2026-04-27 09:30:00
When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.
2026-04-27 10:00:00
Murdoch suspects malfeasance and murder in the apparent drowning of a military recruit.
2026-04-27 11:00:00
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2026-04-27 11:30:00
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2026-04-27 12:00:00
Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres).
2026-04-27 13:00:00
Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family.
2026-04-27 14:00:00
Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's ( Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies.
2026-04-27 14:30:00
Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie.
2026-04-27 15:00:00
When Cedric's honeymoon plans fall through, he tries to tag along with Steve and the gang on a free trip to Florida.
2026-04-27 15:30:00
Steve (Steve Harvey) is gripped by a midlife crisis as he turns 40; Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) finds love with a basketball player (guest star Dwayne Adway).
2026-04-27 16:00:00
Daphne and Niles plan a dinner party to make an important announcement, but Julia upstages them.
2026-04-27 16:30:00
Seattle's opera conductor (Patrick Stewart) believes Frasier is gay and starts wooing him with lavish gifts and invitations to high-society parties.
2026-04-27 17:00:00
Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.
2026-04-27 17:30:00
Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.
2026-04-27 18:00:00
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
2026-04-27 18:30:00
Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.
2026-04-27 19:00:00
Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.
2026-04-27 19:30:00
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.
2026-04-27 20:00:00
Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.
2026-04-27 20:30:00
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.
2026-04-27 21:00:00
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
2026-04-27 21:30:00
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
2026-04-27 22:00:00
An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.
2026-04-27 22:30:00
Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.
2026-04-27 23:00:00
A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.
2026-04-27 23:30:00
Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.
2026-04-28 00:00:00
When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.
2026-04-28 00:30:00
Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.
2026-04-28 01:00:00
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
2026-04-28 01:30:00
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
2026-04-28 02:00:00
Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.
2026-04-28 02:30:00
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
2026-04-28 03:00:00
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.
2026-04-28 03:30:00
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
2026-04-28 04:00:00
After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.
2026-04-28 04:30:00
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.
2026-04-28 05:00:00
Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.
2026-04-28 05:30:00
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
2026-04-28 06:00:00
Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.
2026-04-28 06:30:00
Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.
2026-04-28 07:00:00
A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.
2026-04-28 07:30:00
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.
2026-04-28 08:00:00
For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.
2026-04-28 08:30:00
Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.
2026-04-28 09:00:00
Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.
2026-04-28 09:30:00
When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.
2026-04-28 10:00:00
Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.
2026-04-28 10:30:00
After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.
2026-04-28 11:00:00
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2026-04-28 11:30:00
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2026-04-28 12:00:00
Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.
2026-04-28 13:00:00
After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself; with Michael Landon and Victor French.
2026-04-28 14:00:00
Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.
2026-04-28 14:30:00
The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.
2026-04-28 15:00:00
Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) books Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") as performers at a charity event held in a mental hospital.
2026-04-28 15:30:00
Steve (Steve Harvey) attempts to win Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) back when he hears she is planning to elope.
2026-04-28 16:00:00
When Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man, Martin accuses him of eavesdropping; Niles and Daphne attempt to book the premier nursery-artist in Seattle.
2026-04-28 16:30:00
Niles is shocked when Maris, his ex-wife, re-enters his life; patients exasperate Frasier when he returns to private practice.
2026-04-28 17:00:00
Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover.
2026-04-28 17:30:00
Lilith's (Bebe Neuwirth) friend sets her up on a blind date with Frasier; Niles and Daphne urge Martin to get rid of his gun.
2026-04-28 18:00:00
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
2026-04-28 18:30:00
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
2026-04-28 19:00:00
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
2026-04-28 19:30:00
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
2026-04-28 20:00:00
George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
2026-04-28 20:30:00
When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
2026-04-28 21:00:00
George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.
2026-04-28 21:30:00
George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
2026-04-28 22:00:00
A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.
2026-04-28 22:30:00
Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.
2026-04-28 23:00:00
While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.
2026-04-28 23:30:00
Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.
2026-04-29 00:00:00
After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.
2026-04-29 00:30:00
Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.
2026-04-29 01:00:00
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
2026-04-29 01:30:00
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
2026-04-29 02:00:00
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
2026-04-29 02:30:00
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
2026-04-29 03:00:00
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
2026-04-29 03:30:00
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
2026-04-29 04:00:00
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
2026-04-29 04:30:00
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
2026-04-29 05:00:00
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
2026-04-29 05:30:00
After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.
2026-04-29 06:00:00
Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.
2026-04-29 06:30:00
The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.
2026-04-29 07:00:00
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.
