After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But when Frank gets hurt doing some DIY, they begin to feel guilty.

Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire when they try to drive Robert back into Amy's arms - and find out that Amy and Gianni are hitting it off.

Frasier starts dating a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leading his family to suspect that she isn't real.

As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts.

The family are invited to join a country club. Homer, Bart and Lisa make themselves at home, but Marge has trouble adjusting.

Lisa discovers that Springfield's founder was a murderous pirate who tried to assassinate George Washington and decides to tell everyone the truth.

When Smithers goes on holiday, he worries that Mr Burns will replace him permanently. So he finds the worst possible person to fill in for him: Homer.

Welcome to the third round as two familiar foes clash again. Wolves will be hunting for a win, with the Reds determined to stay in the cup to fight for yet more silverware.

Yvonne and Graham want a bolthole in the charming seaside town of Alvor on Portugal's Algarve. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect place, close to the harbour and the beach, for £135k.

Claire and Simon are starting a new adventure in Nerja in Spain. Will any of Craig Rowe's options for their £230k get their hearts racing enough to put in an offer.

Jamie Oliver shows us how to prep in advance so no one misses any festive fun! From gnarly gravy to savvy stuffing and flavoured butters, Jamie makes a freeze-ahead-of-time feast.

Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith get festive with bakers of Christmas past Sophie, Dan, Amelia, Linda, George and Carole, and a performance from the Citizens of the World Choir.

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In this magical episode, Deborah Meaden, Fay Ripley and Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock join Sandi Toksvig to explore some awe-inspiring locations in snowy Norway.

In La Belle Nice, Sandi Toksvig visits the poshest hotel imaginable. After tracing Queen Victoria's footsteps, she hangs out in the super opulent 'Cape of Billionaires'.

Self-confessed Christmas Scrooge Miriam Margolyes seeks inspiration in her love of Charles Dickens and the festive traditions in A Christmas Carol. Can she rekindle her love for Christmas.

Sci-fi action adventure starring Adam Driver as a spaceman who crash-lands on a strange planet where giant lizards stalk the darkness. 65 million years ago. Where on Earth is he.

Aml Ameen's yuletide romcom. A successful author returns to London so that his American fiancée can meet the family. But he's not mentioned that his ex is a world-famous singer.

Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board.

A look back at some memorable A&E stories, including a bricklayer with multiple injuries after a fall, a personal trainer kicked by a horse, and a man whose nose won't stop bleeding.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts as talented craftspeople compete to become Britain's best woodworker. The woodworkers build a bed of dreams and celebrate the skill of hand carving.

Broker John takes on stunning Jelleys Hollow in the Surrey hills, featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars. And can Shereen sell a £12 million penthouse on the Thames.

The family are invited to join a country club. Homer, Bart and Lisa make themselves at home, but Marge has trouble adjusting.

Lisa discovers that Springfield's founder was a murderous pirate who tried to assassinate George Washington and decides to tell everyone the truth.

When Smithers goes on holiday, he worries that Mr Burns will replace him permanently. So he finds the worst possible person to fill in for him: Homer.

Diane decides to leave the bar and travel to Europe with Frasier. She wishes Sam would stop her from going, but he's too busy organising her farewell party.

Carla insists Sam should hire an older woman to replace Diane. She thinks she's found the perfect candidate in Lillian, whose daughter catches Sam's eye.

Carla calls together her former school classmates to plot revenge when she spots their sadistic head teacher having a drink at Cheers.

Frasier has proposed to Diane but instead of answering, she dashes to the phone to call Sam, hoping he'll declare undying love and rush to Italy to stop the wedding.

While the Barones watch their sons play basketball, Ray notices that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game.

It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents divorced, and she's happy that they've both agreed to have dinner with the family. But her dad's bringing a date.

Niles throws a fancy dress Halloween party to raise money for the Library Association.

Frasier tries to help Roz after the revelation about her pregnancy, but he's determined to find out who the father is.

