2026-02-27 10:30:00
Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney) is having difficulty adjusting to his hard-labor sentence in Mississippi. He scams his way off the chain gang with simple Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) and maladjusted Pete (John Turturro), then the trio sets out to pursue freedom and the promise of a fortune in buried treasure. With nothing to lose and still in shackles, their hasty run takes them on an incredible journey of awesome experiences and colorful characters.
2026-02-27 13:00:00
Jeff Bridges plays Jeff Lebowski who insists on being called "the Dude," a laid-back, easygoing burnout who happens to have the same name as a millionaire whose wife owes a lot of dangerous people a whole bunch of money -- resulting in the Dude having his rug soiled, sending him spiraling into the Los Angeles underworld.
2026-02-27 15:45:00
Four pals are stuck in a rut in adulthood: Adam (John Cusack) has just been dumped, Lou (Rob Corddry) is a hopeless party animal, Craig (Craig Robinson) is a henpecked husband, and Jacob (Clark Duke) does nothing but play video games in his basement. But they get a chance to brighten their future by changing their past after a night of heavy drinking in a ski-resort hot tub results in their waking up in 1986.
2026-02-27 18:00:00
High school seniors Seth and Evan have high hopes for a graduation party. The co-dependent teens plan to score booze and babes so they can become part of the in-crowd, but separation anxiety and two bored police officers complicate the pair's self-proclaimed mission.
2026-02-27 20:30:00
Man-child Billy Madison has been a spoiled rich kid all his life, and spends his days drinking and partying. When his father, hotel magnate Brian, becomes fed up with his son's irresponsible ways, he issues an ultimatum. Since Billy passed all his schooling thanks to his father's influence and bribes, he must retake and pass every grade in 24 weeks. Otherwise, the business will be turned over to Brian's conniving associate, Eric.
2026-02-27 22:30:00
All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happy becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.
2026-02-28 00:30:00
Longfellow Deeds is a sweet, lovable guy leading a simple but happy life in the tiny hamlet of Mandrake Falls, New Hampshire. Life is good at the small town restaurant until two corporate execs bring news that Deeds is about to be rolling in a different kind of dough. A long-lost relative has left him an inheritance of 40 billion dollars along with the largest media company in the world. It's a fish out of water, rags-to-riches story that has local tabloid reporters salivating.
2026-02-28 02:30:00
High school seniors Seth and Evan have high hopes for a graduation party. The co-dependent teens plan to score booze and babes so they can become part of the in-crowd, but separation anxiety and two bored police officers complicate the pair's self-proclaimed mission.
2026-02-28 05:00:00
Four pals are stuck in a rut in adulthood: Adam (John Cusack) has just been dumped, Lou (Rob Corddry) is a hopeless party animal, Craig (Craig Robinson) is a henpecked husband, and Jacob (Clark Duke) does nothing but play video games in his basement. But they get a chance to brighten their future by changing their past after a night of heavy drinking in a ski-resort hot tub results in their waking up in 1986.
2026-02-28 07:15:00
Jeff Bridges plays Jeff Lebowski who insists on being called "the Dude," a laid-back, easygoing burnout who happens to have the same name as a millionaire whose wife owes a lot of dangerous people a whole bunch of money -- resulting in the Dude having his rug soiled, sending him spiraling into the Los Angeles underworld.
2026-02-28 10:00:00
Longfellow Deeds is a sweet, lovable guy leading a simple but happy life in the tiny hamlet of Mandrake Falls, New Hampshire. Life is good at the small town restaurant until two corporate execs bring news that Deeds is about to be rolling in a different kind of dough. A long-lost relative has left him an inheritance of 40 billion dollars along with the largest media company in the world. It's a fish out of water, rags-to-riches story that has local tabloid reporters salivating.
2026-02-28 12:00:00
The cavalry hires the boys to capture outlaws.
2026-02-28 12:15:00
Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).
2026-02-28 12:45:00
Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a "fling." With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
2026-02-28 13:15:00
Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.
2026-02-28 13:45:00
During the 1980s recession, automobile engineer Jack (Michael Keaton) is fired from his job. When his wife, Caroline (Teri Garr), finds a job before he does, they switch roles, placing him in the unfamiliar position of homemaker and caretaker to their three children. He embarks upon a series of misadventures, from navigating grocery store trips to playing poker games with housewives. Jack and Caroline must figure out the intricacies of their new roles while maintaining their relationship.
