Isolated airmen await the arrival of a female entertainer; a freshman's roommate turns out to be a girl.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

Sam faces the wrath of the townspeople when he cancels a "secret" showing of moon rocks.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risqué ballet.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

Ann is offered a high-fashion modeling assignment that means a trip to California.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Uncle Tonoose wants to hear his funeral eulogy before he needs it.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

An ornery pony shows up at the Douglas home. With Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston and Tim Considine.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) test their love by agreeing not see each other for a week.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Mary and Rhoda decide to become more involved socially when they both panic about being 30 and single.

When Potsie becomes the star singer at a top club, he offends the whole gang with his arrogance.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Stubbing's slick brother (Gavin MacLeod) boards; a woman picks a father for her baby; a widow compares a man with her late spouse.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bing Crosby (as himself) visits Fort Baxter.

Ken Berry and Shirley Jones drop in to join in the fun; Carol suffers under the lingering spell of a hypnotist; Shirley takes aim at Carol.Guests: Ken Berry, Shirley Jones..

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risqué ballet.

Ann is offered a high-fashion modeling assignment that means a trip to California.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

French takes a cooking lesson and unwittingly becomes engaged.

Linda decides being a boy would be better.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

A neighbor's plan for a quiet drive in the country goes awry. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Mike thinks a summer job with the forestry service will be a breeze.

Lucy serves as marriage counselor for Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Mary is pressured by a neighbor to baby-sit her daughter while her husband has the chickenpox.

Richie's Uncle Joe takes the gang back to the colorful days of the Roaring '20s.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Gopher objects when his widowed mother dates; four friends pretend to be rich; a reporter arrives to interview a Korean comedian.

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

When Edith sends in a box top to get back 25 cents and the quarters start rolling in, Archie wants to overlook the computer error.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

The hilarious escapades of the Sunshine Cab Co. are relived in scenes from classic episodes.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Max and 99 are discovered as CONTROL agents while investigating a circus.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bilko heads for Monte Carlo with a foolproof gambling system.

Carol's guests are Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales; Soupy and Carol play a pair of shoppers browsing samples of sexy cologne; Barbara joins the gang in a big musical production number.Guests: Soupy Sales, Barbara McNair..

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

David baby-sits a 7-month-old infant.

Ann and a bachelor photographer make headlines that bring Don out to Hollywood from New York.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

A psychologist suggests separating the twins.

Pat panics during his bachelor party.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Tramp becomes the father of six puppies. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Stanley Livingston and Barry Livingston.

New neighbors cause problems for the Douglas family. With Tim Considine, Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Lucy poses as a wealthy widow to get a loan from a bank owned by Ed McMahon.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

To get group rates for a trip, Mary and Rhoda join a club for divorced people.

Ralph is shocked to discover his parents are getting a divorce.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate.

When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world-renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

When Sam's goddaughter (Cady McClain) moves to Boston to attend college, Sam asks Woody to show her around town.

Louie is worried his blind girlfriend will no longer love him if her surgery to restore her sight is successful.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

Doberman becomes Bilko's mayoral candidate.

Guest Tim Conway plays a dentist; understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star; Ethel Merman also guest stars.Guests: Ethel Merman, Tim Conway..

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

Connie's named principal of Mrs. Nestor's school when a student's father buys it.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Ann buys tickets from a scalper for the Baumans.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy's cynical chum tells her that Bill's girlfriend is trying to trap him.

Rusty and Danny's relationship is threatened when they team up to build a doghouse.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

When Mike brings his girlfriend home from college, she takes an interest in Steve.

A friend's well-trained German shepherd makes Chip ashamed of Tramp.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Mary tries to help an ex-football player get a job as a sports announcer.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Elaine's boyfriend, Arnie, takes some extraordinary steps to win her children's affections.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

A TV comic visits Fort Baxter with hopes of getting ideas for a new show.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.Guests: Ronnie Schell, Vikki Carr..

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Miss Brooks encourages the other teachers to pool their vacation money.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

Don handles housekeeping chores for the injured Ann.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Danny feels neglected when the family is busy with the wedding plans.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) high-school sweetheart arrives in town.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Mike and Bub (Tim Considine, William Frawley) are trying to get into exclusive clubs.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Fonzie starts a new career as an auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony's girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.Guests: Imogene Coca, Robert Goulet..

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".