2026-04-29 07:30:00
Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.
2026-04-29 08:00:00
After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.
2026-04-29 08:30:00
The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.
2026-04-29 09:00:00
Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.
2026-04-29 09:30:00
Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.
2026-04-29 10:00:00
When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.
2026-04-29 10:30:00
When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.
2026-04-29 11:00:00
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2026-04-29 11:30:00
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2026-04-29 12:00:00
Thinking Jonathan has turned into a dog, Mark embarks alone to unite a young runaway with his family.
2026-04-29 13:00:00
On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.
2026-04-29 14:00:00
Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.
2026-04-29 14:30:00
Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms.
2026-04-29 15:00:00
Steve (Steve Harvey) consoles Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) when she returns from her honeymoon without the groom.
2026-04-29 15:30:00
Steve (Steve Harvey) comforts a grieving Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson); Cedric's Grandma Puddin' (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns a beloved pet into soul food.
2026-04-29 16:00:00
The media frenzy surrounding Maris' murder trial gives Niles celebrity, making Frasier increasingly jealous.
2026-04-29 16:30:00
Niles sets out to prove to his father that he has a wild side; Frasier finds his son's appearance startling; Eddie stars in a promotion for Seattle; Roz dates a store Santa.
2026-04-29 17:00:00
Station staffers vie to lose the most weight for charity; Eddie observes a pigeon; Daphne keeps injuring Niles in her sleep.
2026-04-29 17:30:00
Fearing a lawsuit, Frasier takes in Ann (Julia Sweeney); Niles attempts to stop an embarrassing portrait of himself from being published.
2026-04-29 18:00:00
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
2026-04-29 18:30:00
Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.
2026-04-29 19:00:00
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
2026-04-29 19:30:00
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
2026-04-29 20:00:00
When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.
2026-04-29 20:30:00
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
2026-04-29 21:00:00
Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.
2026-04-29 21:30:00
When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.
2026-04-29 22:00:00
Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.
2026-04-29 22:30:00
Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out."
2026-04-29 23:00:00
Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.
2026-04-29 23:30:00
Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.
2026-04-30 00:00:00
Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.
2026-04-30 00:30:00
Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.
2026-04-30 01:00:00
When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.
2026-04-30 01:30:00
Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
2026-04-30 02:00:00
Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.
2026-04-30 02:30:00
Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.
2026-04-30 03:00:00
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
2026-04-30 03:30:00
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
2026-04-30 04:00:00
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
2026-04-30 04:30:00
George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.
2026-04-30 05:00:00
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
2026-04-30 05:30:00
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.
2026-04-30 06:00:00
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
2026-04-30 06:30:00
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
2026-04-30 07:00:00
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
2026-04-30 07:30:00
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
2026-04-30 08:00:00
Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.
2026-04-30 08:30:00
C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.
2026-04-30 09:00:00
Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.
2026-04-30 09:30:00
Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.
2026-04-30 10:00:00
As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.
2026-04-30 10:30:00
Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.
2026-04-30 11:00:00
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2026-04-30 11:30:00
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2026-04-30 12:00:00
Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the highway to heaven.
2026-04-30 13:00:00
Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the Highway to Heaven.
2026-04-30 14:00:00
Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past.
2026-04-30 14:30:00
Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.
2026-04-30 15:00:00
Steve makes scandalous deathbed confessions to Cedric and Regina when he thinks he is having a heart attack.
2026-04-30 15:30:00
Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) converts the members of Steve's (Steve Harvey) new girl band to feminism and they refuse to perform.
2026-04-30 16:00:00
When Ronee finds out that Martin mistakenly invited Frasier along on their weekend getaway, she invites Niles and Daphne as well.
2026-04-30 16:30:00
Roz learns of Frasier's marriage to child entertainer Nanny G (Laurie Metcalf) and begs him for tickets; Frasier must resist the physical attraction between him and his ex-wife.
2026-04-30 17:00:00
Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. Wendie Malick and Stephanie Faracy guest star.
2026-04-30 17:30:00
Frasier and Niles' attempt to conceal a crime lands them in the middle of an elderly neighbor's surprise party.
2026-04-30 18:00:00
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
2026-04-30 18:30:00
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
2026-04-30 19:00:00
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
2026-04-30 19:30:00
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.
2026-04-30 20:00:00
George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.
2026-04-30 20:30:00
George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.
2026-04-30 21:00:00
After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.
2026-04-30 21:30:00
George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.
2026-04-30 22:00:00
Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.
2026-04-30 22:30:00
The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.
2026-04-30 23:00:00
Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.
2026-04-30 23:30:00
Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.