2026-02-28 16:00:00
Man-child Billy Madison has been a spoiled rich kid all his life, and spends his days drinking and partying. When his father, hotel magnate Brian, becomes fed up with his son's irresponsible ways, he issues an ultimatum. Since Billy passed all his schooling thanks to his father's influence and bribes, he must retake and pass every grade in 24 weeks. Otherwise, the business will be turned over to Brian's conniving associate, Eric.
2026-02-28 18:00:00
All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happy becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.
2026-02-28 20:00:00
The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as the players realize they've all gone astray, they rally for a shot at the World Series.
2026-02-28 22:30:00
The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can-do team spirit, turning the Indians into potential winners.
2026-03-01 01:00:00
The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as the players realize they've all gone astray, they rally for a shot at the World Series.
2026-03-01 03:30:00
The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can-do team spirit, turning the Indians into potential winners.
2026-03-01 06:00:00
As America's stock of athletic young men is depleted during World War II, a professional all-female baseball league springs up in the Midwest, funded by publicity-hungry candy maker Walter Harvey (Garry Marshall). Competitive sisters Dottie Hinson (Geena Davis) and Kit Keller (Lori Petty) spar with each other, scout Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz) and grumpy has-been coach Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks) on their way to fame. Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell co-star as two of the sisters' teammates.
2026-03-01 09:00:00
Three cowboy movie stars from the silent era -- Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase), Lucky Day (Steve Martin) and Ned Nederlander (Martin Short) -- are fired when one of their movies bombs. In what seems to be a career-saving offer, young Mexican woman Carmen (Patrice Martinez) offers them a high-paying gig in her village. The three jump at the opportunity, expecting to do their typical act, but Carmen believes they are really heroes and asks them to rid her village of bad guy El Guapo (Alfonso Arau).
2026-03-01 11:30:00
Dan (John Larroquette) returns a favor from Bull (Richard Moll) by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love. Denny Dillon guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
2026-03-01 12:00:00
A New York reporter heads to Australia to interview the living legend Mike Dundee (Paul Hogan). When she finally locates him, she is so taken with him that she brings him back with her to New York. In New York, Mike Dundee is amazed by the wonders of the city and the interesting people there.
2026-03-01 14:15:00
As America's stock of athletic young men is depleted during World War II, a professional all-female baseball league springs up in the Midwest, funded by publicity-hungry candy maker Walter Harvey (Garry Marshall). Competitive sisters Dottie Hinson (Geena Davis) and Kit Keller (Lori Petty) spar with each other, scout Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz) and grumpy has-been coach Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks) on their way to fame. Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell co-star as two of the sisters' teammates.
2026-03-01 17:15:00
Three cowboy movie stars from the silent era -- Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase), Lucky Day (Steve Martin) and Ned Nederlander (Martin Short) -- are fired when one of their movies bombs. In what seems to be a career-saving offer, young Mexican woman Carmen (Patrice Martinez) offers them a high-paying gig in her village. The three jump at the opportunity, expecting to do their typical act, but Carmen believes they are really heroes and asks them to rid her village of bad guy El Guapo (Alfonso Arau).
2026-03-01 19:45:00
A New York reporter heads to Australia to interview the living legend Mike Dundee (Paul Hogan). When she finally locates him, she is so taken with him that she brings him back with her to New York. In New York, Mike Dundee is amazed by the wonders of the city and the interesting people there.
2026-03-01 22:00:00
As America's stock of athletic young men is depleted during World War II, a professional all-female baseball league springs up in the Midwest, funded by publicity-hungry candy maker Walter Harvey (Garry Marshall). Competitive sisters Dottie Hinson (Geena Davis) and Kit Keller (Lori Petty) spar with each other, scout Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz) and grumpy has-been coach Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks) on their way to fame. Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell co-star as two of the sisters' teammates.
