2026-03-01 09:30:00
Politics split a couple; hospital havoc.
2026-03-01 10:00:00
Singers; spy-catcher.
2026-03-01 10:30:00
Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.
2026-03-01 11:00:00
Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.
2026-03-01 11:30:00
Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.
2026-03-01 12:00:00
Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).
2026-03-01 12:30:00
Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).
2026-03-01 13:00:00
Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.
2026-03-01 13:30:00
Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.
2026-03-01 14:00:00
A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.
2026-03-01 14:30:00
Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.
2026-03-01 15:00:00
The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.
2026-03-01 15:30:00
The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.
2026-03-01 16:00:00
A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.
2026-03-01 16:30:00
Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.
2026-03-01 17:00:00
The jury reaches a verdict; Corinne and Father Tim come to a decision about their future.
2026-03-01 17:30:00
Chester is suicidal; Burt sees Dennis; Mrs. Flotsky is angry.
2026-03-01 18:00:00
The real murderer of Peter Campbell is revealed; Chester gets put in the same cell as Dutch.
2026-03-01 18:30:00
This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.
2026-03-01 19:00:00
Benson and Kraus are taken hostage during a late-night market holdup.
2026-03-01 19:30:00
Benson has a strange malady that has all the doctors puzzled.
2026-03-01 20:00:00
Benson finds an old letter that infects the staff with gold fever.
2026-03-01 20:30:00
Revolutionaries plot to steal an ugly but priceless gold statue during a costume party at the mansion.
2026-03-01 21:00:00
Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.
2026-03-01 21:30:00
The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.
2026-03-01 22:00:00
Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.
2026-03-01 22:30:00
Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.
2026-03-01 23:00:00
Charlie stages a production of "Grease."
2026-03-01 23:30:00
Janice claims to have a poltergeist.
2026-03-02 00:00:00
The class seeks results of a psychological test.
2026-03-02 00:30:00
Dennis represents the school on a talk show.
2026-03-02 01:00:00
Angela is in for a surprise when she and the gang go to California.
2026-03-02 01:30:00
Tony schemes to thwart Michael's custody attempt.
2026-03-02 02:00:00
Tony treats the gang to a Brooklyn Thanksgiving.
2026-03-02 02:30:00
Tony's convict father-in-law (James Coco) escapes.
2026-03-02 03:00:00
The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.
2026-03-02 03:30:00
Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.
2026-03-02 04:00:00
Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.
2026-03-02 04:30:00
Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.
2026-03-02 05:00:00
Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.
2026-03-02 05:30:00
Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.
2026-03-02 06:00:00
When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.
2026-03-02 06:30:00
Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.
2026-03-02 07:00:00
Dave tries to convince the staffers they have a shot at winning at a broadcast awards ceremony hosted by Bob Costas.
2026-03-02 07:30:00
All have wild daydreams after the office air-conditioning breaks down.
2026-03-02 08:00:00
Matthew's neurotic behavior draws James Caan's attention when the actor visits the station to research an upcoming film role.
2026-03-02 08:30:00
Jimmy introduces Beth to the world of stock options; Matthew returns from the Orient with awe-inspiring gifts.
2026-03-02 09:00:00
Finch convinces Maya to wear a costume to work on Halloween; while dressed as a fairy princess, Maya meets Prince Charming (Mark Dobies) on an elevator.
2026-03-02 09:30:00
Maya gets caught up in a tangle of practical jokes when she sets out to prove Finch wrong and demonstrate that women can be pranksters too.
2026-03-02 10:00:00
A model reveals her feelings toward Finch; Jack convinces Nina and Elliott to treat him like one of the guys.
2026-03-02 10:30:00
Elliott plans to teach Courtney (Megan Gallagher) a lesson for dumping Finch, but events take a different turn.
2026-03-02 11:00:00
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
2026-03-02 11:30:00
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
2026-03-02 12:00:00
Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.
2026-03-02 12:30:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.
