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2026-02-28 13:00:00
Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother (Brad Pitt) marries the love of Boomhauer's life, Katherine (Laura Dern).
2026-02-28 13:30:00
Marge gets a job in a high-pressure ghost kitchen, but when she tries to start a union, she gets more than she collectively bargained for.
2026-02-28 14:00:00
When someone in Homer's life passes away, he and some guys from Moe's go on a road trip to scatter the ashes.
2026-02-28 14:30:00
Marge comes upon a surprising windfall and, angry with Homer, spends it secretly on herself.
2026-02-28 15:00:00
Homer loses his mind over tipping culture run amok.
2026-02-28 15:30:00
Bart makes a new friend.
2026-02-28 16:00:00
Bart celebrates the most shocking birthday party of his entire life -- one that might just change everyone in Springfield forever.
2026-02-28 16:30:00
The Simpsons encounter death on vacation at a high-end resort.
2026-02-28 17:00:00
Lisa has a misadventure in the dark world of Capital City's downtown art scene.
2026-02-28 17:30:00
An unearthed corpse opens up a cold case from Springfield in the 1980s.
2026-02-28 18:00:00
Giant monsters created by political rage threaten to tear the town apart; a Victorian Mr. Burns is jump-scared on Thanksgiving by the ghosts of his abused workers; Homer bonds with a pair of extra-terrestrial jeans.
2026-02-28 18:30:00
Luann realizes how attractive she is after her wine obsession results in an injury; Homer feels ashamed when he is called out for refusing to get tampons for Marge.
2026-02-28 19:00:00
A tattooed man at a mysterious night circus transports Lisa into three strange stories from the innocent 1950s, the chilling retro-present and a brutalist future where prestige TV rules the world.
2026-02-28 19:30:00
The Simpsons are trapped on a flight with the most unruly passengers in America.
2026-02-28 20:00:00
After a fight in an escape room, Krusty's aunt fixes Homer's relationship with Patty and Selma.
2026-02-28 20:30:00
The new and improved Pin Pals travel to Capital City for their first ever state bowling championship.
2026-02-28 21:00:00
Marge and Smithers team up to become wine-forging Robin Hoods.
2026-02-28 21:30:00
Bart dips his toe into the world of celebrity DJing; Homer finally pushes Flanders too far.
2026-02-28 22:00:00
Springfield becomes hooked on a miracle weight loss drug -- all except Homer.
2026-02-28 22:30:00
Marge's nice-lady reputation is on the line when an unknown blackmailer threatens to expose the angry woman she is inside.
2026-02-28 23:00:00
After Grampa and Moe recruit a Macedonian slugger to play in Springfield, it strains their friendship and the very integrity of baseball.
2026-02-28 23:30:00
Homer reinvigorates a celebrity chef's lost passion for food -- with some help from the mob.
2026-03-01 00:00:00
Homer and Grampa team up to create a new sport that rivals pickleball, until Homer kicks Grampa off.
2026-03-01 00:30:00
When Bart and Lisa stop watching Itchy and Scratchy together, Marge fears that they'll start to drift apart.
2026-03-01 01:00:00
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
2026-03-01 01:30:00
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
2026-03-01 02:00:00
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
2026-03-01 02:30:00
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
2026-03-01 03:00:00
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
2026-03-01 03:30:00
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
2026-03-01 04:00:00
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
2026-03-01 04:30:00
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.
2026-03-01 05:00:00
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.
2026-03-01 05:30:00
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.
2026-03-01 06:00:00
Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.
2026-03-01 06:30:00
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
2026-03-01 07:00:00
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.
2026-03-01 07:30:00
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
2026-03-01 08:00:00
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
2026-03-01 08:30:00
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
2026-03-01 09:00:00
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
2026-03-01 09:30:00
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
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Hank encourages Bobby to join the church youth group but learns that the group consists of tough-looking skate punks (guest voices of Sum 41); things come to a head at a punk outing as Hank confronts the leader. Gene Simmons also guest stars.
2026-03-01 13:30:00
The guys are awestruck when a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street; Bobby learns NFL dirty tricks.
2026-03-01 14:00:00
When Peggy secretly slips Hank testosterone medication, his attitude changes and he becomes invigorated by life.
2026-03-01 14:30:00
Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping Msgr. Martinez's children prepare for the SATs; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties.
