Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at her brother's funeral.

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

Drew hits the headlines with Ross Mathews and Sunny Anderson; Sydney Sweeney talks about her new movie, "Christy."

Rachel Sennott tells Drew about her show "I Love LA."

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

An outbreak of infectious hepatitis threatens the entire medical staff of the 4077th.

Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.

A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief.

People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon.

A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.

A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.

An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that Miles returns to her life.

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Jeremiah Brent hits the headlines with Drew, Ross and Sunny Anderson and shares a cookie recipe from his mom.

Drew sits down with the cast of "The Madison" -- Michelle Pfeiffer, Kurt Russell, Beau Garrett, Patrick J. Adams and Elle Chapman -- to talk all about their exciting TV series and play a round of "memory bank."

Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.

Maj. Houlihan's fiancé arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.

The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.

When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.

After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend.

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.

Bryan Cranston talks about coming back for the "Malcolm in the Middle" reboot, his daughter starring in "The Pitt," and some of his most iconic roles over the years.

Lauren Conrad tells Drew about reuniting with former castmates for the "Laguna Beach" 20th anniversary reunion special.

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.

Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.

The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.

Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner.

A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.

Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while.

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.

Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage.

Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") tell how each of them first met Drew.

Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") play a round of memory bank and dish on their most iconic moments.

Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.

Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.

Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.

A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner who deserted him.

Matt pursues his friend's killer (Ricardo Montalbán), a renegade Indian, high into the mountains of New Mexico.

A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area.

A rancher's son escapes prison, and the bounty hunter who captures him tries to blackmail the boy's family.

Doc Adams feels threatened when a woman doctor (Vera Miles) arrives in Dodge City to be his replacement.

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Ali Larter tells Drew about the season finale of "Landman"; Sunny Anderson takes Drew on a behind-the-scenes tour of "Beyond the Gates."

Sunny Anderson shows Drew and Ross how to make mac-n'-cheese lasagna.

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.

Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Matt for a crime they have committed.

Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.

Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.

A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.

A man becomes the victim of a reporter's publicity buildup after killing a notorious gunfighter in self-defense.

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.

Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.

Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.

Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.

Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.

While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.

A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.

Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.

Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.

Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member.

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Kate Hudson joins Drew to chat about Season 2 of "Running Point" with co-star Justin Theroux.

Valerie Bertinelli and Drew chat with Wolfgang Van Halen and his wife Andraia about his music, plus a performance from his band!

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.

A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.

To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.

An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barons reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked," and has surprises for her all show long.

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked."

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.

Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.

A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.