Rain sabotages Dobie's sandwich-delivery service.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" have arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

Gomer devises unconventional tactics when his platoon takes to the field in war games.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Woody's wealthy girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) expects more than a song for her birthday.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 pose as campers to find Dr. Yes' secret lab.

Max poses as a safecracker to capture the leader of a burglary gang.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

The Nelsons forget a few Halloween-party details.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risque ballet.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

A grumpy store owner (Mickey Rooney) traps Jesse and Michelle on Christmas Eve.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

A shy girl who can beat French at chess fascinates the twins.

Complications arise when Danny gets a new pet.

Donna's plan to patch up a friend's marriage takes an unexpected turn.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Katie's Aunt Cecile is a guest in the Douglas household and in a few days rearranges their furniture -- and their lives.

Lucy and the kids gets jobs on Wayne Newton's Las Vegas ranch.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy plans Ricky's triumphal arrival in Hollywood.

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rhoda returns from a vacation in New York and announces her decision to move there.

Richie the benchwarmer becomes a basketball star after replacing an injured player.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Archie's zealousness to get a promotion costs him a lot more than he bargained for.

Archie flaunts the fact he has saved the life of an unconscious woman in his cab, but he hopes to keep the story hushed after discovering the woman is really a man in drag.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Max and 99 join a hippie group suspected of kidnapping an important foreign minister for KAOS.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.

Herbert balks at signing his will.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Kate's friend Elsie comes to Shady Rest while waiting to have her baby.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bill worries about modern influences on the siblings.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) decide to leave the Douglas household and move to a borrowed apartment.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Marion decides that she needs to get a job and starts work as a waitress at Arnold's.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with a new librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

Bill plans to wed in Rome; the twins fear separation.

Danny is scheduled to host a televised benefit show; when Liz tells him she booked Bob Hope as a guest, Danny's afraid Bob will steal the show and threatens to quit.

A military academy student refuses to provide details surrounding his injury.

Chip invites a long-haired, guitar-playing boy from Liverpool to be a key addition to his off-key band.

Robbie and Katie agree to act as chaperons when Chip and his friends decide to spend a weekend at a cabin in the mountains.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Lou achieves his lifelong ambition to be the owner of a bar.

Some of the memorable adventures of Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie and the Cunninghams are recalled.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor.

Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance.

Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to marry off Jed to a woman they believe is a millionaire.

The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Mike is enraged when Gloria receives a pink slip in her paycheck because she is pregnant.

Edith refuses to stop her volunteer work at the home for the aged despite Archie's orders.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

Norm's creation of a fictional house-painting partner results in real problems for him.

Rebecca invites the mayor of Boston to the Cheers' centennial anniversary party; Lilith goes into labor as the festivities surrounding the bar's 100th anniversary hit a high note.

A couple of cabbies quickly claim responsibility when Elaine begins receiving mysterious love messages from a secret admirer.

Felix invests his and Oscar's money in Mr. Wing's Japanese restaurant.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

Just before CONTROL's top scientist dies, he confesses that the real brain behind his work is Dr. T.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct.

Carol's special guests are Jack Cassidy and Tim Conway; Tim plays a 35 year old orphan looking to be adopted in a sketch, then joins Jack and Carol for tonight's Old Old Movie, The Story Of A Star.

Dobie and Chatsworth vie for a grocer's daughter.

Miss Brooks forgets to mail a letter for Mr. Conklin, resulting in his insurance not being paid; Mr. Boynton is injured on property owned by Conklin, and the threat of a lawsuit from Boynton's ambulance-chasing lawyer has Conklin worked into a panic.

Homer Bedloe learns that an Indian tribe owns the land on which the tracks lay.

Ann must protect Lou from another woman.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Cindy becomes convinced that she is soon to be discovered as the new Shirley Temple.

French contemplates marriage to raise his professional esteem.

Superstitions haunt Danny the evening before his nightclub opening.

Donna decides she is being too sweet to everyone.

Robbie (Don Grady) displays a bit of jealousy when his bride innocently agrees to tutor a handsome ex-boyfriend.

Katie launches a one-woman suffrage campaign when Uncle Charley makes her feel unnecessary in the Douglas household.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Phyllis sets up her brother with Mary, but he ruins her plans by going for Rhoda instead.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie receive notices to report for Army physicals.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

An actress (Mary Martin) rekindles romance; a shy man (Ben Murphy) copes with a jealous love; a father-in-law (Milton Berle) meddles.

A landlady plans to sue a tenant; a professor meets his replacement; a magician's daughter falls in love.

The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast.

Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it's not too easy to part the Clampetts from their gold.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Archie is upset over Gloria and Mike's ideas for names for the baby and needs to remain calm for a physical at his workplace.

Gloria suspects the worst after Mike's once-a-week job of tutoring a college student turns into a twice-a-week job.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

Joy ends up with a younger man; Melanie tries to catch the eye of a doctor; Victoria gets into a cat fight with Melanie Griffith; Elka has an enhancement idea for Grady Sizemore.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Carla holds up well after Eddie is killed in a freak accident -- until his other widow (Anne De Salvo) shows up.

The men of Cheers are too squeamish to attend the circumcision ceremony of Frasier and Lilith's baby.