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Mark Gatiss, Paul Forman, Angela Scanlon and Henry Moodie.

Bart and Lisa help a homeless man , who claims that he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers.

Richard Gere convinces Lisa to become a Buddhist after Bart and Homer burn the church down with a rocket.

In Southampton, Kirstie helps Antoinette and Matt revive their attempts to get on the property ladder. And Phil's with Catherine who wants a fresh start in charming Chichester.

In Cambridgeshire, Emily and Kris's family of five are bursting out of their three-bed semi. Emily wants to move somewhere bigger, but Kris sees their home's potential.

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Festive family drama. Richard Attenborough stars as a department store Santa who insists he's the real Santa Claus. But can he prove it in court.

An exclusive festive glimpse behind the scenes in Hotel Chocolat's inventing room and with store staff and the marketing team as they attempt to design, make and sell 50 million chocolates.

Best Knitter: The remaining knitters refashion Aran jumpers into striking catwalk dresses and repurpose fabric to craft unique bags. Who'll strut their stuff into the final.

As dozens of detainees escape from Yarl's Wood immigration removal centre, cameras go deep inside the high-octane manhunt. But was the breakout random or planned by outsiders.

When Leah Ware stopped posting on Facebook, her family assumed she still lived on a farm with the boyfriend she'd met online. But then another woman vanished as suspicions mounted.

A gripping story of murder and memory during the Troubles in Northern Ireland. Dolours and Marian make new friends.

Action thriller sequel with Samuel L Jackson, Ice Cube and Willem Dafoe. There's a new Triple X agent in town and he's up against some shady government business.

Found-footage supernatural horror. A young woman visits an Amish community to make a documentary about her family. But there's a good reason why her mum got her away from there.

Bart and Lisa help a homeless man , who claims that he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers.

Richard Gere convinces Lisa to become a Buddhist after Bart and Homer burn the church down with a rocket.

Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it.

George meets a couple who are creating a crash pad from a scrapped jet plane, and a dad building a home on a tiny budget. He also visits a heavenly garden oasis in the city.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hangout. Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

When Arthur brings bedbugs home from a holiday, Doug and Carrie are forced out of the house while a creepy exterminator gets to work.

After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid helping out with unpleasant jobs.

Robert meets a beautiful woman who's a big fan of Ray's sports column, but when she mistakes him for Raymond, Robert doesn't set her straight.

While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a ball from a record-setting field goal. But when he refuses to give it back, he becomes a wanted man.

When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision-making, he starts shopping for things that he wants.

Frasier's self-importance over a professional milestone and his persistent sibling rivalry with Niles reach a crisis point.

Frasier agrees to be a celebrity guest on a cruise ship to Alaska, but then Martin decides that the whole family should go on the trip together.

Frasier starts dating beautiful, dynamic lawyer Sam Pierce , but could their conflicting careers end their relationship before it's properly begun.

Frasier determines to find out what went wrong when Sam breaks off their relationship.

A favour for their friend Jersey Jon turns into a win-win for Mike and Frank. And the guys get behind a locked door that hasn't been opened in decades.

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Professionals: In Birmingham and Wolverhampton, Rodeos pit their American BBQ-themed grub against Smoking Bagels' pop-up Caribbean fest and Adian's Dining's fusion fare.

Jamie Oliver serves up cast-iron tips, tricks and hacks for a delicious, stress-free Christmas. No more soggy roasties or dry turkey.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Dipti's looking for a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for her £130k budget. Will a sophisticated townhouse or a turn-key treat with views to die for be the perfect place.

Kirstie Allsopp welcomes Christmas with some glorious crafting. Four marvellous makers design tremendous trees with personal stories.

A new series of spruced-up salóns and Christmas-ready chateaux! Alison and Zion build a giant advent calendar, while Debbie and Dave host their first-ever Christmas bash.