2026-03-01 15:00:00
Hank's project, which involves building Bobby a trophy shelf, results in the Hills' home being declared uninhabitable.
2026-03-01 15:30:00
When Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18-wheeler, the guys stow away in the back; Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.
2026-03-01 16:00:00
Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.
2026-03-01 16:30:00
Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.
2026-03-01 17:00:00
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
2026-03-01 17:30:00
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
2026-03-01 18:00:00
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
2026-03-01 18:30:00
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
2026-03-01 19:00:00
Homer's popularity as the local baseball team's mascot sends him to the big leagues.
2026-03-01 19:30:00
A man claiming to be the real Seymour Skinner appears in Springfield while the city honors Principal Skinner.
2026-03-01 20:00:00
Bart and Lisa land in the same third-grade classroom, and the teacher concludes Bart is the superior student on the first day.
2026-03-01 20:30:00
Milhouse moves away, leaving Bart to find a new best friend in Lisa; Bart visits reinvented Milhouse in Capitol City.
2026-03-01 21:00:00
Bart is told he is exempt from taking the Vice President's Assessment Test after receiving a perfect score on a practice test; Homer, late on making an insurance payment, tries to avoid accidents.
2026-03-01 21:30:00
Venture capitalists take an interest in Moe's homemade whiskey; Grampa hurts himself and learns he prefers being in the care of Bart over the nursing home; Lisa finds the hologram of a jazz legend offensive.
2026-03-01 22:00:00
When Marge takes Lisa to Capital City for a musical, the star tells Lisa how lucky she is to have a great mom; Bart comes up with a new plan to trick people.
2026-03-01 22:30:00
Lisa has a misadventure in the dark world of Capital City's downtown art scene.
2026-03-01 23:00:00
Tina starts a romance with a spirit thought to be living in the Belchers' basement.
2026-03-01 23:30:00
When Bob learns his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health, he signs up for a stuntman boot camp with his friend; the kids make an ice rink in the freezer.
2026-03-02 00:00:00
While Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, Linda and the kids spend the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival; a wild bird attack leads to mayhem.
2026-03-02 00:30:00
When Bob enters a burger contest, he discovers his distinguishing ingredient is missing; the kids try to help their dad.
2026-03-02 01:00:00
At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.
2026-03-02 01:30:00
Tina goes under cover in her old Thundergirls troop to find who is giving away cookie secrets; Linda dyes her hair.
2026-03-02 02:00:00
Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion; Linda adorns the walls of the restaurant with napkins decorated by customers.
2026-03-02 02:30:00
Gene, Tina and Louise are excited about joining a go kart league; Bob helps Teddy discretely serve his home-brewed beer.
2026-03-02 03:00:00
Marge has to spend all the family's Christmas present money getting Bart's tattoo removed, so Homer gets a job as Santa but bets all his wages on a dog with a festive name.
2026-03-02 03:30:00
After Bart cheats on an aptitude test, he is placed in a school for gifted children.
2026-03-02 04:00:00
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
2026-03-02 04:30:00
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail.
2026-03-02 05:00:00
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.
2026-03-02 05:30:00
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2.".
2026-03-02 06:00:00
Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.
2026-03-02 06:30:00
After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.
2026-03-02 07:00:00
Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.
2026-03-02 07:30:00
Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
2026-03-02 08:00:00
The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.
2026-03-02 08:30:00
To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
2026-03-02 09:00:00
Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.
2026-03-02 09:30:00
Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.
2026-03-02 10:00:00
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Three fed-up secretaries (Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton) kidnap their sexist boss and force him to authorize office improvements.
2026-03-02 15:30:00
When a man is found dead, a woman who lives by herself in the dangerous marshlands of North Carolina becomes the main suspect. As the case unfolds, the verdict as to what happened becomes increasingly unclear, threatening to reveal many secrets.
2026-03-02 18:30:00
In the years after the Civil War, Jo March and her two sisters return home when shy sister Beth develops an illness that forever changes all of their lives.
2026-03-02 21:30:00
After losing his job, Homer becomes an anti-nuclear activist.
2026-03-02 22:00:00
In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant.
2026-03-02 22:30:00
Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
2026-03-02 23:00:00
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign in order to keep Millie from winning; Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife.
2026-03-02 23:30:00
When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.