Fearing that his girlfriend, Zena, will break up with him, Louie finally decides to meet her parents; nervous Louie pays Alex to accompany him and to make sure that he doesn't step out of line.

At a get-together arranged by Felix, Oscar and Blanche compare notes on the party that led to their divorce.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Max, an exact look-alike for the king, agrees to take his place as a decoy.

Ralph writes a nasty letter to his boss and then scrambles to get it back.

A bashful soldier has Bilko believing that a potential Miss America lives near Roseville.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

A French girl makes Maynard her protector.

Brooks, Conklin and Boynton investigate when Mr. Bagley, the mailman, suddenly quits his job and leaves no forwarding address.

Crabtree Corners gets an automatic voting machine, threatening Hooterville's claim to be the first community to file election returns.

Two sly publishers hire Ann as a writer.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Mike's boss (Jim Backus) sends a pool table to the family as a gift.

The siblings insist on nursing injured Bill.

Danny opens up to Oscar Schultz, a waiter at Lindy's Restaurant who is marrying a woman with children, about going on honeymoon with kids.

A devious girl manages Mary's class-secretary campaign.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) believes that he's a jinx, but the Douglases assure him that they will stand by him anyway.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) and Tramp follow a movie-star map and wind up spending the day as guests of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Joanie gets more excitement than she counts on when she sneaks out to a Red Devils party.

After losing their jobs, the girls decide to move to California.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

When Mr. Farquhar asks Granny to Las Vegas, she thinks he is proposing an elopement rather than a gambling spree.

The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

When Archie is mugged, he ends up on trial for having an illegal weapon in his possession.

Gloria is fed up with pregnancy and frustrated that she is nine days overdue and Mike finds himself the target of her anger.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Actor Woody has to explain a stage smooch to his girlfriend; the guys engage in a "best beard" contest.

Robin Colcord's lavish -- and well-protected -- apartment is the setting for Sam and Rebecca's latest misadventure.

Jim brings his new pet, an over-the-hill racehorse, to the garage.

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

Max and 99 discover that a guru is plotting a wide-scale hypnotizing scheme.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Dobie feigns illness to win a beautiful nurse.

After Walter greatly exaggerates Miss Brooks' carpentry skills, Connie is put in charge of rebuilding the garage that Mr. Conklin's electrical skills exploded.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A producer searches for a mystery group, the Monkees.

A crooked boxing promoter makes Davy a fighter.

Introducing young viewers to a handicapped pig.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

Erika Tiffany-Smith arrives on the island looking for a place to build a hotel.

Gilligan and the Skipper suspect one of the castaways of murder.

The Professor uses a communications cable found in the lagoon to build a telephone.

The men learn Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another woman.

Gomer and Carter find themselves involved as unwitting accomplices in a unique robbery situation.

Carter tries to make Gomer's "last days" as comfortable as possible.

Grandpa Pyle gives Gomer a good luck charm which "helps" his self-confidence.

Carter is determined to break the long-term contracts that both he and Gomer signed with a dance studio.

Granny opens her own doctor's office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold.

The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.

Norm is the "love target" of his obsessive former secretary.

Sam enlists Carla and Norm to help him race Robin's yacht in the Boston Regatta.

Alexis Smith guest stars as Rebecca's former college professor -- and Sam's new love interest.

Cliff's storehouse of irrelevant facts is tested when he becomes a contestant on "Jeopardy!".

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Max's undercover role causes his friends to think that he has gone bananas.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Louis is featured on the classic quiz show.

Professional boxer Archie Moore is featured on the classic quiz show.

David baby-sits a 7-month-old infant.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Ann and Don find souvenirs of Ann's school beau.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

Joe and Rhoda encounter their first problem as a married couple but have trouble talking about it.

Despite Joe's advice to butt out, Rhoda insists on going ahead with her plan to prove Brenda's new boyfriend is a married man.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake.

While trying to meet Troy Donahue on a movie set, the girls are mistaken for stunt women.

Laverne agrees to help Shirley in a knife throwing stunt at a grand opening.

Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

A tough cruise director (Diane Ladd) takes charge; a husband (Bert Convy) dons a dress to spy on his wife (Patty Duke); Doc's romance crumbles.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

Norman's wife walks out on him, then returns unexpectedly.

The Rev. Pickert tries to do a good deed, but it backfires. "Love and the Big Date": Bill and Hank vie for a date with the same girl on a game show.

Harold Gould hires an actress to help him get out of an impulsive engagement.

Holly and Paul re-enact their first meeting; Howard visits Phyllis' father in jail to ask for her hand.

A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Aunt Bee falls for the captain while on a cruise.

Aunt Bee has second thoughts after a ship's captain proposes.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Danny puts Rusty in a ticket-selling contest.

Donna insists her marriage has become dull and routine.

Uncle Charley buys a trotting horse in hopes of recapturing old racing glories.

While Robbie is on military maneuvers, each member of his family inadvertently winds up as a military prisoner.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Mary tries to keep smiling through some bad luck.

Fonzie reluctantly agrees to become a partner in one of Howard's inventions.

"The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.

A China cruise brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests Lee Majors, Michael Constantine, Lee Horsley.

A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion.

Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it's a giant chicken.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.