Chelmsford. The first host, Alex Sullivan, plans a birthday party-themed night, which features an uncomfortable school reunion for two guests and a striptease.

Chelmsford. Businessman Scott Johnson hosts an 'Essex Glam' night, complete with a disco in the kitchen. But tensions flare between former schoolmates John and Martin.

Chelmsford. Married mum Deb Croghan throws a saucy 'tarts and vicars' party and introduces her guests to a cucumber-based game.

Chelmsford. Hot tub salesman John Mabey plans a Shakespeare-themed evening, featuring Italian food, and asks his guests to act out Romeo and Juliet.

Chelmsford. The final host of the week, Martin Young, throws a Caribbean-themed party, on a night full of surprises and featuring a jaw-dropping secret talent.

Leicester. NHS manager Helen Mather hosts with a simple menu and some flirty 'urban ballet' entertainment. And there's an unexpected extra guest at the table.

Leicester. Confident estate agent Terry is aiming for the perfect 40 score with what he considers a Michelin-star menu, his 'dress as your hero' theme and Elton John entertainment.

Leicester. Beauty spa manager Porchia hosts a French-themed party complete with can-can dancing. But concentrating on how she looks, rather than how she cooks, leads to disaster.

Leicester. Former rugby player Ryan Bruce bravely cooks his ambitious Spanish menu in front of his guests. And a saucy salsa class sets temperatures soaring.

Leicester. Double glazing salesman Richard surprises his guests with the quality of his cooking - and his emotional side - but his attempt at entertainment is another matter.

Lee Juggurnauth heads to south-east Spain around the Costa Cálida to help Trevor and Mel find a dream holiday home. Will any of Lee's five fabulous options hit the spot.

Jacqui and Michael have always dreamed of owning an Italian holiday home in a village in Abruzzo's mountains. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

Jasmine Harman helps Caroline and Gary with their dream of owning a Spanish holiday home. What will Valencia province's countryside and villages offer for their £150k.

Karen and David look for a perfect place in Paphos for £360k. Will a stunning stone villa that has David moving in immediately or a place with splendid sea views and a swanky pool deliver.

Sally and Lee see what treats Tenerife has to offer in Costa Adeje for £450k, from a place that would leave you with a tan like a zebra to a gorgeous Moorish duplex giving paradise vibes.

Mandy and Andy lap up Lake Como's stunning shores to find the perfect holiday home for £130k. Will an apartment that they've already seen online live up to their expectations in real life.

Kirstie and Phil meet Heather and Tim, whose seven-acre home near Edinburgh has a dysfunctional layout. Tim wants somewhere more rural but Heather wants to stay put.

In this revisit edition, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer see whether Rik and Helen found their home in Manchester, and discover if Alison and Phil's big move in Herefordshire worked out.

In his award-winning stand up show, Joe Lycett lampoons everything from tyrannical Post Office jobsworths to the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter.

Meta-comedy horror 're-quel' with Courteney Cox. Killer Ghostface returns to shock the younger generation out of their love of 'elevated horror' with a bit of old-fashioned slashing.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think of it this time.

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king.

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final.

Alan Davies and Joe Lycett traverse around Trieste, shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum, go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco, have a painting lesson and even pop into Slovenia.

Alan Davies and Joe Lycett traverse around Trieste, shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum, go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco, have a painting lesson and even pop into Slovenia.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

The competition begins at The View in Tynemouth, run by Graeme and Brenda. Their B&B has royal history, but their guests don't think the shared bathrooms are very regal.

Visit two is to the Northern Hotel in Brechin, Angus, where hosts Pawel and Joanna like to go the extra mile. Things start off brilliantly, but a breakfast breakdown could be costly.

Jess hosts the third visit of the week, at The Kirkstyle Inn in Dunning, near Perth. She's hoping that the quirky style will be a hit, but two guests aren't fans of the open-plan design.

The week's final visit is to Hazeldene Guest House in Perth, run by hospitality veterans Rob and Glenda. Their plan? Get their guests in good spirits with a trip to a whisky distillery.

It's payment day, and time for the B&Bers to confront each other about their stays. There are some frosty heating comments and brekkie bombshells before the winners are revealed.