2026-03-03 00:00:00
When Bob's automatic helicopter falls apart, he battles the manufacturer to get a refund; Tina gets help preparing for her oral book report.
2026-03-03 00:30:00
Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.
2026-03-03 01:00:00
Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband; Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.
2026-03-03 01:30:00
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
2026-03-03 02:00:00
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
2026-03-03 02:30:00
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
2026-03-03 03:00:00
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
2026-03-03 03:30:00
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
2026-03-03 04:00:00
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
2026-03-03 04:30:00
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
2026-03-03 05:00:00
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
2026-03-03 05:30:00
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
2026-03-03 06:00:00
The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.
2026-03-03 06:30:00
The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature.
2026-03-03 07:00:00
Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition.
2026-03-03 07:30:00
Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time.
2026-03-03 08:00:00
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
2026-03-03 08:30:00
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
2026-03-03 09:00:00
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
2026-03-03 09:30:00
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
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2026-03-03 16:00:00
In the years after the Civil War, Jo March and her two sisters return home when shy sister Beth develops an illness that forever changes all of their lives.
2026-03-03 19:00:00
Homer discovers families can get along when the Simpsons attend the company picnic.
2026-03-03 19:30:00
Bart's grandfather comes to his aid after he is beaten up by a bully.
2026-03-03 20:00:00
Lisa's family attempts to cheer her up when she becomes depressed.
2026-03-03 20:30:00
Homer and Bart go for help when the Simpsons' camper breaks down in the woods; Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot.
2026-03-03 21:00:00
In an effort to be popular, Bart decapitates the statue of Springfield's founder.
2026-03-03 21:30:00
Marge faces a difficult decision when she falls for her bowling instructor.
2026-03-03 22:00:00
The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival; Bob and Linda suspect a young girl of scamming them.
2026-03-03 22:30:00
Gene starts a band -- only to be kicked out, and ends up vowing to never play the Casio again; Linda has a terrible rash.
2026-03-03 23:00:00
When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing.
2026-03-03 23:30:00
When a terrible storm strands the Belchers in Craggy Neck, they must take shelter with the mysterious owner of a large beach house.
2026-03-04 00:00:00
When Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite monster series, they decide to mastermind a father-daughter reunion.
2026-03-04 00:30:00
Faced with a rent increase, Bob and the other tenants on Ocean Avenue organize a strike only to discover they will have to compete with one another at Mr. Fischoeder's estate to keep rest reasonable.
2026-03-04 01:00:00
Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.
2026-03-04 01:30:00
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.
2026-03-04 02:00:00
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
2026-03-04 02:30:00
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
2026-03-04 03:00:00
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.
2026-03-04 03:30:00
Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.
2026-03-04 04:00:00
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.
2026-03-04 04:30:00
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.
2026-03-04 05:00:00
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.
2026-03-04 05:30:00
When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.
2026-03-04 06:00:00
After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark.
2026-03-04 06:30:00
Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter.
2026-03-04 07:00:00
A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-04 07:30:00
While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-04 08:00:00
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
2026-03-04 08:30:00
Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks.
2026-03-04 09:00:00
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
2026-03-04 09:30:00
Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train.
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Josh Lambert heads east to drop his son, Dalton, off at school. However, Dalton's college dream soon becomes a living nightmare when the repressed demons of his past suddenly return to haunt them both.
2026-03-04 15:30:00
Transported to a strange world, Lt. Artemis and her team of elite soldiers join forces with a mysterious hunter to battle dangerous and powerful monsters that rule their domain with deadly ferocity.
2026-03-04 17:30:00
Members of a deep-sea drilling crew find themselves in a fight for their lives when they come under attack from mysterious and deadly creatures six miles below the ocean surface.
2026-03-04 19:30:00
Bart uses a miniature camera to spy on a bachelor party Homer is attending.
2026-03-04 20:00:00
An exchange program sends Bart to France and an Albanian to Springfield.
2026-03-04 20:30:00
Krusty is accused of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, thanks to witness Homer Simpson, but Bart is convinced that his hero is innocent and with Lisa's help, sets out to prove it.
2026-03-04 21:00:00
Homer thwarts Bart and Lisa's efforts to bring the notorious baby-sitter bandit to justice.
2026-03-04 21:30:00
Failing fourth grade, Bart gets the class brain to tutor him.
2026-03-04 22:00:00
When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.
2026-03-04 22:30:00
Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business -- until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.
