trained German shepherd makes Chip ashamed of Tramp.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Mary tries to help an ex-football player get a job as a sports announcer.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show."

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Elaine's boyfriend, Arnie, takes some extraordinary steps to win her children's affections.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

A TV comic visits Fort Baxter with hopes of getting ideas for a new show.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Miss Brooks encourages the other teachers to pool their vacation money.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Don handles housekeeping chores for the injured Ann.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Danny feels neglected when the family is busy with the wedding plans.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) high-school sweetheart arrives in town.

Mike and Bub (Tim Considine, William Frawley) are trying to get into exclusive clubs.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Fonzie starts a new career as an auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony's girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

The price for a golden harp is Peter's soul.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Ozzie decides to do things differently.

Confusion reigns when the Nelsons buy two new chairs for the living room.

An out-of-town guest distracts Mary from her beau.

Donna tries to persuade Mary to take driving lessons.

Donna tries to force Alex to shave his new mustache.

Mary's new beau involves her in a baby-sitting scheme.

Kate tries to restore the self-confidence of Floyd Smoot after he is jilted by his mail-order sweetheart, by pretending to be in love with him.

Uncle Joe decides to go into the cologne business.

Betty Jo becomes the first female contestant in the horseshoe tournament.

Kate decides it is time for Betty Jo to put down the books and set out to find a significant other.

Ida returns from a year of cross-country touring to learn Rhoda is divorced and Brenda is not the innocent she left.

After weeks of pavement pounding, Rhoda talks the owner of a run-down costume rental place into giving her a job.

Brenda mistakenly arranges dates with two different men for the same night.

Rhoda has two great theater tickets but can't find anyone to go with her.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

A stray dog nips Lou.

Ann listens to a black child's tale of woe.

The United States Air Force hires Ann to recruit women to the WAFS for potential space travel; Ann decorates Donald's apartment.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

After six weeks in their country home, Lucy looks forward to a night in New York.

A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue.

A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A baker becomes involved in the romantic problems of three couples. "Love and the Boss": Howard and his wife see Howard's married boss dating another woman.

Millie and George are on jury duty. "Love and the Decision" Harold is engaged to two women.

A variety of stars perform comic sketches about love relationships.

Four women try to prove that they are as good as men by robbing a jewelry store.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober, and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Jody thinks Bill doesn't love him enough to punish him.

Danny tries to interrupt Terry's honeymoon.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Steve and Bub suddenly speak Spanish after sleeping in Mike's bed.

Robbie gets an attractive new study partner for world literature.

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Lucy tries to enter a truck driver in a Robert Goulet "look-alike" contest.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited.

Marion becomes a contestant on a TV quiz show to win the money necessary for Lori Beth's trip to Greenland.

A handsome fireman nearly sends the girls' friendship up in smoke.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

It is Archie's birthday, and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

Melanie takes Elka to the Browns locker room for her 90th birthday and ends up dating the kicker; Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news; Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Jim tries to convince his family that he did not squander his inheritance by buying a run-down restaurant.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in ping pong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

CONTROL pits their robot, Hymie, against KAOS' notorious killer, Octavia.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

Screaming fans force a rock 'n' roll star to seek refuge at Fort Baxter.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

Toody covers for a friend on the Jack Paar show and is a hit until he freezes and must be helped out by Muldoon.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Ann accompanies Don to a jet-set party and is accepted as one of the crowd.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Cissy writes about French for an assignment.

Danny's fast-talking pal (Jim Backus) visits.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Chip's baffled when he's assigned to write a composition about his mother.

Mike's (Tim Considine) in charge when Steve and Bub (Fred MacMurray, William Frawley) are called out of town.

Lucy falls in love with a man (Andy Griffith) who sings in the park.

When Lucy tries to help Mr. Mooney, she gets him fired instead.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

A speaking engagement turns into a humiliating experience for Ted.

Marion's nephew moves to Milwaukee to become a teacher at Jefferson High.

Squiggy's new love interest is a gold digger so Laverne and Shirley try to warn him.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be the Drysdales' militantly efficient British butler.

Pinckney, the butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Archie anticipates seeing his old buddy, Joe Tucker, after a separation of more than 18 years.

Inadvertently, Archie causes a mentally impaired box-boy to lose his job at the grocery.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Woody, dressed up as Mark Twain for a local theater production, walks into the bar and captures an older woman's heart.

Jim gives each of the cabbies $1,000 to give to a needy soul so they can experience the joy he feels by giving it away.

Felix finds a shrew of a housekeeper to take care of Oscar while he is recuperating at home from an ulcer attack.

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Ralph blames Alice for ruining their chances to win on a radio quiz show.

Bilko helps a formerly marooned GI recover more than $7,000 in back pay.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Gunther is annoyed when his efforts to tame Lucille work too well.

Mrs. Davis uses money meant for the school to buy Miss Brooks a new dress.

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

Cissy develops a crush on her psychology teacher.

A vocalist (Bobby Rydell) holds a grudge.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Bub pretends to be a show business producer to impress a fellow night-school student.

Steve steps in when Robbie's band rehearsals disrupt the Douglas house.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Lucy tears up a letter before she can find out who's coming to visit her.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Joanie buys a car behind her father's back so she can date Chachi.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

Stubing's brother (Gavin MacLeod) returns; Vicki meets a TV detective (Ron Ely); a lovely woman (Joan Van Ark) falls for a psychiatrist.

A married old flame pursues Stubing; a model pretends to be wed; a science-fiction buff thinks a librarian is an alien.

Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic Clampetts pay her a visit.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.