2026-03-02 01:00:00
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
2026-03-02 01:30:00
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
2026-03-02 02:00:00
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
2026-03-02 02:30:00
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
2026-03-02 03:00:00
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
2026-03-02 03:30:00
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
2026-03-02 04:00:00
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
2026-03-02 04:30:00
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
2026-03-02 05:00:00
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
2026-03-02 05:30:00
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
2026-03-02 06:00:00
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
2026-03-02 06:30:00
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
2026-03-02 07:00:00
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
2026-03-02 07:30:00
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
2026-03-02 08:00:00
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
2026-03-02 08:30:00
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
2026-03-02 09:00:00
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
2026-03-02 09:30:00
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
2026-03-02 10:00:00
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
2026-03-02 10:30:00
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
2026-03-02 11:00:00
Kelly cancels her weekly dinner with Hayden for a date with an unknown faculty member.
2026-03-02 11:30:00
Hayden's fatherly instincts are awakened when Kelly comes back to Minnesota for college; his relationship with Christine might be in for a change.
2026-03-02 12:00:00
Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.
2026-03-02 12:30:00
Kelly brings her new boyfriend Stuart, to dinner to meet Hayden. Hayden does not like him.
2026-03-02 13:00:00
When Hayden is depressed over his team's losing streak, Christine tries to cancel their date.
2026-03-02 13:30:00
Luther thinks his 30-day suspension on a gambling charge means he has been fired, so he takes another job.
2026-03-02 14:00:00
Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, then gets upset when she invites her boyfriend to join them.
2026-03-02 14:30:00
When Kelly's mother (Lenore Kasdorf) arrives for parents' weekend, Hayden refuses to tell her about Christine.
2026-03-02 15:00:00
Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.
2026-03-02 15:30:00
Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.
2026-03-02 16:00:00
Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.
2026-03-02 16:30:00
Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.
2026-03-02 17:00:00
Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.
2026-03-02 17:30:00
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.
2026-03-02 18:00:00
Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.
2026-03-02 18:30:00
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.
2026-03-02 19:00:00
Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.
2026-03-02 19:30:00
Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.
2026-03-02 20:00:00
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
2026-03-02 20:30:00
Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.
2026-03-02 21:00:00
Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.
2026-03-02 21:30:00
Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.
2026-03-02 22:00:00
Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.
2026-03-02 22:30:00
Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.
2026-03-02 23:00:00
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
2026-03-02 23:30:00
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
2026-03-03 00:00:00
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
2026-03-03 00:30:00
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
2026-03-03 01:00:00
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
2026-03-03 01:30:00
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
2026-03-03 02:00:00
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
2026-03-03 02:30:00
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
2026-03-03 03:00:00
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
2026-03-03 03:30:00
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
2026-03-03 04:00:00
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
2026-03-03 04:30:00
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
2026-03-03 05:00:00
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
2026-03-03 05:30:00
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
2026-03-03 06:00:00
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
2026-03-03 06:30:00
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
2026-03-03 07:00:00
Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.
2026-03-03 07:30:00
Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.
2026-03-03 08:00:00
Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.
2026-03-03 08:30:00
When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.
2026-03-03 09:00:00
Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
2026-03-03 09:30:00
Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
2026-03-03 10:00:00
Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
2026-03-03 10:30:00
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
2026-03-03 11:00:00
Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
2026-03-03 11:30:00
Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
2026-03-03 12:00:00
When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
2026-03-03 12:30:00
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
2026-03-03 13:00:00
Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
2026-03-03 13:30:00
After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
2026-03-03 14:00:00
Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
2026-03-03 14:30:00
Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
2026-03-03 15:00:00
Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
2026-03-03 15:30:00
When Col. Ted Masters' (Tim Thomerson) plane goes down in an Arab country and he's sentenced to death for trespassing, his 18-year-old son, Doug (Jason Gedrick), is determined to save him. Unfortunately, Doug isn't the best fighter pilot -- he wasn't accepted into the Air Force because he needs to listen to music in order to hit a target. So he enlists the help of Col. Chappy (Louis Gossett Jr.) to borrow a couple of F-16 planes, fly across the Atlantic and start a rescue mission.
2026-03-03 18:15:00
When the mayor of a crime-ridden city loosens the restrictions on entering the police academy in order to get more cops on the street, all manner of oddball characters enlist to join the force. Among the cadets are suave Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg), hulking Moses Hightower (Bubba Smith), beautiful Karen Thompson (Kim Cattrall) and sound effects-generating Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow), who all have to show initiative and courage when they are faced with tough situations out on patrol.