Angie and Alan want to fulfil their dream of buying their very first property together on Spain's beautiful Orihuela Costa. Can Jasmine Harman find the perfect place for their £60k.

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Jamie shows us how to prep for a stress-free Christmas day with an easy eve, from a genius new way to cook the turkey to an epic Yorkshire pudding and the best roasties ever.

First Dates takes its matchmaking magic to Spain and a stunning setting for cocktails and flirting by the pool. Will sparks fly between ex-bouncer Charlie and single mum Layla.

Carson Sistrunk disappeared after going to see a woman he first met on Snapchat. The police investigation uncovered a disturbing pattern of deception and crime.

Lola Petticrew stars in a gripping story of murder and memory during the Troubles in Northern Ireland. For Dolours and Gerry Adams, the past won't go away, you know.

Better or Worse: Belgian thriller. Terror breaks into Agathe's life as her husband Fred is linked to a murder. Everyone has demons, but just how dark are Fred's? In French/subs.

From miniature trees to dinky decorations and teeny turkeys, eight amateur crafters compete to transform a dolls house-sized cabin into a fabulous winter retreat.

Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts as the woodworkers make intricate dolls houses and a seemingly impossible skills challenge pushes their joinery skills to the limit.

Hacking & The Mail: Dispatches: As the trial date approaches, the latest on Prince Harry's case against the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday - who he accuses of phone hacking and bugging.

Theresa risks her own safety to help Mercedes. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo gets some bittersweet news. A resident opens up about abuse. And Lucas spirals out of control.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much that they stage a robbery to get rid of it.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to go on a cruise.

Doug lies to Carrie so that he can go on a roller coaster, but his fibs come back to haunt him.

Stuck at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time - until Debra makes a nasty comment towards Frank.

Ray learns that the Frontier Girls' troupe leader and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make big sales in their cookie drive.

Robert's ecstatic when he's recommended for an FBI job, until it becomes apparent that Marie's meddling may scupper his chances.

The Fox and Whistle is Frasier's new local, which is no fun for Daphne, who uses the pub as an escape from life's stresses.

Frasier gets a new agent, who sets him up with an opportunity for some great publicity when a crane at the local zoo is named after him.

Frasier's plans for a family holiday end in a romantic farce involving the Cranes, Daphne, her friend and a ski instructor.

A surprise visit by Lilith stirs up powerful old feelings in Frasier and some surprising new ones in Niles.

The guys stumble across the mother lode of Americana in a former chicken house in Maryland. And a garbage collector's trash turns out to be a real treasure.

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Professionals: There's messy eating, post-dessert dancing and ketchup revelations as Sicilian, Mexican and American restaurants compete in Sheffield.

Jamie Oliver shares time-saving recipes for a spectacular Christmas Day feast, from the ultimate roast turkey and a showstopping veggie centrepiece to perfectly crunchy roasties.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

On Spain's Orihuela Costa, can Jean Johansson find a holiday home that works for all three generations of Karen and Paul's family for £75,000.

It's all about genius gift-making as four crafters create an exquisite mirror sign, a hand-whittled brooch, a chainsaw-carved partridge and a screen-printed advent calendar.

The new series continues. Jon and Carmen dash through their DIY list. Janet and Philip's carols face a smoky setback. Tim and Sharon try to squeeze their 12-metre tree in.

Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place.

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British Christmas: Two of Britain's top festive designers magic up a fairytale Christmas at Bamburgh Castle, with a giant beanstalk, a golden goose and a festive Jolly Roger.

The Spanish sun turns up the heat as Charlie makes a crucial decision. Jessie and Darren go fishing as Megan and Mike prepare to test the waters. And Fin meets dreamboat Alex.

Celebrities join Gogglebox regulars to watch the week's television, in this special episode for Stand Up To Cancer.

A gripping story of murder and memory during the Troubles in Northern Ireland. Dolours breaks the IRA's code of silence. Series finale.

