2024-05-09 07:25:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-05-09 08:00:00
Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.
2024-05-09 08:30:00
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
2024-05-09 09:00:00
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
2024-05-09 09:30:00
Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.
2024-05-09 10:00:00
Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.
2024-05-09 10:30:00
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.
2024-05-09 11:00:00
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2024-05-09 12:00:00
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-05-09 12:30:00
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2024-05-09 12:30:00
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2024-05-09 13:00:00
The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots.
2024-05-09 13:24:00
A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds.
2024-05-09 13:48:00
Alien leader Lrrr faces a midlife crisis following a bungled Earth invasion.
2024-05-09 14:12:00
Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.
2024-05-09 14:36:00
The Planet Express crew learns the true meaning of Xmas, Robanakah and Kwanzaa.
2024-05-09 15:00:00
Bender goes into hiding after testifying against the Robot Mafia.
2024-05-09 15:30:00
Leela hunts down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
2024-05-09 16:00:00
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
2024-05-09 16:30:00
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
2024-05-09 17:00:00
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
2024-05-09 17:30:00
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
2024-05-09 18:00:00
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
2024-05-09 18:30:00
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
2024-05-09 19:00:00
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
2024-05-09 19:30:00
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
2024-05-09 20:00:00
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
2024-05-09 20:30:00
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
2024-05-09 21:00:00
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
2024-05-09 21:30:00
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says,.
2024-05-09 22:00:00
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
2024-05-09 22:30:00
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
2024-05-09 23:00:00
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
2024-05-09 23:30:00
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
2024-05-10 00:00:00
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict, then the staff compares the office to a prison.
2024-05-10 00:35:00
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
2024-05-10 01:10:00
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
2024-05-10 01:45:00
Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.
2024-05-10 02:20:00
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
2024-05-10 02:55:00
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
2024-05-10 03:30:00
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
2024-05-10 04:00:00
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
2024-05-10 04:30:00
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
2024-05-10 05:00:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-05-10 06:00:00
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
2024-05-10 06:30:00
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2024-05-10 07:00:00
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
2024-05-10 07:25:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-05-10 08:00:00
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
2024-05-10 08:30:00
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
2024-05-10 09:00:00
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
2024-05-10 09:30:00
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
2024-05-10 10:00:00
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
2024-05-10 10:30:00
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with.
2024-05-10 11:00:00
Learn about the wonderful world of Coin Collecting with your host Mike Mezack and get the opportunity to build your own collection with the best coin deals on TV!
2024-05-10 11:30:00
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2024-05-10 12:00:00
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2024-05-10 13:00:00
Fry quits his job and becomes a police officer assigned to the Future Crimes Division.
2024-05-10 13:30:00
Bender gains the ability to replicate himself and threatens to overrun Earth with copies of himself.
2024-05-10 14:00:00
The crew uncovers a dark secret about a covert mission from long ago.
2024-05-10 14:30:00
Bender's disembodied software haunts the Planet Express building after he dies.
2024-05-10 15:00:00
The crew encounters a bizarre alien with power to change their characteristics.
2024-05-10 15:35:00
Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after her series creation.
2024-05-10 16:10:00
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
2024-05-10 16:45:00
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
2024-05-10 17:15:00
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
2024-05-10 17:50:00
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
2024-05-10 18:25:00
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in.
2024-05-10 19:00:00
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
2024-05-10 19:30:00
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
2024-05-10 20:00:00
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
2024-05-10 20:30:00
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
2024-05-10 21:00:00
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
2024-05-10 21:30:00
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
2024-05-10 22:00:00
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
2024-05-10 22:30:00
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
2024-05-10 23:00:00
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
2024-05-10 23:30:00
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
2024-05-11 00:00:00
Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.
2024-05-11 00:35:00
Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.
2024-05-11 01:10:00
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
2024-05-11 01:45:00
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
2024-05-11 02:20:00
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
2024-05-11 02:55:00
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
2024-05-11 03:30:00
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
2024-05-11 04:00:00
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
2024-05-11 04:30:00
Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.