2026-03-03 20:30:00
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), determined to catch him in the act.
2026-03-03 23:00:00
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
2026-03-03 23:30:00
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
2026-03-04 00:00:00
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
2026-03-04 00:30:00
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
2026-03-04 01:00:00
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
2026-03-04 01:30:00
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
2026-03-04 02:00:00
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
2026-03-04 02:30:00
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
2026-03-04 03:00:00
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
2026-03-04 03:30:00
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
2026-03-04 04:00:00
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
2026-03-04 04:30:00
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
2026-03-04 05:00:00
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
2026-03-04 05:30:00
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
2026-03-04 06:00:00
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
2026-03-04 06:30:00
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
2026-03-04 07:00:00
When the mayor of a crime-ridden city loosens the restrictions on entering the police academy in order to get more cops on the street, all manner of oddball characters enlist to join the force. Among the cadets are suave Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg), hulking Moses Hightower (Bubba Smith), beautiful Karen Thompson (Kim Cattrall) and sound effects-generating Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow), who all have to show initiative and courage when they are faced with tough situations out on patrol.
2026-03-04 09:15:00
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), determined to catch him in the act.
2026-03-04 11:45:00
When Col. Ted Masters' (Tim Thomerson) plane goes down in an Arab country and he's sentenced to death for trespassing, his 18-year-old son, Doug (Jason Gedrick), is determined to save him. Unfortunately, Doug isn't the best fighter pilot -- he wasn't accepted into the Air Force because he needs to listen to music in order to hit a target. So he enlists the help of Col. Chappy (Louis Gossett Jr.) to borrow a couple of F-16 planes, fly across the Atlantic and start a rescue mission.
2026-03-04 14:30:00
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
2026-03-04 15:00:00
Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.
2026-03-04 15:30:00
Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.
2026-03-04 16:00:00
Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.
2026-03-04 16:30:00
Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.
2026-03-04 17:00:00
Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.
2026-03-04 17:30:00
The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.
2026-03-04 18:00:00
A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.
2026-03-04 18:30:00
Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.
2026-03-04 19:00:00
Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.
2026-03-04 19:30:00
The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.
2026-03-04 20:00:00
An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.
2026-03-04 20:30:00
Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.
2026-03-04 21:00:00
Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.
2026-03-04 21:30:00
A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.
2026-03-04 22:00:00
Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.
2026-03-04 22:30:00
Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.
2026-03-04 23:00:00
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
2026-03-04 23:30:00
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
2026-03-05 00:00:00
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
2026-03-05 00:30:00
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
2026-03-05 01:00:00
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
2026-03-05 01:30:00
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
2026-03-05 02:00:00
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
2026-03-05 02:30:00
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
2026-03-05 03:00:00
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
2026-03-05 03:30:00
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
2026-03-05 04:00:00
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
2026-03-05 04:30:00
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
2026-03-05 05:00:00
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
2026-03-05 05:30:00
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
2026-03-05 06:00:00
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
2026-03-05 06:30:00
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
2026-03-05 07:00:00
Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.
2026-03-05 07:30:00
Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.
2026-03-05 08:00:00
Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.
2026-03-05 08:30:00
The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.
2026-03-05 09:00:00
Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.
2026-03-05 09:30:00
The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.
2026-03-05 10:00:00
Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.
2026-03-05 10:30:00
Jack fears another roommate will replace him.
2026-03-05 11:00:00
Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.
2026-03-05 11:30:00
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
2026-03-05 12:00:00
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
2026-03-05 12:30:00
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
2026-03-05 13:00:00
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
2026-03-05 13:30:00
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
2026-03-05 14:00:00
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
2026-03-05 14:30:00
Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions. In this ultra-hip, multi-strand crime movie, their storyline is interwoven with those of their boss, gangster Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) ; his actress wife, Mia (Uma Thurman) ; struggling boxer Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis) ; master fixer Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) and a nervous pair of armed robbers, "Pumpkin" (Tim Roth) and "Honey Bunny" (Amanda Plummer).
2026-03-05 18:00:00
The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks. The investigation puts him on the trail of an illegal arms dealer and his hit lady.