A magical look at what it takes to create a picture-perfect Christmas at John Lewis, Kew Gardens, Longleat Safari Park and Blackpool, as we meet the elves pulling out all the stops.

Stand Up To Cancer host Adam Hills hotfoots it across London to join Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guests Jon Richardson, AJ Odudu and Matt Forde for a special edition of The Last Leg.

Sideshow Bob returns, and Christmas is threatened. Bart tries to make sense of it all.

Jamila Gray stars as Lil' Law- a struggling young rapper who wants to make her fortune to help her family in director Sanaa Lathan's hip-hop-battling-coming-of-fame drama.

In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children.

There's celebrity name-dropping, Victorian hair clippings, bromance, fishcake-related bust-ups and wedding dance hilarity as three couples compete to host the best party in Wiltshire.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug and Deacon start hanging out with each other's wives when they find out they have more in common with them than with their own spouses.

Doug crashes Carrie's work weekend away, but she's not there. Danny and Spence blag their way into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug befriends a rival delivery man, but is he what he seems? Meanwhile, Carrie's attempts to mentor a teenager backfire.

At a party, Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie. But when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it so funny.

When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he's kept it for so many years.

Ray's ready to speak to Ally about the facts of life but discovers that she's now more interested in knowing the meaning of life.

Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who's getting married.

When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe that he's as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw.

Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame when he takes the credit for saving Roz during a hold-up at Café Nervosa.

When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction.

What better way to celebrate Frank's birthday than with a picking bonanza?! And the guys make a woman's dream come true with a deal to honour her late husband.

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Professionals: In Swansea, Adelina's hope that their modern Indian cooking and effervescent evening can beat Juniper Place and a truly Welsh experience at The Dillwyn Arms.

Jamie Oliver transforms leftovers into delicious dishes for a cosy Betwixmas, from veg tarte Tatin and sprout Caesar salad to winter veg gnocchi and panettone Black Forest trifle.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Paula and Phil scour the pretty coastal resort of La Duquesa to find a holiday home for their £200k. Can a duplex built into the hills or a house that feels like home steal their hearts.

Four more crafters bring bundles of Yuletide joy as they create hampers filled with terrazzo decorations, festive fare and Christmassy cocktails.

The new series continues. Tim and Krys turn their stairs into a medieval wonder. Lily and Luke crack on with a sparkling celebration. Anna and Edward make a feast fit for Santa.

Bev and Errol can't wait to buy a Spanish holiday home in Mar Menor. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £65k can buy.

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The countdown is on as Legoland Windsor transforms into a winter wonderland with the world's biggest Lego Christmas tree, grottos, festive shows and sparkle sprinkled across the park.

Glam Aimee makes her Beach Club debut. Joe has never had a girlfriend. Will veterinary nurse Emily help break his duck? Charlie and Elle head home. Was it more than a holiday fling.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Cats Does Countdown does Christmas. Joe Lycett and Danny Dyer play Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. With Mr Swallow and Joe Wilkinson.

In this festive special, Joe Lycett and Stephen Mangan romp around Rio de Janeiro as they take to the skies, try out their samba skills and learn to cook a Christmas dinner Brazilian-style.

My Partner?: Daisy Maskell investigates the shocking surge in partner abuse among under-30s, and sets out to expose the sinister 'stalkerware' apps that are used to spy on victims.

Where did host Jimmy Carr get his shirt? What's the name of Ariana Grande's ex? And can Dean, Yasmin, Rob or Fanny remember what they've literally just been told?

Danny Boyle's thriller stars James McAvoy, Rosario Dawson and Vincent Cassel in a complex tale about hypnotism and a daring art heist gone wrong.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts as the woodworkers create chairs that could become design classics, and try to whittle their way to victory in the skills challenge.