2026-03-04 23:00:00
When Louise reveals that she hasn't been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house; the trip is more frightening than anticipated.
2026-03-04 23:30:00
Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when a snowstorm derails Bob's trip home with an injured Gayle (Megan Mullally).
2026-03-05 00:00:00
A grumpy mall Santa (Henry Winkler) threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.
2026-03-05 00:30:00
When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.
2026-03-05 01:00:00
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.
2026-03-05 01:30:00
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.
2026-03-05 02:00:00
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
2026-03-05 02:30:00
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.
2026-03-05 03:00:00
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
2026-03-05 03:30:00
The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.
2026-03-05 04:00:00
Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.
2026-03-05 04:30:00
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
2026-03-05 05:00:00
After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.
2026-03-05 05:30:00
Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.
2026-03-05 06:00:00
While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-05 06:30:00
Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee.
2026-03-05 07:00:00
Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-05 07:30:00
Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth.
2026-03-05 08:00:00
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment.
2026-03-05 08:30:00
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
2026-03-05 09:00:00
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
2026-03-05 09:30:00
Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent.
2026-03-05 10:00:00
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2026-03-05 11:00:00
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2026-03-05 13:00:00
Transported to a strange world, Lt. Artemis and her team of elite soldiers join forces with a mysterious hunter to battle dangerous and powerful monsters that rule their domain with deadly ferocity.
2026-03-05 15:00:00
Members of a deep-sea drilling crew find themselves in a fight for their lives when they come under attack from mysterious and deadly creatures six miles below the ocean surface.
2026-03-05 17:00:00
A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.
2026-03-05 19:00:00
Homer gains confidence and success after buying a hair growth product with company money.
2026-03-05 19:30:00
Bart and Lisa try to outdo each other with scary Halloween stories.
2026-03-05 20:00:00
The Simpsons ruin Mr. Burns' chance of being elected governor.
2026-03-05 20:30:00
Homer bets that Bart will beat Flanders' son in a miniature-golf tournament.
2026-03-05 21:00:00
After fighting with Lisa, Bart runs away from home to teach the family a lesson.
2026-03-05 21:30:00
Reckless Bart plans to duplicate dangerous stunts he saw performed on TV.
2026-03-05 22:00:00
Gene and Courtney are asked be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens their big break; Tina offers to organize the Valentine's Day fundraiser.
2026-03-05 22:30:00
Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery; Jairo promises to heal Bob without doctors; the kids form a fake law firm.
2026-03-05 23:00:00
Louise decides to take matters into her own hands after a family vote goes against buying a new couch.
2026-03-05 23:30:00
A lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff; Bob tries to make improvements to the restaurant, but ends up driving customers away.
2026-03-06 00:00:00
The Belcher kids come to the rescue when a bounce house crisis strikes Regular-Sized Rudy's party; an unexpected guest at the restaurant forces Bob to face an old fear.
2026-03-06 00:30:00
After hearing about a mythical creature that lives locally, Gene leads his siblings and their friends on a mission to find it; downtime at the restaurant brings out Linda's competitive nature.
2026-03-06 01:00:00
Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.
2026-03-06 01:30:00
Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.
2026-03-06 02:00:00
Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single, "Evil, Evil Monkey.".
2026-03-06 02:30:00
When Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.
2026-03-06 03:00:00
Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.
2026-03-06 03:30:00
Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.
2026-03-06 04:00:00
Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.
2026-03-06 04:30:00
Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.
2026-03-06 05:00:00
After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.
2026-03-06 05:30:00
Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.
2026-03-06 06:00:00
Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-06 06:30:00
Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2026-03-06 07:00:00
The crew takes a trip to Mars University where the Professor introduces them to his newest experiment.
2026-03-06 07:30:00
Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century.
2026-03-06 08:00:00
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.
2026-03-06 08:30:00
The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a "McMansion.".
2026-03-06 09:00:00
Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business.
2026-03-06 09:30:00
Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.
2026-03-06 10:00:00
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2026-03-06 10:30:00
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2026-03-06 11:00:00
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2026-03-06 12:00:00
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2026-03-06 13:00:00
Buck is a big-hearted dog whose blissful domestic life gets turned upside down when he is suddenly uprooted from his California home and transplanted to the exotic wilds of the Alaskan Yukon in the 1890s.