2026-03-05 20:30:00
After his childhood buddy is murdered while visiting Detroit, rebellious cop Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) follows the leads to Beverly Hills, Calif., under the auspices of a vacation. He checks in with old friend Jenny Summers (Lisa Eilbacher) and starts to believe her boss, art dealer Victor Maitland (Steven Berkoff), might somehow be involved in the murder. However, Lt. Bogomil (Ronny Cox) of the Beverly Hills Police Department does not trust Foley, and hinders his search for evidence.
2026-03-05 23:00:00
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
2026-03-05 23:30:00
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
2026-03-06 00:00:00
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
2026-03-06 00:30:00
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
2026-03-06 01:00:00
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
2026-03-06 01:30:00
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
2026-03-06 02:00:00
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
2026-03-06 02:30:00
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
2026-03-06 03:00:00
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
2026-03-06 03:30:00
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
2026-03-06 04:00:00
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
2026-03-06 04:30:00
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
2026-03-06 05:00:00
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
2026-03-06 05:30:00
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
2026-03-06 06:00:00
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
2026-03-06 06:30:00
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
2026-03-06 07:00:00
Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions. In this ultra-hip, multi-strand crime movie, their storyline is interwoven with those of their boss, gangster Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) ; his actress wife, Mia (Uma Thurman) ; struggling boxer Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis) ; master fixer Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) and a nervous pair of armed robbers, "Pumpkin" (Tim Roth) and "Honey Bunny" (Amanda Plummer).
2026-03-06 10:30:00
After his childhood buddy is murdered while visiting Detroit, rebellious cop Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) follows the leads to Beverly Hills, Calif., under the auspices of a vacation. He checks in with old friend Jenny Summers (Lisa Eilbacher) and starts to believe her boss, art dealer Victor Maitland (Steven Berkoff), might somehow be involved in the murder. However, Lt. Bogomil (Ronny Cox) of the Beverly Hills Police Department does not trust Foley, and hinders his search for evidence.
2026-03-06 13:00:00
The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks. The investigation puts him on the trail of an illegal arms dealer and his hit lady.
2026-03-06 15:30:00
A magical board game unleashes a world of adventure on siblings Peter and Judy Shepherd. While exploring an old mansion, the youngsters find a curious, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic. When they start playing, they free Alan Parrish, who's been stuck in the game's inner world for decades. If they win Jumanji, the kids can free Alan for good, but that means braving giant bugs, ill-mannered monkeys and even stampeding rhinos!
2026-03-06 18:00:00
High school student David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) unwittingly hacks into a military supercomputer while searching for new video games. After starting a game of Global Thermonuclear War, Lightman leads the supercomputer to activate the nation's nuclear arsenal in response to his simulated threat as the Soviet Union. Once the clueless hacker comes to his senses, Lightman, with help from his girlfriend (Ally Sheedy), must find a way to alert the authorities to stop the onset of World War III.
2026-03-06 20:30:00
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), determined to catch him in the act.
2026-03-06 23:00:00
Sue Ellen Crandell is a teenager eagerly awaiting her mother's summer-long absence. While the babysitter looks after her rambunctious younger siblings, Sue Ellen can party and have fun. But then the babysitter abruptly dies, leaving the Crandells short on cash. Sue Ellen finds a sweet job in fashion by lying about her age and experience on her résumé. But, while her siblings run wild, she discovers the downside of adulthood.
2026-03-07 01:30:00
Cocky young doctor Ben Stone (Michael J. Fox) is off on a road trip to California in pursuit of a relaxed and high-paying career as a plastic surgeon to the rich and famous. But before he can pass the Mississippi River, he crashes his car on a small-town judge's property in South Carolina and incurs a community service fine, to be served out at the local hospital assisting the aged town doctor, Dr. Hogue (Barnard Hughes). Ben is soon tempted to stay by a pretty ambulance driver (Julie Warner).
2026-03-07 04:00:00
The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show -- now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turns to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.
2026-03-07 06:30:00
Repairmen Val McKee (Kevin Bacon) and Earl Bassett (Fred Ward) are tired of their dull lives in the small desert town of Perfection, Nev. But just as the two try to skip town, they happen upon a series of mysterious deaths and a concerned seismologist (Finn Carter) studying unnatural readings below the ground. With the help of an eccentric couple (Reba McEntire, Michael Gross), the group fights for survival against giant, worm-like monsters hungry for human flesh.