2026-05-01 00:00:00
The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.
2026-05-01 00:30:00
Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.
2026-05-01 01:00:00
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
2026-05-01 01:30:00
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
2026-05-01 02:00:00
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
2026-05-01 02:30:00
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
2026-05-01 03:00:00
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
2026-05-01 03:30:00
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
2026-05-01 04:00:00
George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.
2026-05-01 04:30:00
Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.
2026-05-01 05:00:00
Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.
2026-05-01 05:30:00
When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.
2026-05-01 06:00:00
Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
2026-05-01 06:30:00
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
2026-05-01 07:00:00
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
2026-05-01 07:30:00
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
2026-05-01 08:00:00
Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.
2026-05-01 08:30:00
A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.
2026-05-01 09:00:00
Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.
2026-05-01 09:30:00
A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.
2026-05-01 10:00:00
Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.
2026-05-01 10:30:00
When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.
2026-05-01 11:00:00
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2026-05-01 11:30:00
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2026-05-01 12:00:00
A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.
2026-05-01 13:00:00
Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood.
2026-05-01 14:00:00
Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.
2026-05-01 14:30:00
Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.
2026-05-01 15:00:00
Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) turns green-eyed with jealousy when Steve (Steve Harvey) cancels plans with her to go on a date.
2026-05-01 15:30:00
Everyone engages in an elaborate cover-up to help Steve ditch school and golf in a celebrity tournament.
2026-05-01 16:00:00
Frasier hires a matchmaker (Laura Linney) to resuscitate his love life, then demands a refund after a string of bad dates.
2026-05-01 16:30:00
Frasier develops a crush on his matchmaker (Laura Linney) but is dismayed to learn she has a ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart).
2026-05-01 17:00:00
Frasier's plan to woo Charlotte (Laura Linney) away from her ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart) backfires. Wendie Malick also guest stars.
2026-05-01 17:30:00
Frasier and Charlotte (Laura Linney) get stranded in the middle of nowhere and must take shelter at an eccentric family's home.
2026-05-01 18:00:00
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
2026-05-01 18:30:00
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
2026-05-01 19:00:00
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
2026-05-01 19:30:00
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
2026-05-01 20:00:00
George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.
2026-05-01 20:30:00
George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.
2026-05-01 21:00:00
Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.
2026-05-01 21:30:00
George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.
2026-05-01 22:00:00
Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.
2026-05-01 22:30:00
Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad."
2026-05-01 23:00:00
Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.
2026-05-01 23:30:00
A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.
2026-05-02 00:00:00
Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.
2026-05-02 00:30:00
The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.
2026-05-02 01:00:00
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
2026-05-02 01:30:00
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
2026-05-02 02:00:00
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
2026-05-02 02:30:00
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
2026-05-02 03:00:00
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
2026-05-02 03:30:00
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
2026-05-02 04:00:00
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.
2026-05-02 04:30:00
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
2026-05-02 05:00:00
An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.
2026-05-02 05:30:00
Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.
2026-05-02 06:00:00
To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.
2026-05-02 06:30:00
Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.
2026-05-02 07:00:00
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.
2026-05-02 07:30:00
Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.
2026-05-02 08:00:00
Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.
2026-05-02 08:30:00
Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.
2026-05-02 09:00:00
Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.
2026-05-02 09:30:00
Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.
2026-05-02 10:00:00
Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.
2026-05-02 10:30:00
Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.
2026-05-02 11:00:00
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2026-05-02 11:30:00
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2026-05-02 12:00:00
A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete.
2026-05-02 13:00:00
A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French.
2026-05-02 14:00:00
No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.
2026-05-02 15:30:00
Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.
2026-05-02 17:00:00
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
2026-05-02 17:30:00
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
2026-05-02 18:00:00
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
2026-05-02 18:30:00
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
2026-05-02 19:00:00
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
2026-05-02 19:30:00
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
2026-05-02 20:00:00
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
2026-05-02 20:30:00
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
2026-05-02 21:00:00
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
2026-05-02 21:30:00
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
2026-05-02 22:00:00
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
2026-05-02 22:30:00
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
2026-05-02 23:00:00
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
2026-05-02 23:30:00
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
2026-05-03 00:00:00
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
2026-05-03 00:30:00
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
2026-05-03 01:00:00
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
2026-05-03 01:30:00
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
2026-05-03 02:00:00
The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.
2026-05-03 04:00:00
Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stock broker's murder.
2026-05-03 06:00:00
When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.
2026-05-03 06:30:00
A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".
2026-05-03 07:00:00
A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.
2026-05-03 07:30:00
When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.