2024-05-11 05:00:00
Hannibal Buress, Chris D'Elia, Snoop Dogg, Natasha Leggero, Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Jeff Ross and Martha Stewart roast Justin Bieber.
2024-05-11 07:00:00
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
2024-05-11 07:30:00
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
2024-05-11 08:00:00
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
2024-05-11 08:30:00
The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
2024-05-11 09:00:00
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
2024-05-11 09:30:00
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
2024-05-11 10:00:00
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
2024-05-11 10:30:00
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
2024-05-11 11:00:00
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2024-05-11 11:30:00
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2024-05-11 11:30:00
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2024-05-11 12:00:00
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-05-11 12:30:00
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2024-05-11 12:30:00
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2024-05-11 13:00:00
Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future.
2024-05-11 13:30:00
Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff.
2024-05-11 14:00:00
Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam.
2024-05-11 14:36:00
Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip.
2024-05-11 15:12:00
Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.
2024-05-11 15:48:00
Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea.
2024-05-11 16:24:00
Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings.
2024-05-11 17:00:00
April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills.
2024-05-11 17:30:00
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
2024-05-11 18:00:00
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
2024-05-11 18:30:00
Ryan returns to Dunder-Mifflin's Scranton branch to bring the company into the digital age; Angela remains unhappy about her cat.
2024-05-11 19:00:00
Ryan returns to Dunder-Mifflin's Scranton branch to bring the company into the digital age; Angela remains unhappy about her cat.
2024-05-11 19:30:00
Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Web site launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Web site does.
2024-05-11 20:00:00
Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Web site launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Web site does.
2024-05-11 20:30:00
Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.
2024-05-11 21:00:00
Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.
2024-05-11 21:30:00
Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm.
2024-05-11 22:00:00
When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.
2024-05-11 22:30:00
Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at pingpong.
2024-05-11 23:00:00
Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.
2024-05-11 23:30:00
A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses.
2024-05-12 00:00:00
Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Web site project.
2024-05-12 00:30:00
Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.
2024-05-12 01:00:00
Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.
2024-05-12 01:30:00
Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.
2024-05-12 02:00:00
Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.
2024-05-12 02:30:00
Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly (Amy Ryan); Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.
2024-05-12 03:00:00
Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly (Amy Ryan); Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.
2024-05-12 03:30:00
A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's.
2024-05-12 04:00:00
Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.
2024-05-12 04:30:00
Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all of the lost items.
2024-05-12 05:00:00
Three friends (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn) try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity.
2024-05-12 07:24:00
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
2024-05-12 08:00:00
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
2024-05-12 08:30:00
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
2024-05-12 09:00:00
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
2024-05-12 09:30:00
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
2024-05-12 10:00:00
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
2024-05-12 10:30:00
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
2024-05-12 11:00:00
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Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.
2024-05-12 12:30:00
Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party.
2024-05-12 13:00:00
Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's.
2024-05-12 13:30:00
April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids.
2024-05-12 14:00:00
After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks.
2024-05-12 14:30:00
Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on.
2024-05-12 15:00:00
Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble.
2024-05-12 15:30:00
Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question.
2024-05-12 16:00:00
Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.
2024-05-12 16:30:00
A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) enlists the aid of his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman.
2024-05-12 19:00:00
A veterinarian (Adam Sandler) tries to make a woman (Drew Barrymore) who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him.
2024-05-12 21:00:00
Two divorce mediators (Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn) spend a wild weekend partying with a politician (Christopher Walken) and his eccentric family.
2024-05-12 23:30:00
A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) enlists the aid of his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman.
2024-05-13 02:00:00
A veterinarian (Adam Sandler) tries to make a woman (Drew Barrymore) who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him.
2024-05-13 04:00:00
Two divorce mediators (Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn) spend a wild weekend partying with a politician (Christopher Walken) and his eccentric family.