2026-03-07 08:30:00
Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), determined to catch him in the act.
2026-03-07 11:00:00
High school student David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) unwittingly hacks into a military supercomputer while searching for new video games. After starting a game of Global Thermonuclear War, Lightman leads the supercomputer to activate the nation's nuclear arsenal in response to his simulated threat as the Soviet Union. Once the clueless hacker comes to his senses, Lightman, with help from his girlfriend (Ally Sheedy), must find a way to alert the authorities to stop the onset of World War III.
2026-03-07 13:30:00
Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) is concerned that his son Jason (Keith Gordon) is unsure whether to go to college, so the uneducated self-made millionaire encourages him by signing up as a student as well. As Jason tries to establish himself among his peers and make the diving team, Thornton falls for a pretty professor (Sally Kellerman) and gets others do his schoolwork for him. When the suspicious dean (Paxton Whitehead) finds out, Thornton needs to show he can get by on his own.
2026-03-07 15:30:00
Sue Ellen Crandell is a teenager eagerly awaiting her mother's summer-long absence. While the babysitter looks after her rambunctious younger siblings, Sue Ellen can party and have fun. But then the babysitter abruptly dies, leaving the Crandells short on cash. Sue Ellen finds a sweet job in fashion by lying about her age and experience on her résumé. But, while her siblings run wild, she discovers the downside of adulthood.
2026-03-07 18:00:00
Cocky young doctor Ben Stone (Michael J. Fox) is off on a road trip to California in pursuit of a relaxed and high-paying career as a plastic surgeon to the rich and famous. But before he can pass the Mississippi River, he crashes his car on a small-town judge's property in South Carolina and incurs a community service fine, to be served out at the local hospital assisting the aged town doctor, Dr. Hogue (Barnard Hughes). Ben is soon tempted to stay by a pretty ambulance driver (Julie Warner).
2026-03-07 20:30:00
The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show -- now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turns to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.
2026-03-07 23:00:00
Repairmen Val McKee (Kevin Bacon) and Earl Bassett (Fred Ward) are tired of their dull lives in the small desert town of Perfection, Nev. But just as the two try to skip town, they happen upon a series of mysterious deaths and a concerned seismologist (Finn Carter) studying unnatural readings below the ground. With the help of an eccentric couple (Reba McEntire, Michael Gross), the group fights for survival against giant, worm-like monsters hungry for human flesh.
2026-03-08 01:00:00
The Mummy is a rousing, suspenseful and horrifying epic about an expedition of treasure-seeking explorers in the Sahara Desert in 1925. Stumbling upon an ancient tomb, the hunters unwittingly set loose a 3,000-year-old legacy of terror, which is embodied in the vengeful reincarnation of an Egyptian priest who had been sentenced to an eternity as one of the living dead.
2026-03-08 04:00:00
Ten years after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn O'Connell are settled in 1935 London, where they are raising their son. When a chain of events finds the corpse of Imhotep resurrected, the O'Connells go on a desperate race to save the world from unspeakable evil and to rescue their son before it is too late.
2026-03-08 07:00:00
Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.
2026-03-08 09:00:00
With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.
2026-03-08 11:45:00
Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the "spirit of death" (Stephen Root) to jail.
2026-03-08 12:15:00
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
2026-03-08 12:45:00
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
2026-03-08 13:15:00
Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.
2026-03-08 15:15:00
With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.
2026-03-08 18:00:00
Ten years after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn O'Connell are settled in 1935 London, where they are raising their son. When a chain of events finds the corpse of Imhotep resurrected, the O'Connells go on a desperate race to save the world from unspeakable evil and to rescue their son before it is too late.
2026-03-08 21:00:00
The Mummy is a rousing, suspenseful and horrifying epic about an expedition of treasure-seeking explorers in the Sahara Desert in 1925. Stumbling upon an ancient tomb, the hunters unwittingly set loose a 3,000-year-old legacy of terror, which is embodied in the vengeful reincarnation of an Egyptian priest who had been sentenced to an eternity as one of the living dead.
2026-03-09 00:00:00
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
2026-03-09 00:30:00
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.