Paul hosts the week's first visit at his seafront B&B in Swansea, where he's hoping stunning views and a watercolour masterclass will sail him to victory.

Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

The B&Bers visit Shaun and Sarah's glampsite in Aberystwyth, where a pair of resident diddy donkeys steal the show - and plenty of hearts.

The week's final visit is to Fritha and Justin's country hotel in Flintshire, where things get frosty over al fresco drinks, before a chaotic breakfast the next day.

It's payment day following a wonderful week in Wales. The problem is, none of the B&Bers can agree on what exactly was wonderful about it.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet farmer Ken. In his barns, Henry finds a rare pre-WWII exercise bike and farmyard potato scales.

In Brighton, Henry Cole salvages a kid's scooter from the junk in recycler Cat's sea containers. Simon O'Brien constructs the largest corkscrew that valuer Ronnie has ever seen.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet motocross fan Tom. Henry upcycles Porsche wheel rims into stools. Simon makes an extraordinary lamp from old copper piping.

Sandra and Dave want a holiday home in southern Alicante for all their family to enjoy. Ben Hillman shows them five fab options for their £100k budget, but are any of them perfect.

Sarah and Nigel look for a dream holiday home on Spain's Costa del Garraf for £265k, from a townhouse ticking all the boxes and a gorgeous garden apartment to a classy Catalan curveball.

Marcia wants a holiday home in the Gran Alacant area of Spain's Costa Blanca for her £110k. Will a spacious apartment hitting all the right notes or a tempting townhouse be the perfect one.

Comedian, musician and curious wanderer Bill Bailey embarks on a wildly entertaining journey through Vietnam, starting in Hoi An with some fancy food and a world-class tailor.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think of it this time.

On the beat dealing with Brighton's hectic nightlife as trouble comes thick and fast for the night coppers - from a bunch of youths in a street fight to a knocked-out football fan.

The cops are called to an incident at a petrol station. There's a complicated domestic dispute about missing teeth. A disgruntled drunk targets a security guard's nether regions.

A car sale on social media turns into a knife-point carjacking and a high-speed car chase. In Sheffield, the hit-and-run death of an elderly man takes a disturbing twist.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty.

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four.

The final four contestants tackle a mind-boggling game that would make Einstein go cross-eyed, before the last two go head-to-head. Who will be crowned the UK's first Secret Genius.

Denise Van Outen explores the eye-opening reasons why we can't get no sleep; from food and hormones to the sneaky sleep-thief of snoring. How we can stay in the land of Nod.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Cambridgeshire to fix up their very first supercar: a rare 1989 Ultima race car that's been gathering dust for 30 years.

When Frank meets Frank, it's a match made in picking heaven. And in Illinois, the guys discover a treasure trove of unusual micro cars.

On night one in Bradford, Kulvir fuses Punjabi food with British classics. But could a dessert downfall scupper supper.

Paul hosts the week's first visit at his seafront B&B in Swansea, where he's hoping stunning views and a watercolour masterclass will sail him to victory.

In Portugal, Stretch and Rachael get to work on a run-down property. David and Lane open a French antiques emporium. Rachel joins forces with her brother at his ranch in Spain.

Sandra and Dave want a holiday home in southern Alicante for all their family to enjoy. Ben Hillman shows them five fab options for their £100k budget, but are any of them perfect.

Sarah and Nigel look for a dream holiday home on Spain's Costa del Garraf for £265k, from a townhouse ticking all the boxes and a gorgeous garden apartment to a classy Catalan curveball.

Warwickshire. The first host, 50-year-old fitness instructor Liza, plans to impress her guests with a French menu and three well-oiled hunks.

Warwickshire. Sailor Steve hosts a nautical evening. But what will his four female guests think when they discover the secrets of his love ship.

Warwickshire. Talkative admin manager Emma lays on an Indian menu with a 'Bollywood or bust' dress code and dancing. But it's bottoms up for Steve on the dancefloor.

Warwickshire. PA Pinky plans to introduce her guests to the finer things in life with a night of sophistication and pageantry. But Liza doesn't think much to her starter.