2026-05-03 08:00:00
Two of Marilyn's teachers decide to present Herman to the scientific world as the only living prehistoric man.
2026-05-03 08:30:00
Dr. Frankenstein's great-grandson arrives with cousin Johann, who looks exactly like Herman.
2026-05-03 09:00:00
Grandpa creates a robot playmate for Eddie.
2026-05-03 09:30:00
A used-car salesman (Frank Gorshin) hoodwinks Herman.
2026-05-03 10:00:00
Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder.
2026-05-03 11:00:00
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2026-05-03 11:30:00
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2026-05-03 12:00:00
An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music.
2026-05-03 13:00:00
A greedy son (Jonathan Frakes) wants to institutionalize his eccentric father (Ron Moody), a construction tycoon.
2026-05-03 14:00:00
Dylan Dreyer journeys into the heart of India to meet powerful pachyderms, terrific tigers and animals galore in the monsoon forest.
2026-05-03 14:30:00
Coach Lou brings the team to Hill Air Force Base to help add some Globetrotter magic to the welcome home celebration for returning troops; Bulldog, Jet and his daughter discover the secrets of marine conservation at Hampton Beach.
2026-05-03 15:00:00
Sheinelle Jones discovers the unexpected ways animals and their adorable babies communicate in the wild.
2026-05-03 15:30:00
Sheinelle Jones takes a trip through the plains, prairies and more to see the amazing animals of the planet's grasslands.
2026-05-03 16:00:00
Peter and Rae travel to the coast of Maine to witness the conservation program fighting to save puffins; while Peter travels to puffin habitats on remote coastal islands, Rae visits the original conservationist who brought this species back to Maine.
2026-05-03 16:30:00
Peter and Dr. Rae embark on a mission to protect the endangered North Atlantic right whale; Peter joins the aerial patrol team tracking whales on their migration, while Dr. Rae visits the New England Aquarium to learn about the threats whales face.
2026-05-03 17:00:00
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
2026-05-03 17:30:00
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
2026-05-03 18:00:00
Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.
2026-05-03 18:30:00
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
2026-05-03 19:00:00
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
2026-05-03 19:30:00
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
2026-05-03 20:00:00
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
2026-05-03 20:30:00
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
2026-05-03 21:00:00
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
2026-05-03 21:30:00
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
2026-05-03 22:00:00
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
2026-05-03 22:30:00
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
2026-05-03 23:00:00
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
2026-05-03 23:30:00
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
2026-05-04 00:00:00
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
2026-05-04 00:30:00
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
2026-05-04 01:00:00
Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
2026-05-04 01:30:00
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
2026-05-04 02:00:00
The inimitable cop must prove that a flamboyant Hollywood gossip reporter was murdered by her former lover.
2026-05-04 04:00:00
A Hollywood film composer and conductor murders a talented, young musician out of jealousy.
2026-05-04 06:00:00
Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.
2026-05-04 06:30:00
Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
2026-05-04 07:00:00
As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.
2026-05-04 07:30:00
The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.
2026-05-04 08:00:00
After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.
2026-05-04 08:30:00
Herman is mistaken for a dummy by a couple of fraternity boys, who cart him off to a sorority house.
2026-05-04 09:00:00
Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.
2026-05-04 09:30:00
When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.
2026-05-04 10:00:00
Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.
2026-05-04 11:00:00
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2026-05-04 11:30:00
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2026-05-04 12:00:00
An actor (Daniel Davis) hires Jonathan and Mark to look after his estranged children (Bobby Jacoby, Emily Moultrie).
2026-05-04 13:00:00
On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens).
2026-05-04 14:00:00
Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.
2026-05-04 14:30:00
Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson).
2026-05-04 15:00:00
Dr. Joyce Brothers (guest starring as herself) is called in to counsel a combative Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson).
2026-05-04 15:30:00
Steve (Steve Harvey) reluctantly allows Romeo (Merlin Santana) to move in while finishing out his senior year of high school.
2026-05-04 16:00:00
Mark Cooper copes with the stress of his first teaching job and the challenge of living with two female roommates.
2026-05-04 16:30:00
Mark (Mark Curry) suffers a broken tailbone when he substitutes for a first-grade teacher. Stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
2026-05-04 17:00:00
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
2026-05-04 17:30:00
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
2026-05-04 18:00:00
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
2026-05-04 18:30:00
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
2026-05-04 19:00:00
While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.
2026-05-04 19:30:00
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
2026-05-04 20:00:00
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
2026-05-04 20:30:00
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
2026-05-04 21:00:00
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
2026-05-04 21:30:00
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
2026-05-04 22:00:00
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
2026-05-04 22:30:00
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
2026-05-04 23:00:00
The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.
