Harvey and Judy decide to get married in Las Vegas; in "Love and the Teddy Bear," Mary and Joe find their son asleep with a girl.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.

Emmett is threatened when a young helper does too good a job.

When a cheerleader is killed her boyfriend becomes the prime suspect.

An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick.

A madwoman becomes enamored with Hammer and threatens to kill Doreau unless Sledge gives in to her advances.

Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie's opportunity to speak at a civic club meeting is taken away.

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

Ozzie accidentally opens an accountant's safe.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Dennis the Menace (Jay North) helps Donna redecorate.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

Mary's wealthy pal visits and makes friends with Jeff.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Mary thinks an awkward boy is the image of her father.

A girl-hating captain dumps Buffy from the stickball team.

Don handles housekeeping chores for the injured Ann.

Lauritz Melchior and Shirley Jones guest star as a father-daughter musical team.

Ann accompanies Don to a jet-set party and is accepted as one of the crowd.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) reluctantly agrees to be a model for a fashion show, then refuses at the last minute.

Ann invites her parents to her Broadway debut.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) becomes ill after eating Polly's (Ronne Troup) cooking, and she believes it would be better if he left her.

When Brenda's "Mr. Right" seems to be taking her for granted, Rhoda drills her on how to land a man.

Lucy robs a bank and fur salon thinking she's on a TV game show.

Rhoda finds herself counseling a married couple despite her limited relationship experience.

Lucy discovers a singing farmhand (Wayne Newton).

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Brenda falls for a young federal agent who is using her apartment to check on the residence across the street.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Lou gets mad and threatens to fire Mary after some unedited copy airs on the news.

Ted realizes his dream to meet Walter Cronkite.

Richie is arrested and charged with being the infamous "kissing bandit" of Milwaukee.

When Ted learns that Mary is attending a night-school class in creative writing, he enrolls in the same course.

The girls' blind dates are bank robbers and plan to rob the bank next to the Pizza Bowl.

The girls agree to let Fonzie (guest star Henry Winkler) throw a party at the Pizza Bowl.

Doc falls for a radio psychologist; a gambler (Thom Bray) risks love; a woman wants to retire her spouse's (Donald O'Connor) orangutan.

Laverne challenges a wisecracking Shotz tour guide to a bowling championship.

A disguised rock star faces rejection; a novelist sees Ace as the hero of her next book; two lovers celebrate their 10th anniversary.

Shirley tries to break up Laverne's wedding plans with Sal leaving for the Navy.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Birdwatcher Jane Hathaway hikes into the woods and finds a man for Elly.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

The Clampetts rehearse for Elly's wedding to backwoodsman Matthew Templeton, unaware that banker Drysdale wants it stopped.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Archie and Edith introduce a rich widow to Barney Hefner after his wife runs away again.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

TV comedy writer Rob Petrie balances a suburban home life with wife Laura and his wise-cracking office colleagues.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

Red Sox pitcher Rick Walker falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice.

A shy man who is about to enter the priesthood makes advances toward Diane.

Mr. Conklin tries squeezing money out of a rich dowager so he can redecorate his office by dressing the school staff like bums.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

Ace plays detective to solve a bizarre murder case; Capt. Steubing's wife (Marion Ross) tries to alter cruise routines.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing experience in an elevator.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

Ralph makes calls to single women for a friend who needs help getting a date, upsetting Alice.

A born loser gets a call from a woman who thinks she has called the Suicide Help line.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

An artist is incensed when his son flunks a sex-education class.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Freddy gets soaked while fixing a leaky pipe for the woman next door.

Harvey and Judy decide to get married in Las Vegas; in "Love and the Teddy Bear," Mary and Joe find their son asleep with a girl.

Dunky tells a girl that Dobie is an alcoholic.

Emmett is threatened when a young helper does too good a job.

When Miss Brooks tries to dispose some of the worthless property next to the school, she unknowingly sells the deed to the land that Madison High is sitting on.

An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick.