2024-05-13 06:48:00
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
2024-05-13 07:24:00
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
2024-05-13 08:00:00
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
2024-05-13 08:30:00
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
2024-05-13 09:00:00
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
2024-05-13 09:30:00
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
2024-05-13 10:00:00
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
2024-05-13 10:30:00
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
2024-05-13 11:00:00
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-05-13 11:30:00
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2024-05-13 12:00:00
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-05-13 12:30:00
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Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 13:24:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 13:48:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 14:12:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 14:36:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 15:00:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 15:35:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-05-13 16:10:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 16:45:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 17:15:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 17:50:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 18:25:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 19:00:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
2024-05-13 19:30:00
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2024-05-13 20:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-05-13 20:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-05-13 21:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-05-13 21:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-05-13 22:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-05-13 22:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
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Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
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Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
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The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.
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The crew needs to recover stolen property from the Robot Mafia so they stage a casino heist.
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Bender and the crew are reimagined as wild animals in a nature documentary.
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Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.
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Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.
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Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
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Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
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Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
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George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
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Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
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Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
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Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
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George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
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Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
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Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
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George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
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Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
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Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
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Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
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George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
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Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
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George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
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Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
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Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
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The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
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The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
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Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
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The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
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Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
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Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
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Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
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Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
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To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
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Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.
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Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.
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The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.
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The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
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When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
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The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
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For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
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The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
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Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
2024-05-16 19:00:00
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
2024-05-16 19:30:00
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
2024-05-16 20:00:00
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
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Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
2024-05-16 21:00:00
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
2024-05-16 21:30:00
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
2024-05-16 22:00:00
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
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Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
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Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
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Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
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Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term.
2024-05-17 00:35:00
Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.
2024-05-17 01:10:00
Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament.
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Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share.
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Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go under cover to investigate a workers' comp claim.
2024-05-17 02:55:00
The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.
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The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.
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The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.
2024-05-17 04:30:00
Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia.
2024-05-17 05:00:00
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Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
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The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
2024-05-17 06:30:00
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
2024-05-17 06:57:00
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
2024-05-17 07:25:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-05-17 08:00:00
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
2024-05-17 08:30:00
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
2024-05-17 09:00:00
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
2024-05-17 09:30:00
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
2024-05-17 10:00:00
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.
2024-05-17 10:30:00
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
2024-05-17 11:00:00
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The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature.
2024-05-17 13:30:00
Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition.
2024-05-17 14:00:00
Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time.
2024-05-17 14:30:00
After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark.
2024-05-17 15:00:00
Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter.
2024-05-17 15:35:00
A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2024-05-17 16:10:00
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
2024-05-17 16:45:00
The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.
2024-05-17 17:15:00
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
2024-05-17 17:50:00
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
2024-05-17 18:25:00
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
2024-05-17 19:00:00
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
2024-05-17 19:30:00
The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy.
2024-05-17 20:00:00
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
2024-05-17 20:30:00
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
2024-05-17 21:00:00
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
2024-05-17 21:30:00
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
2024-05-17 22:00:00
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
2024-05-17 22:30:00
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
2024-05-17 23:00:00
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
2024-05-17 23:30:00
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
2024-05-18 00:00:00
Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering.
2024-05-18 00:35:00
The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting.
2024-05-18 01:10:00
Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office.
2024-05-18 01:45:00
Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin.
2024-05-18 02:20:00
When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work.
2024-05-18 02:55:00
Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale.
2024-05-18 03:30:00
Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.
2024-05-18 04:00:00
Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.
2024-05-18 04:30:00
Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.
2024-05-18 05:00:00
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
2024-05-18 05:36:00
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
2024-05-18 06:12:00
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
2024-05-18 06:48:00
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
2024-05-18 07:24:00
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
2024-05-18 08:00:00
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
2024-05-18 08:30:00
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
2024-05-18 09:00:00
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
2024-05-18 09:30:00
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
2024-05-18 10:00:00
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
2024-05-18 10:30:00
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
2024-05-18 11:00:00
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2024-05-18 11:30:00
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