An insight into one of the world's largest luxury estate agencies, UK Sotheby's International Realty. The brokers view a 40-acre mega mansion for a millionaire client.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

In Kent, Stephanie and Ian's home, a tiny version of the Palace of Versailles, amazes their guests. Is their food as impressive? Later in the week, there's dressing up - and stripping off.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement. But a discovery leads Doug to try and change her mind.

Doug invests in an ice cream truck, but soon realises that he isn't the only ice cream seller in town.

When Doug receives seductive messages from a woman who had a fling with another Doug Heffernan in the Hamptons, he struggles to sort out the misunderstanding.

Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure that he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings, so he votes against her.

As Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother 'mom', he wants Debra to reciprocate with Marie.

Debra takes offence when Marie accuses her of being rude, and they end up not speaking to each other. Surely Ray won't make a bad situation worse, will he.

Niles plans a fake first date so that Daphne won't find out how he feels about her.

Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored.

Frasier and Niles throw a singles party, where they're both attracted to the same woman. But it's Roz who steals the show.

Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive lady, but there are several obstacles - a broken watch, car troubles and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice.

Mike's in a tight spot. Can the guys strike an impossible deal with the 'Sign Boss'? Back in Iowa, Danielle joins Frank for a final joyride in the 1956 Chevy.

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Professionals: In Birmingham, Island Lounge go up against Jungle Street Kitchen's global grub and The Loft, in a week featuring garrulous guests and dubious dancing.

Jamie Oliver brings festive flair to his gnarly fare. He makes cheesy filo parcels with a tangy cranberry dip, festive-spiced root veg, party kebabs and sticky toffee pudding.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Barbara and Leigh met in Cyprus years ago, and now they want a holiday home there to suit the whole family. Can Ben show them a property that's an ideal match.

Four more crafters make an entrance with their wonderful wreaths, from moonlit flowers and carnival-quilled paper to reclaimed plastic poinsettias.

The new series continues. Nick and Nicole race to finish their grand dining room. Jane and Rory prepare the stables for a special guest. Ashley and Terry spread chocolatey cheer.

Nikki and Gordon want a home with great views on the Maltese island of Gozo. Ben Hillman shows them what their £350k can buy. Has he found the Mediterranean dream.

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An exclusive look behind the scenes at Baileys in their busy run-up to Christmas, as they whip up a Chocolate Orange-flavoured version and make sure their cows feel chilled.

Joe's optimism is rising. But can Emily put her doubts aside? Sami turns heads and is the centre of attention. Dashing Adjoa pairs with free-spirit Vim for a clash of worldviews.

Jingle Bells to An Audience with Kylie, The 1% Club Christmas Special, Fur Babies, Men Up and Love Actually.

Celebrity Catchphrase Christmas Special, The Sound of Music and loads more.

Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith get festive with bakers of Christmas past Sophie, Dan, Amelia, Linda, George and Carole, and a performance from the Citizens of the World Choir.

Dark comedy drama based on a viral Twitter thread. Dancer Zola joins a road trip to Tampa, where she gets dragged too far into the sex work world. Adults only.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts as the woodworkers unleash their wild side with big-build animal sculptures, and take a step back to Viking times in a demanding skills challenge.

Knitter: The remaining knitters refashion Aran jumpers into striking catwalk dresses and repurpose fabric to craft unique bags. Who'll strut their stuff into the final.

Documentary. A community of herders in the Scottish Highlands prepare young reindeer for their first Christmas. One orphaned reindeer calf battles against the odds.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

When Doug and Deacon's boss goes to rehab, Deacon takes over as supervisor, but things go bad when Doug decides he wants to join the management structure too.

Without telling Carrie, Doug volunteers to look after Major while Deacon and Kelly take a weekend break. But his good-natured attempts to bond cause issues.

When Carrie and Doug aren't invited to a local party, Doug adopts an unwanted dog to prove to the neighbours how nice he is - but he loses patience with the hound.

Ray and Frank realise they can exploit the fact that Debra and Marie aren't speaking to each other.