2026-03-02 13:00:00
After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.
2026-03-02 13:30:00
Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.
2026-03-02 14:00:00
The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.
2026-03-02 14:30:00
Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.
2026-03-02 15:00:00
Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.
2026-03-02 15:30:00
The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.
2026-03-02 16:00:00
Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.
2026-03-02 16:30:00
A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.
2026-03-02 17:00:00
Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.
2026-03-02 17:30:00
Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.
2026-03-02 18:00:00
Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.
2026-03-02 18:30:00
Samantha buys a chair from an antiques dealer, unaware that it is a transfigured warlock.
2026-03-02 19:00:00
The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.
2026-03-02 19:30:00
Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.
2026-03-02 20:00:00
Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.
2026-03-02 20:30:00
Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.
2026-03-02 21:00:00
Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.
2026-03-02 21:30:00
The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.
2026-03-02 22:00:00
Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.
2026-03-02 22:30:00
Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.
2026-03-02 23:00:00
Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.
2026-03-02 23:30:00
Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).
2026-03-03 00:00:00
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
2026-03-03 00:30:00
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
2026-03-03 01:00:00
The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.
2026-03-03 01:30:00
Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.
2026-03-03 02:00:00
An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.
2026-03-03 02:30:00
Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.
2026-03-03 03:00:00
Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.
2026-03-03 03:30:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.
2026-03-03 04:00:00
After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.
2026-03-03 04:30:00
Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.
2026-03-03 05:00:00
Actor Danny DeVito; Calvin Trillin; Rohan Varavadekar.
2026-03-03 06:00:00
Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.
2026-03-03 06:30:00
When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.
2026-03-03 07:00:00
Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game."
2026-03-03 07:30:00
Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.
2026-03-03 08:00:00
When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie chnages her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.
2026-03-03 08:30:00
Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidently blackmailing her boss.
2026-03-03 09:00:00
An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.
2026-03-03 09:30:00
The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.
2026-03-03 10:00:00
Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.
2026-03-03 10:30:00
Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).
2026-03-03 11:00:00
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
2026-03-03 11:30:00
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
2026-03-03 12:00:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.
2026-03-03 12:30:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.
2026-03-03 13:00:00
When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.
2026-03-03 13:30:00
Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.
2026-03-03 14:00:00
Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.
2026-03-03 14:30:00
A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.
2026-03-03 15:00:00
A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.
2026-03-03 15:30:00
Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.
2026-03-03 16:00:00
Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.
2026-03-03 16:30:00
Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.
2026-03-03 17:00:00
Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.
2026-03-03 17:30:00
Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three month on the moon with a beautiful doctor.
2026-03-03 18:00:00
Aunt Clara produces Benjamin Franklin when Samantha has electrical problems.
2026-03-03 18:30:00
Samantha comes to Ben Franklin's defense; Darrin has to post bail for Benjamin Franklin.
2026-03-03 19:00:00
Walter fears that his annual Christmas party will be ruined by a women's rights activist.
2026-03-03 19:30:00
Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for president of the United States.
2026-03-03 20:00:00
Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.
2026-03-03 20:30:00
Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.
2026-03-03 21:00:00
While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.
2026-03-03 21:30:00
Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.
2026-03-03 22:00:00
Sara develops a crush on a man who falls for Jackie instead.
2026-03-03 22:30:00
Henry looks for another job when a new executive editor takes over at Wainwright Publishing.
2026-03-03 23:00:00
When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.
2026-03-03 23:30:00
Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.
2026-03-04 00:00:00
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
2026-03-04 00:30:00
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
2026-03-04 01:00:00
Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.
2026-03-04 01:30:00
A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.
2026-03-04 02:00:00
Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.
2026-03-04 02:30:00
Ann is offered a profitable career opportunity.
2026-03-04 03:00:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.
2026-03-04 03:30:00
George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.
2026-03-04 04:00:00
When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.
2026-03-04 04:30:00
Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.
2026-03-04 05:00:00
Model Christie Brinkley; comic David Brenner; The Mighty Carson Art Players.