Warwickshire. Eccentric driving instructor Alison hosts a 1980s disco-themed night that reaches a sticky end with a marshmallow competition.

Ryan and Steve want a holiday home in their favourite resort of Maspalomas on Gran Canaria, for the beaches, shopping and nightlife. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help new parents Nicola and Tony and designers Emily and Dani to find their perfect homes in the Tees Valley.

In Radcliffe-on-Trent, Joel and Nicola restore Joel's grandparents' 1970s Victorian cottage and add a plush extension, with a stretched budget and a tight Yuletide timeline.

Kirstie and Phil meet Heather and Tim, whose seven-acre home near Edinburgh has a dysfunctional layout. Tim wants somewhere more rural but Heather wants to stay put.

A man arrives at A&E with two of his severed fingers in a bag of frozen peas after having a wood-chopping accident. And pro-bike-rider Max has hit his head in a high-speed crash.

The story of the remarkable campaign to ban private handguns in Britain after the 1996 mass shooting at Dunblane Primary School, told using a bereaved dad's recently uncovered recordings.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think of it this time.

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Katherine Parkinson. Spencer Jones is in Dictionary Corner.

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king.

Gordon helps a Haitian juice bar and restaurant in Brooklyn. Jacques opened Juicy Box to provide healthier options for the neighbourhood, but it's fallen into chaos.

Sun, sea and saving money? Yes please! Jasmine Harman reveals industry tricks to indulgent beach getaways for less, from the inside scoop on resorts to cutting costs of package trips.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Wellingborough, Tim and Fuzz fix up one of the fastest hatchbacks of the 80s. Owner Gerry's ill health has meant that his Uno has been left to rot on his drive.

It's Frank versus Mike as the guys take to the track for a grudge match drag race to find out who has the fastest ride.

Bradford. Jason plans a menu of Yorkshire's finest but keeps throwing his efforts in the bin! After some postcode palaver, have Jason's chances of winning the grand 'bin' and gone.

Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

There are build problems at Stretch and Rachael's Portuguese reno. Can David and Lane sniff out more business at their French emporium? Will Rachel save the Spanish ranch.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean to look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

Kingston upon Thames. Basketballer Ken, who claims to be the best cook in London, themes his night around his favourite sport, with 'slam dunk salmon' and a sportswear dress code.

Kingston upon Thames. It's all hands on deck for interior designer Erika's pirate party aboard her boat, on a night featuring pole-dancing, a Titanic moment and ridiculous rapping.

Kingston upon Thames. Super-organised Sarah hosts a 'Roaring 20s' night, with 'dolled-up' prawns and 'swanky' lamb, on an evening featuring revelations, romantic poetry and dancing.

Kingston upon Thames. Photographer Jamie plans an evening of old-skool classics, with an ambitious menu and a superstar DJ set.

Kingston upon Thames. Retired golfer David goes all-out American, from Louisiana seafood chowder to a bucking bronco. But there's chaos when his cat breaks dinner party etiquette.

Danni Menzies helps motorbike lovers Gary and Lynn look for their dream holiday home in France's stunning Haute-Vienne region. Will any of Danni's options get them revved up.

Kirstie and Phil help two couples who are hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, from a forever family home to a total lifestyle change.

Alice discovers ancient gems in Parma. In Turin, she learns all about Roman bread, before catching a train up and across the Alps with Hannibal on her mind.

The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy, and double trouble George and Daisy, find their forever humans.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

Protocol: Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.

Sci-fi thriller. A young programmer agrees to help a reclusive genius to test whether his lifelike android has consciousness, with dramatic results.

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue Ashley's 1992 VW Corrado, which has been rotting away since he fell ill. Can the boys bring some joy back to Ashley's life.

The guys find a mountain of motorcycles, but can they get through the avalanche of booby traps? Plus: a stubborn collector and a warehouse mega-pick.

In Bradford, Gaby hopes that her Sardinian soirée, singing son, cocktails, party tricks and dolce vita dinner will sweeten the deal with her guests.

The B&Bers visit Shaun and Sarah's glampsite in Aberystwyth, where a pair of resident diddy donkeys steal the show - and plenty of hearts.