When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her 'not in the mood' signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

Upset that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believe is a cult.

Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advert for the radio station's new sponsor.

Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression.

Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion, because every time a reunion comes up, he has bad luck.

Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone. When he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles.

Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. What will they find in a former firefighter's jam-packed sheds.

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Professionals: In Belfast, Holohan's Pantry take on Acapulco Mexican Restaurant and 2 Taps' Spanish nosh, in a week featuring some serious schmoozing and a saucy showdown.

Jamie Oliver gives the traditional turkey a run for its money with his festive porchetta and a hearty chestnut and Brussels sprouts pie, followed by a mulled wine pear pavlova.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Trevor has been visiting Kefalonia for 17 years and loves the island so much that he now wants his very own holiday home there. Can Laura Hamilton find a Grecian gem for his £175k.

Kirstie welcomes back the winning quartet to compete one last time to create a glorious, showstopping festive table. Whose divine display will 'sleigh' Christmas day.

The new series continues. Stephanie prays for a Christmas miracle as she opens her restored chapel. Ben and Billie serve a sparkly fish feast. Donna and Paul light up with cheer.

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect.

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Dispatches: Every seven seconds a parcel is stolen in Britain. With Christmas around the corner, Dispatches is on a mission to catch the crooks behind an escalating crime wave.

The best moments of Series 7, as a rolling cast of Britain's favourite famous faces tuned in for the best TV on the box.

Fatiha El-Ghorri joins Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a satirical takedown of the week's news.

In Limboland, somewhere between expectation and reality, Bill ponders the true meaning of happiness with his trademark wit, musicality - and a remarkably downbeat version of Happy Birthday.

Travel Man Joe Lycett whisks Bill Bailey off to Iceland for al fresco bathing, volcanoes, Northern Lights, husky sledding and snowflake bread.

Johnny Vegas narrates as famous families, including Joel Dommett and his wife Hannah, Oti and Motsi Mabuse, and Michael and Hilary Whitehall, share their very personal Christmas nightmares.

Gordon visits Ohio. The owner of the Mill Street Bistro claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts the semi-final, as the woodworkers build a drinks cabinet with sliding doors and face a steamy skills challenge. Who will make it to the final.

Harri and Claire welcome their rivals to the Vale of Berkeley Guesthouse in Gloucestershire, where they line up some bird-watching bingo for their guests.

Justin and Charlie host at the Artist Residence in Penzance. Most of their guests like the quirky, art-filled rooms, but a hair-raising shower dampens some spirits.

At Alec and Craig's award-winning Edenfield Guesthouse in Blackpool, Craig unleashes his cabaret-star alter-ego, Cybil Du Vaux, on his unsuspecting guests.

Stacey and Spencer host at The New Inn at Portland in Dorset. There's sandcastle building, water fights and breakfast hampers, but Claire accuses Stacey of alienating her guests.

After a week of water fights, shower frights and cabaret nights, the B&Bers meet up for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and who's won.

Frasier visits the bar and informs Sam that Diane is now working in a convent. Sam hires Woody, who was a friend of Coach's, to work at Cheers.

New barman Woody desperately misses his girlfriend, so Sam and Diane fly her in from Indiana for a surprise visit. Frasier finds a way to pay his bar bill.

A coat left behind at the bar arouses Diane's curiosity, and she dreams its owner could be her Prince Charming. But will the man return to claim it.

When Carla's 16-year-old son wants to get married, she begs Sam to tell him about the joys of bachelor life.

Debra decides that she and Ray should visit a marriage counsellor. At first Ray's against the idea, but he changes his mind when he meets the therapist.

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy.

Ray's upset when his parents swap the personalised toaster he gave them as a Christmas present for a coffee machine.

A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town.

After a terrible Black Friday when Marge can't buy the right gifts, can the Simpsons have a relaxing Christmas in Florida.

When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok.

Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson set off on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville with $600 and a fake driving licence.