2026-03-06 15:00:00
A ruptured water main creates an enormous sinkhole right in front of Bob's Burgers, blocking the entrance indefinitely. As Bob and Linda struggle to keep the business afloat, the kids try to solve a mystery that could save their family's restaurant.
2026-03-06 17:00:00
The combination of Homer (Dan Castellaneta), his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world.
2026-03-06 19:00:00
Marge launches a crusade when she becomes disgusted with violence on television.
2026-03-06 19:30:00
Homer mulls litigation after his boss hits Bart with his car.
2026-03-06 20:00:00
Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant.
2026-03-06 20:30:00
Homer and Marge reminisce about their high-school romance and how he won her heart.
2026-03-06 21:00:00
Lisa shows Homer the error of his ways when he pirates cable television.
2026-03-06 21:30:00
The Simpsons play Cupid for Principal Skinner and Marge's sister.
2026-03-06 22:00:00
The Belchers try to help Bob's friend, Critter, after he lands in jail for unpaid parking tickets; Linda takes a job as a baby sitter.
2026-03-06 22:30:00
Tina gets a chance to be a soloist in a play but is concerned the role will ruin her social status; Linda thinks her promising business plan might make the Belcher family rich.
2026-03-06 23:00:00
Bob's friend Warren offers to invest in the restaurant and give it a makeover.
2026-03-06 23:30:00
Louise enters a contest that could give Tina a chance to meet the exiting member of a boy band; an interesting piece of history about Bob's restaurant leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.
2026-03-07 00:00:00
When Bob and Linda decide to send Tina to horse camp, she realizes she has to say goodbye to her imaginary horse, Jericho; Linda creates a restaurant camp for Gene and Louise.
2026-03-07 00:30:00
Tina's time volunteering at a nursing home forces her to rethink her ideas of love and romance; influenced by his friends, Bob makes questionable choices.
2026-03-07 01:00:00
Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot; Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.
2026-03-07 01:30:00
After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.
2026-03-07 02:00:00
The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.
2026-03-07 02:30:00
When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.
2026-03-07 03:00:00
The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
2026-03-07 03:30:00
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but must dumb down her political views in order to win.
2026-03-07 04:00:00
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
2026-03-07 04:30:00
After a power outage in Quahog, Peter tells his family the greatest story every told; a parody of Luke Skywalker on his path to aid the rebellion along with his companions R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
2026-03-07 05:30:00
Brian, Jillian and Stewie move into an apartment; Meg and Chris get jobs at a convenience store.
2026-03-07 06:00:00
Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-07 06:30:00
Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.
2026-03-07 07:00:00
After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.
2026-03-07 07:30:00
A couple of clones campaign for the presidency and Bender sells his body to Richard Nixon, who joins the race.
2026-03-07 08:00:00
Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.
2026-03-07 08:30:00
When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.
2026-03-07 09:00:00
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.
2026-03-07 09:30:00
Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.
2026-03-07 10:00:00
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2026-03-07 13:00:00
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.
2026-03-07 13:30:00
Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.
2026-03-07 14:00:00
After meeting his millionaire half brother (voice of Danny DeVito), Homer sets out to design the perfect car.
2026-03-07 14:30:00
Homer wants to get rid of the dog unless he passes obedience school.
2026-03-07 15:00:00
Grandpa Simpson inherits $106,000 from a woman he falls for at his rest home.
2026-03-07 15:30:00
Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic.
2026-03-07 16:00:00
While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher.
2026-03-07 16:30:00
After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counseling weekend at a wooded retreat.
2026-03-07 17:00:00
Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first-ever edition of the "Radioactive Man" comic book, but refusing to trust each other, they spend a stormy night together with it in the treehouse.
2026-03-07 17:30:00
Mr. Burns needs a vital blood transfusion and Bart is the only one with the right blood type; when Mr. Burns fails to show the Simpsons enough gratitude for Bart's blood, Homer writes him a vindictive letter.
2026-03-07 18:00:00
Lisa's patriotic essay wins the Simpson family a trip to Washington, D.C.
2026-03-07 18:30:00
After wishing him bad luck, Homer feels responsible when Ned Flanders' business fails.
2026-03-07 19:00:00
Principal Skinner disappears shortly after Bart takes a part-time job working for a local mobster.
2026-03-07 19:30:00
Homer becomes a hero when he single-handedly prevents a meltdown at the nuclear plant.