2026-05-04 23:30:00
Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.
2026-05-05 00:00:00
Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.
2026-05-05 00:30:00
Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.
2026-05-05 01:00:00
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
2026-05-05 01:30:00
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
2026-05-05 02:00:00
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
2026-05-05 02:30:00
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
2026-05-05 03:00:00
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
2026-05-05 03:30:00
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
2026-05-05 04:00:00
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
2026-05-05 04:30:00
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
2026-05-05 05:00:00
A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.
2026-05-05 05:30:00
George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.
2026-05-05 06:00:00
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.
2026-05-05 06:30:00
Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.
2026-05-05 07:00:00
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
2026-05-05 07:30:00
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
2026-05-05 08:00:00
Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.
2026-05-05 08:30:00
Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.
2026-05-05 09:00:00
Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.
2026-05-05 09:30:00
Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.
2026-05-05 10:00:00
Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.
2026-05-05 10:30:00
As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.
2026-05-05 11:00:00
Paid programming.
2026-05-05 11:30:00
Paid programming.
2026-05-05 12:00:00
Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life.
2026-05-05 13:00:00
Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas.
2026-05-05 14:00:00
Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy.
2026-05-05 14:30:00
Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date.
2026-05-05 15:00:00
Steve and Romeo (Steve Harvey, Merlin Santana) become rivals for the affections of a 25-year-old swimsuit model.
2026-05-05 15:30:00
Rap artist Lil' Bow Wow (guest starring as himself) wants to sample an old hit of Steve's (Steve Harvey) group, the Hi-Tops. Jermaine Dupri and Ron Isley also guest star.
2026-05-05 16:00:00
An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.
2026-05-05 16:30:00
Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success.
2026-05-05 17:00:00
A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).
2026-05-05 17:30:00
When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.
2026-05-05 18:00:00
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
2026-05-05 18:30:00
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
2026-05-05 19:00:00
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
2026-05-05 19:30:00
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
2026-05-05 20:00:00
George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
2026-05-05 20:30:00
When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.
2026-05-05 21:00:00
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
2026-05-05 21:30:00
Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.
2026-05-05 22:00:00
Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.
2026-05-05 22:30:00
Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.
2026-05-05 23:00:00
Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.
2026-05-05 23:30:00
Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.
2026-05-06 00:00:00
Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.
2026-05-06 00:30:00
Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.
2026-05-06 01:00:00
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
2026-05-06 01:30:00
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
2026-05-06 02:00:00
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
2026-05-06 02:30:00
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
2026-05-06 03:00:00
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
2026-05-06 03:30:00
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
2026-05-06 04:00:00
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
2026-05-06 04:30:00
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
2026-05-06 05:00:00
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
2026-05-06 05:30:00
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
2026-05-06 06:00:00
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
2026-05-06 06:30:00
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
2026-05-06 07:00:00
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
2026-05-06 07:30:00
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
2026-05-06 08:00:00
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.
2026-05-06 08:30:00
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.
2026-05-06 09:00:00
Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.
2026-05-06 09:30:00
Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.
2026-05-06 10:00:00
Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.
2026-05-06 10:30:00
Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites."
2026-05-06 11:00:00
Paid programming.
2026-05-06 11:30:00
Paid programming.
2026-05-06 12:00:00
Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.
2026-05-06 13:00:00
Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman.
2026-05-06 14:00:00
With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.
2026-05-06 14:30:00
After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.
2026-05-06 15:00:00
Romeo's mother shows up and announces that she is leaving her husband to start a new life in Chicago.
2026-05-06 15:30:00
When Steve's students take him court for a classroom injustice, he goes before TV's Judge Greg Mathis.
2026-05-06 16:00:00
Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad.
2026-05-06 16:30:00
The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job.
2026-05-06 17:00:00
Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.
2026-05-06 17:30:00
Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.
2026-05-06 18:00:00
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
2026-05-06 18:30:00
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
2026-05-06 19:00:00
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
2026-05-06 19:30:00
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
2026-05-06 20:00:00
Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.
2026-05-06 20:30:00
George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.
2026-05-06 21:00:00
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
2026-05-06 21:30:00
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
2026-05-06 22:00:00
After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.
2026-05-06 22:30:00
In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.
2026-05-06 23:00:00
Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.
2026-05-06 23:30:00
Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.
2026-05-07 00:00:00
On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.
2026-05-07 00:30:00
Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.
2026-05-07 01:00:00
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
2026-05-07 01:30:00
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.