Betty Jo has given up baseball to dedicate her life to science, or at least to her handsome new science teacher.

Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years.

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

A girl-hating captain dumps Buffy from the stickball team.

Lauritz Melchior and Shirley Jones guest star as a father-daughter musical team.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) reluctantly agrees to be a model for a fashion show, then refuses at the last minute.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) becomes ill after eating Polly's (Ronne Troup) cooking, and she believes it would be better if he left her.

Lucy robs a bank and fur salon thinking she's on a TV game show.

Lucy discovers a singing farmhand (Wayne Newton).

Lucy discovers a singing farmhand (Wayne Newton).

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

Richie is arrested and charged with being the infamous "kissing bandit" of Milwaukee.

The girls' blind dates are bank robbers and plan to rob the bank next to the Pizza Bowl.

Doc falls for a radio psychologist; a gambler (Thom Bray) risks love; a woman wants to retire her spouse's (Donald O'Connor) orangutan.

A disguised rock star faces rejection; a novelist sees Ace as the hero of her next book; two lovers celebrate their 10th anniversary.

Birdwatcher Jane Hathaway hikes into the woods and finds a man for Elly.

The Clampetts rehearse for Elly's wedding to backwoodsman Matthew Templeton, unaware that banker Drysdale wants it stopped.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Archie and Edith introduce a rich widow to Barney Hefner after his wife runs away again.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

TV comedy writer Rob Petrie balances a suburban home life with wife Laura and his wise-cracking office colleagues.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

Red Sox pitcher Rick Walker falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice.

A shy man who is about to enter the priesthood makes advances toward Diane.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing experience in an elevator.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

Ralph makes calls to single women for a friend who needs help getting a date, upsetting Alice.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Dunky tells a girl that Dobie is an alcoholic.

When Miss Brooks tries to dispose some of the worthless property next to the school, she unknowingly sells the deed to the land that Madison High is sitting on.

Betty Jo has given up baseball to dedicate her life to science, or at least to her handsome new science teacher.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

French asks Bill to intercede for an aspiring-actor friend.

A cute classmate perplexes growing Rusty.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

A friend (Sal Mineo) piques Rob's interest in motorcycles.

Dodie falls for her second-grade teacher.

Harry gives Lucy a $50 per week raise.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

During a heated race for class president, Richie is caught at a massage parlor by his opponent.

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Clampetts to return home.

Granny insists she doesn't need glasses, although she thinks a pet seal is Elly's new boyfriend.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

A psychiatrist says Ralph shouldn't see Norton.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

To win a girl's sympathy, Dobie claims to be dying.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivity.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

French asks Bill to intercede for an aspiring-actor friend.

A cute classmate perplexes growing Rusty.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

A friend (Sal Mineo) piques Rob's interest in motorcycles.

Dodie falls for her second-grade teacher.

Harry gives Lucy a $50 per week raise.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

During a heated race for class president, Richie is caught at a massage parlor by his opponent.

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Clampetts to return home.

Granny insists she doesn't need glasses, although she thinks a pet seal is Elly's new boyfriend.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

A psychiatrist says Ralph shouldn't see Norton.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

To win a girl's sympathy, Dobie claims to be dying.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivity.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

The siblings and French join Bill in Tahiti.

Gina (Annette Funicello) asks Frankie Laine to appear at a school dance.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

An investigation of Steve turns up a surprise.

Robbie (Don Grady) is seen kissing his secretary.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Murray considers having an affair when he becomes attracted to a school principal.

Joanie takes up smoking cigarettes in order to join a cool girls' club.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Shorty Kellems, proprietor of the hotel in Silver Dollar, sells out and moves west to join the Clampetts.

Trying to get Shorty to deposit money in his bank, Mr. Drysdale plies the mountaineer with girls and games.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Edith manages to drag Archie to church on their anniversary while Gloria and Mike try to whip up a party.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

When Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal, he doesn't leave him for a minute.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Finances complicate Dobie's latest romance.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

Kate becomes an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.