Rachel and her brother open their ranch for guests. David and Lane take drastic action at their emporium. Stretch and Rachael finish their renovation.

Sarah and Ian met in Spain and now want a holiday home in south-east Lanzarote for themselves and their family to enjoy. Jean Johansson shows them five great finds.

Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream.

Milton Keynes. The first host, Ray Dodd, finds his guests hard to please. With his starter rejected and a main returned, he's left sweating over his chances of winning the prize.

Milton Keynes. Michelle's black-tie evening doesn't go to plan, as her guests diss her food and call the main course 'poison'. Will her luck turn with the Monte Carlo entertainment.

Milton Keynes. Joke-loving Stuart offers his guests a flavour of the Serengeti. Can his exotic menu and parlour games smooth over the insults and tensions of the previous nights.

Milton Keynes. Choir director Joseph gives his guests a warm welcome, as he serves Ghanaian dishes of chicken liver pâté and groundnut soup with coconut rice, and a musical treat.

Milton Keynes. After a tension-filled week, country lover Susan is confident that she can bring the group together with her back-to-basics French food and origami masterclass.

Sandy and Andy look for a new home near the beautiful lakes and mountains of Lazio in Italy. Can Danni Menzies find their dream traditional-style house with plenty of space for their £70k.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with young couple Wendy and Simon in Derbyshire and their oldest ever house-hunters, Margot and Henry, in Berkshire.

In Radcliffe-on-Trent, Joel and Nicola restore Joel's grandparents' 1970s Victorian cottage and add a plush extension, with a stretched budget and a tight Yuletide timeline.

Brands: KFC and Nando's go head-to-head as Kate Quilton explores the battle for our taste buds in a fiery look at flavour, fandom and the billion-pound fight to win the chicken wars.

Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger 24/7? Jonathan Ross challenges 18 brave Brits to stay together, as they compete to win a £100k prize.

Could you stay handcuffed to a stranger 24/7? Self-confessed prude Charlie is hooked to heavily tattooed Rob. Can Christian hairdresser Nina handle Sara's chatty nature.

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

Engaged couple Christopher and Tess inherited a New York diner, but working together has created a toxic work environment. Can Gordon help.

Air ambulances bring the emergency room to critically ill or injured people across the country, including a man in cardiac arrest and a woman who's been trampled by a foal.

In the centre of Brighton, a lone officer is violently attacked and urgently needs back-up. And a disorientated drunk going home to bed tries to smash his way into the wrong house.

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Rochdale, Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue former amateur rally driver Alan's Opel Manta GTE. Can they re-ignite Alan's spark.

On the trail of two vintage Harley-Davidsons in Pennsylvania, Frank gets more than he bargained for when one bike collector takes a liking to him.

In Bradford, Akili aims to enchant her guests with exotic elegance and a fusion of flavours. But will her ice cream leave her out in the cold.

The week's final visit is to Fritha and Justin's country hotel in Flintshire, where things get frosty over al fresco drinks, and breakfast is chaotic.

In Tuscany, Gill and Robin turn an old cantina into a rural hillside retreat. Stacey sets her sights on opening a yoga studio. David and Lane's relocation doesn't go to plan.

It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.

Jane and James scour eastern Crete for an Aegean gem on a budget of £130k. Will a house packed full of charm or a villa with wrap-around views be the perfect place for them.

Liverpool. Young-at-heart barber Kenny Flynn, who's always in search of a laugh, hosts the first night with a 'Big Kids' party theme.

Liverpool. Business owner Rob Spicer dresses up as Margaret Thatcher, as part of his historical leaders theme, and is joined by guests including 'the Queen' and 'Naomi Campbell'.

Liverpool. Nigerian model and barrister Cynthia Umezulike hopes to raise the bar with her menu of fish, joloff rice and an exotic fruit platter.

Liverpool. Hairy rocker Glen Simpson serves sticky blackened pork and an Elvis-inspired dessert of deep-fried chocolate bars in peanut butter ice cream.

Liverpool. Jilly Pollock hosts the last night with a menu of Jilly's figs, Jilly's hot beef and Jilly's berry delight. Can some ballroom dancing heal the tension between her guests.