2026-03-07 20:00:00
Lisa and Bart try to reunite Krusty with his estranged father.
2026-03-07 20:30:00
An excess of Halloween candy gives Bart, Lisa and Homer nightmares.
2026-03-07 21:00:00
Homer's guilt prompts him to fulfill Lisa's dream of owning a pony.
2026-03-07 21:30:00
Homer decides building a soapbox racer with Bart will bring them closer.
2026-03-07 22:00:00
A local bartender becomes rich and famous using Homer's recipe for a flaming drink.
2026-03-07 22:30:00
Homer is laid off when Mr. Burns sells the nuclear plant to a German corporation.
2026-03-07 23:00:00
Marge thinks she is pregnant, prompting Homer to relive their early years.
2026-03-07 23:30:00
After Bart fools everyone into believing a child has fallen down a well, Sting performs to help raise money to save him.
2026-03-08 00:00:00
Homer cashes in on Lisa's uncanny knack for picking football game winners.
2026-03-08 00:30:00
When Marge goes to a health spa, Homer is left alone with baby Maggie.
2026-03-08 01:00:00
Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.
2026-03-08 01:30:00
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
2026-03-08 02:00:00
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.
2026-03-08 02:30:00
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade, but he changes his tune when he finds out he was born in Mexico.
2026-03-08 03:00:00
Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.
2026-03-08 03:30:00
Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.
2026-03-08 04:00:00
Seeking revenge, James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as the head of the household, prompting Peter to try to ruin the actor's career.
2026-03-08 04:30:00
When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.
2026-03-08 05:00:00
When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.
2026-03-08 05:30:00
After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird; Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for an intern.
2026-03-08 06:00:00
Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams, but when Cleveland sweeps her off her feet, Brian vows to do whatever it takes to win her back.
2026-03-08 06:30:00
When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus.
2026-03-08 07:00:00
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.
2026-03-08 07:30:00
During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.
2026-03-08 09:00:00
Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.
2026-03-08 09:30:00
Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.
2026-03-08 10:00:00
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2026-03-08 13:00:00
Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.
2026-03-08 13:30:00
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.
2026-03-08 14:00:00
Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.
2026-03-08 14:30:00
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
2026-03-08 15:00:00
Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.
2026-03-08 15:30:00
Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.
2026-03-08 16:00:00
Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.
2026-03-08 16:30:00
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes.
2026-03-08 17:00:00
The Hill family gets a Christmas visit from Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), an elderly woman who lived in the Hill residence as a child.
2026-03-08 17:30:00
Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a time share.
2026-03-08 18:00:00
Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.
2026-03-08 18:30:00
Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.
2026-03-08 19:00:00
Homer mistakenly locks Maggie in a newspaper box; Apu shuts down the Kwik-E-Mart to romp at a wild party.
2026-03-08 19:30:00
Marge severs Homer's thumb, Lisa creates a grammar robot, and Bart and Milhouse try to bust fireworks smugglers.
2026-03-08 20:00:00
The Simpsons play folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.
2026-03-08 20:30:00
A documentary filmmaker chronicles the growth and development of Springfield; Homer tries out odd jobs in search of success.
2026-03-08 21:00:00
God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.
2026-03-08 21:30:00
Lisa stays home from school to explore the wonders of Western art; each family member takes on the persona of a famous artist.
2026-03-08 22:00:00
Luann realizes how attractive she is after her wine obsession results in an injury; Homer feels ashamed when he is called out for refusing to get tampons for Marge.
2026-03-08 22:30:00
A tattooed man at a mysterious night circus transports Lisa into three strange stories from the innocent 1950s, the chilling retro-present and a brutalist future where prestige TV rules the world.
2026-03-08 23:00:00
The whole town gets involved when a journalist comes to profile the restaurant on the same day the kids play an epic prank.
2026-03-08 23:30:00
When Louise contracts a bad case of the flu, Linda has a mishap trying to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her bedside; Louise has a wild, fever-induced dream.
2026-03-09 00:00:00
Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a cellphone by taking care Bob's prized eraser.
2026-03-09 00:30:00
Tina seeks the help of Mr. Ambrose after Tammy steals her idea for the annual Halloween costume contest; Bob tries to find out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.
2026-03-09 01:00:00
Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save clients money on every order, but he soon realizes that things are too good to be true.
