Politics split a couple; hospital havoc.

Singers; spy-catcher.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

The jury reaches a verdict; Corinne and Father Tim come to a decision about their future.

Chester is suicidal; Burt sees Dennis; Mrs. Flotsky is angry.

The real murderer of Peter Campbell is revealed; Chester gets put in the same cell as Dutch.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

Benson and Kraus are taken hostage during a late-night market holdup.

Benson has a strange malady that has all the doctors puzzled.

Benson finds an old letter that infects the staff with gold fever.

Revolutionaries plot to steal an ugly but priceless gold statue during a costume party at the mansion.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Charlie stages a production of "Grease."

Janice claims to have a poltergeist.

The class seeks results of a psychological test.

Dennis represents the school on a talk show.

Angela is in for a surprise when she and the gang go to California.

Tony schemes to thwart Michael's custody attempt.

Tony treats the gang to a Brooklyn Thanksgiving.

Tony's convict father-in-law (James Coco) escapes.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.

Dave tries to convince the staffers they have a shot at winning at a broadcast awards ceremony hosted by Bob Costas.

All have wild daydreams after the office air-conditioning breaks down.

Matthew's neurotic behavior draws James Caan's attention when the actor visits the station to research an upcoming film role.

Jimmy introduces Beth to the world of stock options; Matthew returns from the Orient with awe-inspiring gifts.

Finch convinces Maya to wear a costume to work on Halloween; while dressed as a fairy princess, Maya meets Prince Charming (Mark Dobies) on an elevator.

Maya gets caught up in a tangle of practical jokes when she sets out to prove Finch wrong and demonstrate that women can be pranksters too.

A model reveals her feelings toward Finch; Jack convinces Nina and Elliott to treat him like one of the guys.

Elliott plans to teach Courtney (Megan Gallagher) a lesson for dumping Finch, but events take a different turn.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.

Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.

Samantha buys a chair from an antiques dealer, unaware that it is a transfigured warlock.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.

Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actor Danny DeVito; Calvin Trillin; Rohan Varavadekar.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game."

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie chnages her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidently blackmailing her boss.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three month on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

Aunt Clara produces Benjamin Franklin when Samantha has electrical problems.

Samantha comes to Ben Franklin's defense; Darrin has to post bail for Benjamin Franklin.

Walter fears that his annual Christmas party will be ruined by a women's rights activist.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for president of the United States.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Sara develops a crush on a man who falls for Jackie instead.

Henry looks for another job when a new executive editor takes over at Wainwright Publishing.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.

Ann is offered a profitable career opportunity.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Model Christie Brinkley; comic David Brenner; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Ruben manages a new twin singing act, but the boys break up when they meet Laurie; Shirley takes an art class and the instructor has a crush on her.

Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.

Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Tabitha's yearning for a toy elephant and Aunt Clara's magic make for a hectic day.

Samantha helps young Johnny Mills enter his kart in the soapbox derby.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.

A customer mysteriously vanishes on Halloween.

Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.

Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Actor Mickey Rooney; actor Paul Rodriguez; actress Merie Earle.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.

Rose sells the apartment building to a developer.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Darrin is surprised when Samantha tells him that she has been on the moon.

Darrin is fired when Tabitha wins all the prizes on a TV show.

Mrs. Naugutuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Natalie feels superior when she is allowed to take a course at Langley College.

Jo and Blair bring Mrs. Garrett to an exotic dance club for her birthday.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Ann considers returning to college part time.

Barbara's boyfriend pressures her into consummating their relationship.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Actor Tim Conway; actress Jodie Foster; comic Maureen Murphy.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiance's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul is unenthusiastic about attending an awards dinner after losing his job at the Explorer Channel; Paul considers leaving the ceremony with another woman.

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.

The diva (Nell Carter) for the benefit opera loses her voice.

The tenants try to reach their landlord only to find he's living in a penthouse.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Endora's gift of a unique car sends Darrin's client into a spin.

Aunt Clara thinks she is worthless; Samantha steals a cow, thinking it is Aunt Clara.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls become victims when they befriend a street punk.

The girls attempt to rescue Edna's Edibles from financial disaster.

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Julie announces her engagement to a guy she has known for only a week.

Julie's wedding plans are complicated by the best man.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Actor John Ritter; Jimmy Aleck; actress Robyn Douglass.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.

Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.

When Mr. Kraft is appointed chaperon of the class ski trip, Sabrina casts a spell to give him a teenager's outlook on life.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) transforms her nemesis, Libby (Jenna Leigh Green), into a puzzle and has trouble reversing the spell.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) case of finger flu gets so out of hand that her powers are transferred to Mrs. Quick (Mary Gross).

A wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long) takes Sabrina and Harvey (Melissa Joan Hart, Nate Richert) hostage at the top of a magical beanstalk.

Mork's strange friend Exidor becomes romantically involved with a pretty meter maid.

Thinking the Air Force is a travel club, Mork joins up as Lt. Mork Fromork.

Lowland gorillas in the forests of Gabon.

Cheetah; rhino; dung beetles; Nyala antelope; a Zulu tribe.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Bradford attempts to marry off his former wife to a wealthy business associate.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

George is anxious to be a guest lecturer at a college until he realizes where the school is.

Mother Jefferson and Uncle Bertram join forces to reunite the feuding factions of Tom and Helen's families.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

Archie overhears a customer making snide remarks about Fred the waiter.

Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

Hazel and her friends almost get taken by con artists when they form an investment club.

Hazel sells personal items to pay for a vase Harold broke.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Endora promises to curb her witchcraft for the evening; Samantha arranges a dinner for Darrin's parents and her mother to meet.

Darrin refuses to allow Samantha to act as matron of honour at a cousin's wedding in Egypt; Darrin's job is threatened by an aggressive new assistant.

Comedian Don Rickles; author Ray Bradbury; actress Cheryl Ladd.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Switchboard; spoof of U.S. television.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Singer Tex Cymbal; the seaside.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) hopes her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) will be distracted by their attractive new neighbor (Crystal Bernard).

Nicole (Staci Keanan) is disgusted when her friend Shelby (Amy Hathaway) develops a crush on Michael (Paul Reiser). With Greg Evigan.

A quack doctor tells Michael (Paul Reiser) he has a terminal illness; Joey (Greg Evigan) vows revenge when Nicole (Staci Keanan) is cut from a basketball team.

Michael's (Paul Reiser) visiting Uncle Raymond (Jan Murray) makes promises to Nicole (Staci Keanan) he can't keep. Cameo appearance by Willie Mays.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.

A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.

Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.

Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) first job after graduating from college is an undercover role in a shoe store known for age discrimination.

Angela and Tony clash over the prearranged marriage of Tony's cousin from Italy.

When Samantha joins the drill team, she neglects her job as Angela's Saturday secretary.

Pupil Tony angers advertising teacher Angela.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.

Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.

Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.

Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.

Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.

Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.

Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.

Maya's romance with a puppeteer takes an uncertain turn when she suspects she has inspired a rude new puppet.

Finch meets Mark Hamill (guest starring as himself) at Bartini's and is so annoying that the actor turns the tables.

Nina sets her sights on fashion rival Margo Langhorne (Christine Ebersole) but feels no victory when the battle ends.

Finch tries to ruin the office Christmas with insulting gifts after misunderstanding his present. Narrated by Kelsey Grammer.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Aunt Clara goes on trial because of her failing powers; Samantha saves her from banishment.

Hoping to catch Darrin with another woman, Endora gives him three wishes.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Jo's plan to reunite her parents runs into trouble.

Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.