Tony and Hendrik hunt for their dream holiday home on Portugal's Setúbal Peninsula, for £330k. Can Danni Menzies find the perfect place for all their family to enjoy.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Amy and Takie, who wanted rid of renting in London, and Vicky and Andy who hoped to combine a home with two businesses in Wiltshire.

Sue and Richard's beautiful home in Mapperley is no longer suitable since Richard had a cycling accident. Can Kirstie make it accessible? Or should they list it.

Less: Can Joe and Suzanne transform chaotic cooking into delightful dinners for the Burton family, including for two children with coeliac disease.

The landmark series brings us the gripping inside story of the murder of a 74-year-old woman - and the killer's macabre efforts to conceal her death.

The suspect admits to the murder of a 74-year-old woman. But a deeply disturbing tale that shocks experienced detectives has only just begun.

the World: In March 2011, Japan was hit by a devastating tsunami, killing 20,000 and triggering a nuclear meltdown. Survivors and witnesses tell their extraordinary stories.

the World: In March 2011, a massive tsunami caused a major meltdown at Japan's Fukushima nuclear plant, triggering explosions and evacuations. What went wrong at Fukushima.

Ex-navy pilot Rich has a huge 16cm tumour running from his jaw to his heart. Meanwhile, nearly all the organs in Tracy's pelvis need removal to combat her stage four bowel cancer.

A man has broken his leg on Scafell Pike. As darkness closes in, can the mountain rescue team save him from potentially life-threatening plummeting temperatures.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend visit Dorset to fix up a Mk2 R. It belongs to carpenter Mike, who gave up work to support his son who had a terrible accident.

Will expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz want to rock and roll all night when they find masses of KISS merch in Nicky's barn? Plus: Mike goes for a test drive.

In Bradford, Tom draws on his French heritage to deliver simple dishes executed well. And as the final scores are revealed, who has that je ne sais quoi.

It's payment day following a wonderful week in Wales. The problem is, none of the B&Bers can agree on what exactly was wonderful about it.

Gill and Robin complete their Tuscan hillside retreat. Stretch and Rachael take on a busy summer season. And did David and Lane make the right move.

Geraldine and Tim are looking for a spacious holiday home that their whole family can enjoy on Spain's glorious Costa Tropical. Sara Damergi shows them what £180k can buy.

Lucy Alexander helps Tracy and Lee find a French holiday home in Lower Normandy, which they hope could one day become their permanent home, for their budget of £70k.

Crewe and Nantwich. Hairdresser Mushgon Dadfar serves up Caribbean cuisine. But how will her Zumba entertainment go down after a heavy meal.

Crewe and Nantwich. After years of practice as a host, Pip Massey has high expectations for her 'glamorous' evening.

Crewe and Nantwich. Landscape gardener and joker Darren's evening features fine food and lashings of his unique entertainment, including big laughs at Darren's bottom.

Crewe and Nantwich. Student Emma Davies serves up her inventive stuffed pork, home-made gnocchi and a musical performance.

Crewe and Nantwich. The week of dining is rounded off with hypnotherapist Russell Stubbs' 'British rock night'. Will Russell's great British produce win him the prize.

Maria and Andy love Cyprus. They met on the island 20 years ago, got married there, and are now planning to move there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £140k can buy in Famagusta.

Ade Adepitan, Ed Jackson, Dame Sarah Storey and Alice Tai present live from the opening ceremony of the Milano Cortina Winter Paralympics.

Andrew's sustained a severe facial injury in an accident at work. Tony's been crushed by a forklift truck. And in resus, 61-year-old John keeps having sudden blackouts. But why.

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar.

The Goggleboxers settle down for this week's biggest and best TV.

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more.

Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger 24/7? Jonathan Ross challenges 18 brave Brits to stay together, as they compete to win a £100k prize.

Could you stay handcuffed to a stranger 24/7? Self-confessed prude Charlie is hooked to heavily tattooed Rob. Can Christian hairdresser Nina handle Sara's chatty nature.