Animated comedy with Zach Galifianakis, Olivia Colman and Rob Delaney. Barney just wants a smart robot friend like everyone else at school. But will a faulty unit do the trick.

We catch up with Cara and Ben in Bishop's Stortford, where it's not just their family that's expanded. And after Tom and Kaitlyn's fruitless search, did they venture into Kent.

In Albrighton, we revisit Jamie Lea and Curtis, who were torn over their menace of a terrace. Did Kirstie create some much-needed space, or did Phil find it elsewhere.

Kirstie Allsopp's TV husband Phil Spencer tries to wow her with his wrapping skills. Coinneach MacLeod whips up a Scottish Christmas trifle. And Kirstie makes bespoke Christmas crackers.

Can you fix a stunning festive feast with just half an hour in the kitchen? Joe Swash and Suzanne Mulholland reveal how to deliver precisely that Christmas miracle.

Natalie Cassidy, Chris Bisson, Dean Gaffney, Shobna Gulati and Sheree Murphy take on three festive challenges. Who'll just about cobble something together, and who'll be Queen Vic-torious.

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Christmas: Two of Britain's top festive designers magic up a fairytale Christmas at Bamburgh Castle, complete with a giant beanstalk, a golden goose and a festive Jolly Roger.

It's journey's end on the Côte d'Azur for Sandi Toksvig as she explores Monaco's luxury millionaire lifestyle of fast cars, superyachts and a world-famous casino.

Action-thriller with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. Can a New York cop free the hostages being held in a skyscraper by an arch villain? Yippee ki-yay. whoops, can't say that here.

Final cut of Coppola's award-laden take on the Vietnam War, with Martin Sheen and Marlon Brando. An assassin travels upriver to terminate a renegade colonel with extreme prejudice.

Woodworker - The Final: In the grand final, the last three woodworkers make towering garden buildings and face the trickiest skills challenge. Which woodworker is Britain's best.

In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok.

Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson set off on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville with $600 and a fake driving licence.

A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town.

Diane is haunted by bad dreams about Andy, the ex-con actor who tried to strangle her. Sam and Frasier offer reassurance but she's sure her life is in danger.

Diane entrusts Sam with a valuable book - signed by Ernest Hemingway - as security for the money he lent her to buy it. Will the volume be safe.

Carla confesses that she's placed a lonely hearts advert in the personal column of a newspaper but has received no replies, so the gang decide to invent one.

Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper.

Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed, while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie.

Frasier mistakenly thinks that he has a secret admirer while he's dating an attractive new woman.

Marge has to spend the family's Christmas money on getting Bart's tattoo removed. So Homer gets a job as Santa but bets his wages on a dog.

Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save.

Comedian Mike Wozniak chats about his new tour. Actor James Vance talks about the Beyond Paradise Christmas special. And there's music from The Lottery Winners.

Ian and Sally welcome their rivals to N'ista Boutique Rooms in Birkdale on Merseyside. Will a trip to the local lawnmower museum be a hit with their guests.

Mark and Sean host at Oakleigh Guest House in Blackpool, where their USP is value for money. Breakfast goes down well for all, but one pair of guests feel the squeeze in their room.

After an enforced break due to Covid, the competition resumes at Bay House in Scarborough. But breakfast confusion dents host Linda's scores, leaving her questioning her rivals' motives.

Mum and daughter Suzie and Dani host at The Farrier in Cayton, North Yorkshire. Their luxurious rooms go down well with their guests, but issues arise at bedtime.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers have scores to settle. After some floral feedback and plenty of tears, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

Kirstie Allsopp and her crafting experts get stuck into paper crafting and handmade decorations. Kirstie visits one of her favourite antique shops. And there are cocktails in the kitchen.

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Live action remake of the Disney classic with Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy. Can mermaid Ariel get a kiss from Prince Eric and keep her legs? Evil Aunt Ursula hopes not.

