Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Miss Brooks gets a traffic ticket during Conklin's safe driving campaign.

Kate is surprised at her old school teacher's new personality.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Bill thinks Jody has a crush on a pretty teacher.

Terry's social climbing upsets the family.

Mary hears the story of Donna's first date with Alex.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie become locked in a private room at the hardware store.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Agents (Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Michaels) imitate stars; a lawyer falls for a former client; an actress studies for a role as a nurse.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Winning an evening with Elaine spurs the competition between Louie and Alex; they see who can bring in the most receipts and compete in a taxi-driving marathon.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Max tries to explain to a woman that the olive she ate is really a miniaturized receiver.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

The conclusion of the fifth season family show finale brings to a close the spoof, the Doily Sisters.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

Betty Jo has made a new little friend, a dog which keeps following her everywhere she goes. Although she wants to keep him, Kate insists he must go.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

The twins bring home a large dog that dislikes Bill.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

Rusty has too much help with a soap-box racer.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Donna plays matchmaker for Alex's friend.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Youngest son Ernie (Barry Livingston), who doesn't even like girls, winds up with two dates for the same dance.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Katie (Tina Cole), alone in the Douglas home, is frightened by what she thinks is the sound of a loud heartbeat.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

Fonzie tackles the problem of how to instill confidence in his visiting cousin.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Another ship's captain (McLean Stevenson) eyes Capt. Stubing's job; two men vie for the same woman; a working girl pretends to be rich.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" have arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

Doc meets a successful med-school classmate; a shy genius seeks romance; two companions tell their children the truth.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Gomer devises unconventional tactics when his platoon takes to the field in war games.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rebecca promises Sam anything if he finds borrowed diamond earrings she lost.

Sam pretends that he is impotent so he can consult with a beautiful psychiatrist (Madolyn Smith Osborne).

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Latka blows his life's savings on a luxurious penthouse when his apartment is demolished.

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Hymie resists the possibility of engaging in a fight with a KAOS robot.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 pose as campers to find Dr. Yes' secret lab.

Carol's good luck charm Jim Nabors guest stars; this episode is highlighted by Harvey's belated Emmy Award acceptance speech, and a Nostalgia Theatre presentation of the WWII-set Hollywood Canteen.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Max poses as a safecracker to capture the leader of a burglary gang.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

Rain sabotages Dobie's sandwich-delivery service.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risque ballet.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" have arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Gomer devises unconventional tactics when his platoon takes to the field in war games.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Woody's wealthy girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) expects more than a song for her birthday.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 pose as campers to find Dr. Yes' secret lab.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Max poses as a safecracker to capture the leader of a burglary gang.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

A grumpy store owner (Mickey Rooney) traps Jesse and Michelle on Christmas Eve.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risque ballet.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

A shy girl who can beat French at chess fascinates the twins.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

Complications arise when Danny gets a new pet.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

Donna's plan to patch up a friend's marriage takes an unexpected turn.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Katie's Aunt Cecile is a guest in the Douglas household and in a few days rearranges their furniture -- and their lives.

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Lucy and the kids gets jobs on Wayne Newton's Las Vegas ranch.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Richie the benchwarmer becomes a basketball star after replacing an injured player.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Archie's zealousness to get a promotion costs him a lot more than he bargained for.

Archie flaunts the fact he has saved the life of an unconscious woman in his cab, but he hopes to keep the story hushed after discovering the woman is really a man in drag.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Max and 99 join a hippie group suspected of kidnapping an important foreign minister for KAOS.

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.Guests: Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand..

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Herbert balks at signing his will.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

Kate's friend Elsie comes to Shady Rest while waiting to have her baby.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

A grumpy store owner (Mickey Rooney) traps Jesse and Michelle on Christmas Eve.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

A shy girl who can beat French at chess fascinates the twins.

Complications arise when Danny gets a new pet.

Donna's plan to patch up a friend's marriage takes an unexpected turn.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Katie's Aunt Cecile is a guest in the Douglas household and in a few days rearranges their furniture -- and their lives.

Lucy and the kids gets jobs on Wayne Newton's Las Vegas ranch.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rhoda returns from a vacation in New York and announces her decision to move there.

Richie the benchwarmer becomes a basketball star after replacing an injured player.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Archie's zealousness to get a promotion costs him a lot more than he bargained for.

Archie flaunts the fact he has saved the life of an unconscious woman in his cab, but he hopes to keep the story hushed after discovering the woman is really a man in drag.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Max and 99 join a hippie group suspected of kidnapping an important foreign minister for KAOS.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.Guests: Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand..

Herbert balks at signing his will.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Kate's friend Elsie comes to Shady Rest while waiting to have her baby.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bill worries about modern influences on the siblings.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) decide to leave the Douglas household and move to a borrowed apartment.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Marion decides that she needs to get a job and starts work as a waitress at Arnold's.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.Guests: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore..

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with a new librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.