Retired artists Carole and Roger have crammed their nine-bed home with objects from around the world. Will they part with possessions to raise much-needed cash.

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing and get carried away on a sleigh ride.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. She transforms some fabric by dyeing it with turmeric, and embellishes an old lampshade.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Cambridge area. The first host, kennel and cattery owner Dean Faulkner, is keen to impress with his cockney-themed evening.

Kay Greenwood plans a menu of retro classics in Cambridge. But will her blindfolded taste test entertainment prove hard to swallow.

In Cambridge, marketing consultant Matt hopes to deliver the whole package, with a home-grown menu and some outdoor fun and games. And things get competitive at the coconut shy.

Cambridge area. Hawa Sydique hosts with an adventurous menu, a funky dress code - and a samba band in her front room.

On the final night in Cambridge, Scouser David Goodier hopes to show his southern rivals how to throw a winning dinner party, with a 1960s Merseybeat theme.

In South Wales, farm girl Claire treats her guests to a traditional, hearty Welsh spread and farm-themed games. Will her farm charm impress? Or will her night end up a mucky mess.

In South Wales, Richard hosts at his pub, setting the bar high with terrific tartlets, sensational sea bass and crowd-pleasing cheesecake. Can he hit the bullseye.

In South Wales, Daffyd plans a nutritious vegetarian-ish dinner party, but kitchen chaos ensues. Will his dud pud ruin his chances of winning the grand.

The fourth host in South Wales, doctor Sophie, is usually vegan but is serving meat to try and win over her guests. Will it be just what the doctor ordered.

In South Wales, the week's final host Sandra goes heavy on cream and mushrooms, even though none of her guests really like them! But is her night the crème de la crème.

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth visits Eleanor and Chris at their Tenerife flat. Danni Menzies sees if Peter and Karen are living the off-grid life they craved in Tarragona.

Geraldine and Tim are looking for a spacious holiday home that their whole family can enjoy on Spain's glorious Costa Tropical. Sara Damergi shows them what £180k can buy.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean to look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.

Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream.

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

In the South East, Kirstie Allsopp helps Tom and Kaitlyn, whose wish list is bigger than their budget. Phil Spencer's with Pete and Georgie, who are desperate for more space.

Sue and Richard's beautiful home in Mapperley is no longer suitable since Richard had a cycling accident. Can Kirstie make it accessible? Or should they list it.

Fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon and Willem Dafoe. In 11th-century China, Europeans seeking the secret of gunpowder are caught up in a war against alien monsters.

The Goggleboxers settle down for this week's biggest and best TV.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

Bill demonstrates the influence of Cockney music on the classical greats and warns of a world ruled by insects, in his debut live stand-up show at the Bloomsbury Theatre, back in 1996.

Sun, sea and saving money? Yes please! Jasmine Harman reveals industry tricks to indulgent beach getaways for less, from the inside scoop on resorts to cutting costs of package trips.

The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy, and double trouble George and Daisy, find their forever humans.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Fiona and John hope that their guests will embrace their green ethos at Knockaloe Beg Farm on the Isle of Man. Rivals Robbie and John are pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness.

Ex-demolition man Phil Routledge hopes to blow his guests away at the ultra-modern The Arches on the Isle of Man. But some of his high-tech gadgets leave them confused.

Can Robbie and John's traditional Blackpool B&B, The Trafford, impress their well-heeled rivals? The hosts try to sweeten the deal with a lesson in how to make Blackpool rock.

cooking poached eggs for her guests.

It's the final day of the competition, and the rival B&Bers meet to settle some scores and to find out how much they've been paid - and who's won the week.

Fiona and Michael kick off this week's competition at their homely country pub in Norfolk. But a problem with a shower makes a guest feel dour.

Carl and Liz host the week's second visit, at their coaching inn in Cambridgeshire, where converted stables and Highland cows are on the menu.

The B&Bers visit Barbara and Elizabeth's boutique B&B in Norfolk, where the hosts try to dance away some doubts about grout with an old-school Wurlitzer organ.

The week's final hosts, Helen and Carl, have their work cut out to impress at their Nottinghamshire glampsite after ruffling feathers with their feedback all week.