An exclusive, festive behind-the-scenes look at the iconic London Zoo, as they prepare for the most wonderful time of the year and make the holiday magic happen.

Best Knitter: In a fabric-flinging final, our knitters yarn bomb a post box and craft a showpiece hat. After their needles knock for the last time, it's hats off for the winner.

The inside track on a major covert operation against a Mexican drugs cartel who the police think are importing large quantities of methyl-amphetamine into Norfolk.

The best moments of Series 7, as a rolling cast of Britain's favourite famous faces tune in for the best TV on the box.

Martial artists, firefighters and professional princesses are on the festive menu as Fred opens the restaurant doors for singletons hoping to find Christmas romance in their stockings.

Gaby Roslin, Sir Tony Robinson, Miquita Oliver, Terry Christian and Claire Sweeney compete for Christmas Star Baker, and the English National Ballet perform the beautiful Swan Lake.

Lego-ho-ho and Merry Brickmas! In this gloriously festive special, three celeb teams compete to design, build and model a Lego Christmas jumper, and create a giant snow globe.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

When a car accident left her son fighting for his life, Gabi was forced to close her traditional restaurant for over a month. Can Gordon help launch a comeback.

Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save.

Marge has to spend the family's Christmas money on getting Bart's tattoo removed. So Homer gets a job as Santa but bets his wages on a dog.

Richard Gere convinces Lisa to become a Buddhist after Bart and Homer burn the church down with a rocket.

Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc welcomes 10 of Britain's top woodworkers, who have just two days to make a dining table inspired by a country of their choice.

Another chance to watch Friday's new epiosde, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Diane's incensed by the way that Sam refers to her in a radio interview. Norm's confronted with evidence of his wife's infidelity by one of his neighbours.

Sam challenges rival bar Gary's Tavern to a bowling match, only to find the Cheers regulars are hopelessly bad at the sport. Can Woody step in to help.

Doug and Carrie can't afford the new car they want, so Arthur steps in with a distinctive gift for them.

Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath.

Ray thinks that a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant Christmas present so that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. But what if she's getting him a generous gift too.

Marie's jealous when she receives a letter from a relative saying how wonderful her life is.

When his son Frederick decides to spend Christmas in Switzerland with Lilith, a dispirited Frasier looks set for a miserable festive season.

Frasier's excited that his son Frederick is coming for Christmas, but Martin thinks a proper Christmas should mean more than just educational presents.

Martin, Daphne, Niles and Roz each describe the tedious holiday season from their different perspectives.

A friendly woman comes to Frasier's rescue when he's out Christmas shopping. He offers to return the favour, but it doesn't go as he expects.

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Christmas romance with Jessica Lowndes. Hayley has a grudge with Paul and then her brother-in-law goes and brings him for Christmas. Can they get on for the sake of the holidays.

Retired vicar Annie is swapping her life in the UK for the all-year-round sunshine and warmth of glorious Lanzarote. Can Lee Juggurnauth find her the perfect place for her £150k budget.

Festive HQ is full of Christmas magic and the sweet scent of gingerbread, as three brilliant bakers compete in Kirstie's best gingerbread house competition.

A joyful look at how the team at Chatsworth House bring together the best installations of Christmases past and battle against the odds to create an enchanting Christmas.

Jamie shows us how to prep for a stress-free Christmas day with an easy eve, from a genius new way to cook the turkey to an epic Yorkshire pudding and the best roasties ever.

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The countdown is on as Legoland Windsor transforms into a winter wonderland with the world's biggest Lego Christmas tree, grottos, festive shows and sparkle sprinkled across the park.

All Time: Hamleys throws a celeb-packed celebration of the toys that defined generations. From timeless classics to modern icons, we explore the biggest toy crazes of the last 200 years.

Champions 2025: They've already won Greg's golden noggin. But which series supremo can go one better? Andy Zaltzman, John Robins, Maisie Adam, Mathew Baynton and Sam Campbell do battle.