2026-03-09 01:30:00
Tina has a mishap that gets her thrown into detention, forcing Bob and Linda to let Gene and Louise stay home alone; Bob and Linda get into a jam with their accountant.
2026-03-09 02:00:00
Gene and Louise try to ruin their day-before-Thanksgiving play to save their long weekend; Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather.
2026-03-09 02:30:00
Bob unexpectedly gets involved in an intense gingerbread house-building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's friends; Linda and Teddy take the kids caroling.
2026-03-09 03:00:00
Bart pretends to be an available millionaire when he answers his teacher's personal ad.
2026-03-09 03:30:00
Mr. Burns recruits major leaguers for a company softball game.
2026-03-09 04:00:00
Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
2026-03-09 04:30:00
When Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, the Griffins go on a road trip to the Grand Canyon, but one of their own gets left behind.
2026-03-09 05:00:00
After watching "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.
2026-03-09 05:30:00
Peter's boss, Angela (Carrie Fisher), sends him back to the third grade so he can meet the requirements for a promotion; Brian, Stewie and Frank Sinatra Jr. open a club in Quahog.
2026-03-09 06:00:00
Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.
2026-03-09 06:30:00
When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.
2026-03-09 07:00:00
The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.
2026-03-09 07:30:00
When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
2026-03-09 08:00:00
Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
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Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2026-03-09 09:00:00
Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2026-03-09 09:30:00
When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.
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Peter Parker's quest to solve his parents' disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist's deadly alter ego, the Lizard.
2026-03-09 16:00:00
After reuniting with Gwen Stacy, Brooklyn's full-time, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is catapulted across the Multiverse, where he encounters a team of Spider-People charged with protecting its very existence.
2026-03-09 19:00:00
Aptitude tests reveal Lisa should be a homemaker and Bart should be a police officer.
2026-03-09 19:30:00
The Simpsons are so caught up in the approaching lottery they fail to notice their dog is ill.
2026-03-09 20:00:00
Homer meets a would-be country singer (voice of Beverly D'Angelo) and decides he should manage her career.
2026-03-09 20:30:00
After hurting her ankle, Tina sends a robot version of herself to school and in the process has an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr.
2026-03-09 21:00:00
As Valentine's Day approaches, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos; Bob decides on a romantic gesture to impress Linda.
2026-03-09 21:30:00
When Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, secures a pet agent, Bob finds out that Linda may have been helping to fund the cat's career.
2026-03-09 22:00:00
Louise must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock trial; Bob and Jimmy Pesto work together to catch a scammer.
2026-03-09 22:30:00
When Gene discovers the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, he works with the head of the company to try to remedy the situation; Bob gets involved in one of Teddy's less-than-perfect plans.
2026-03-09 23:00:00
Linda eagerly accepts the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference; Gene and Louise have plans for a weekend alone with Bob.
2026-03-09 23:30:00
Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.
2026-03-10 00:00:00
Peter takes part in medical experiments to make some extra money.
2026-03-10 00:30:00
Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
2026-03-10 01:00:00
Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired when her expose on a liberal filmmaker implicates a conservative radio host.
2026-03-10 01:30:00
The Griffin family heads to the annual "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie gets angry when he can't ask his favorite cast members a question, so he builds a transporter and beams the cast to his bedroom.
2026-03-10 02:00:00
Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.
2026-03-10 02:30:00
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter; Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and realizes that popularity is like physics.
2026-03-10 03:00:00
Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.
2026-03-10 03:30:00
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most-famous works.
2026-03-10 04:00:00
A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a gentleman who lived in the newly founded colony of Quahog.
2026-03-10 04:30:00
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
2026-03-10 05:00:00
Lois' trip to the doctor reveals some news about her heritage; Peter is visited by his father's ghost.
2026-03-10 05:30:00
When Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, they follow them on a mission to Russia.
2026-03-10 06:00:00
When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.
2026-03-10 06:30:00
Bender is recruited by the robot mafia to participate in a Zuban cigar heist. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Tress MacNeille.
2026-03-10 07:00:00
The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2026-03-10 07:30:00
The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.
2026-03-10 08:00:00
Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.
2026-03-10 08:30:00
Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.
2026-03-10 09:00:00
Hank receives a box of his late father's personal effects and a set of bizarre last requests; Dale and Bill become bitter enemies while fighting over an empty beer can left on the ground.
2026-03-10 09:30:00
Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.
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