Cleanliness has been the buzz word this week, with pretty much all of the hosts unhappy about their less-than-sparkling scores. Have some of them been playing dirty.

an engine. And Simon O'Brien's taken with a fibreglass suit of armour called Ralph.

In Crewe, Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet rock 'n' roller Billy, who lives in a house that's frozen in time in the 1950s.

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

Sarah and Ian met in Spain and now want a holiday home in south-east Lanzarote for themselves and their family to enjoy. Jean Johansson shows them five great finds.

Jane and James scour eastern Crete for an Aegean gem on a budget of £130k. Will a house packed full of charm or a villa with wrap-around views be the perfect place for them.

Lucy Alexander helps Tracy and Lee find a French holiday home in Lower Normandy, which they hope could one day become their permanent home, for their budget of £70k.

In Ho Chi Minh City, the most populous city in Vietnam, Bill is caught between wartime tunnels, endless crazy traffic, and a deep dive into a local musical twist of metal versus folk.

The Goggleboxers settle down for this week's biggest and best TV.

Rachel Joyce's poignant drama starring Jim Broadbent. A retired man walks from Devon to Berwick to save a former colleague from cancer, using nothing but faith.

The landmark series brings us the gripping inside story of the murder of a 74-year-old woman - and the killer's macabre efforts to conceal her death.

The suspect admits to the murder of a 74-year-old woman. But a deeply disturbing tale that shocks experienced detectives has only just begun.

The Goggleboxers settle down for this week's biggest and best TV.

Love is in the air as the nation's most romantic restaurant re-opens. From open marriages to late-life romance, it's a night of surprises, secrets and second chances.

Sue and Richard's beautiful home in Mapperley is no longer suitable since Richard had a cycling accident. Can Kirstie make it accessible? Or should they list it.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with young couple Wendy and Simon in Derbyshire and their oldest ever house-hunters, Margot and Henry, in Berkshire.

Keith Brymer Jones and his partner Marj throw themselves into the restoration of a derelict chapel in Pwllheli. But as they explore their new home, it seems they're not alone.

In South Wales, farm girl Claire treats her guests to a traditional, hearty Welsh spread and farm-themed games. Will her farm charm impress? Or will her night end up a mucky mess.

Fiona and Michael kick off this week's competition at their homely country pub in Norfolk. But a problem with a shower makes a guest feel dour.

On the Costa Blanca, Abi and Darren plan a disco revolution. In France, will juggling a working business and renovations prove too much for restaurateurs Andrew and Richard.

Chris and Kay are searching for the perfect retirement home to share with their cats, but can't agree on where it should be. Will they pick Cardigan Bay in west Wales or Spain's Mar Menor.

Happened Next?: Jasmine Harman revisits dad and daughter Steven and Stephanie in Charente. Laura Hamilton's with Neelesh and Angie, who bought an apartment in Estepona in 2019.

Swindon. International DJ Mark hosts a rave-themed evening, with an Ibiza-inspired menu including 'big fish little fishcakes' and 'Bora Bora Beach brownies'.

she's not a great cook.

Swindon. The joker of the group, financial advisor Scott, hopes to blow away the competition with a Wild West theme, including his unique style of country rapping.

Swindon. Sales manager Sally hosts a 'girls night in', with a cryptic menu that leaves her guests with no idea what they're about to eat.

Swindon. Alternative therapist Gill has big plans for an 'upstairs downstairs' Edwardian evening, featuring sophisticated food, followed by circle dancing to Bob Marley.

Dee and Joe have decided to swap Ireland for Portugal and make a permanent move to their favourite town of Albufeira. Jean Johansson shows them what their £155k can buy.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with cautious first-time buyers Sundeep and Rupreet in Harrow and postcode-picky Hilary and Rob who set their hearts on Hitchin in Hertfordshire.

Keith Brymer Jones and his partner Marj throw themselves into the restoration of a derelict chapel in Pwllheli. But as they explore their new home, it seems they're not alone.

Sue and Richard's beautiful home in Mapperley is no longer suitable since Richard had a cycling accident. Can Kirstie make it accessible? Or should they list it.

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more.