2026-03-04 06:00:00
A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.
2026-03-04 06:30:00
John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.
2026-03-04 07:00:00
Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.
2026-03-04 07:30:00
Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).
2026-03-04 08:00:00
Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.
2026-03-04 08:30:00
Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.
2026-03-04 09:00:00
Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.
2026-03-04 09:30:00
Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.
2026-03-04 10:00:00
Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.
2026-03-04 10:30:00
Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.
2026-03-04 11:00:00
Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.
2026-03-04 11:30:00
Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.
2026-03-04 12:00:00
Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.
2026-03-04 12:30:00
Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.
2026-03-04 13:00:00
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.
2026-03-04 13:30:00
Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.
2026-03-04 14:00:00
A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.
2026-03-04 14:30:00
Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.
2026-03-04 15:00:00
An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.
2026-03-04 15:30:00
Ruben manages a new twin singing act, but the boys break up when they meet Laurie; Shirley takes an art class and the instructor has a crush on her.
2026-03-04 16:00:00
Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.
2026-03-04 16:30:00
Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.
2026-03-04 17:00:00
Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.
2026-03-04 17:30:00
Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.
2026-03-04 18:00:00
Tabitha's yearning for a toy elephant and Aunt Clara's magic make for a hectic day.
2026-03-04 18:30:00
Samantha helps young Johnny Mills enter his kart in the soapbox derby.
2026-03-04 19:00:00
Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.
2026-03-04 19:30:00
Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.
2026-03-04 20:00:00
Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.
2026-03-04 20:30:00
Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.
2026-03-04 21:00:00
Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.
2026-03-04 21:30:00
A customer mysteriously vanishes on Halloween.
2026-03-04 22:00:00
Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.
2026-03-04 22:30:00
Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.
2026-03-04 23:00:00
Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.
2026-03-04 23:30:00
Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.
2026-03-05 00:00:00
Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.
2026-03-05 00:30:00
Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.
2026-03-05 01:00:00
A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.
2026-03-05 01:30:00
Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.
2026-03-05 02:00:00
Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.
2026-03-05 02:30:00
Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.
2026-03-05 03:00:00
Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.
2026-03-05 03:30:00
Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.
2026-03-05 04:00:00
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.
2026-03-05 04:30:00
Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.
2026-03-05 05:00:00
Actor Mickey Rooney; actor Paul Rodriguez; actress Merie Earle.
2026-03-05 06:00:00
Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.
2026-03-05 06:30:00
Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.
2026-03-05 07:00:00
Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.
2026-03-05 07:30:00
Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.
2026-03-05 08:00:00
Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.
2026-03-05 08:30:00
Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.
2026-03-05 09:00:00
Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.
2026-03-05 09:30:00
When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).
2026-03-05 10:00:00
Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.
2026-03-05 10:30:00
Rose sells the apartment building to a developer.
2026-03-05 11:00:00
Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.
2026-03-05 11:30:00
An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.
2026-03-05 12:00:00
Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.
2026-03-05 12:30:00
The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.
2026-03-05 13:00:00
Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.
2026-03-05 13:30:00
Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.
2026-03-05 14:00:00
A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.
2026-03-05 14:30:00
Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.
2026-03-05 15:00:00
Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.
2026-03-05 15:30:00
Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.
2026-03-05 16:00:00
After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.
2026-03-05 16:30:00
Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.
2026-03-05 17:00:00
Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.
2026-03-05 17:30:00
Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.
2026-03-05 18:00:00
Darrin is surprised when Samantha tells him that she has been on the moon.
2026-03-05 18:30:00
Darrin is fired when Tabitha wins all the prizes on a TV show.
2026-03-05 19:00:00
Mrs. Naugutuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.
2026-03-05 19:30:00
Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.
2026-03-05 20:00:00
After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.
2026-03-05 20:30:00
Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.
2026-03-05 21:00:00
Natalie feels superior when she is allowed to take a course at Langley College.
2026-03-05 21:30:00
Jo and Blair bring Mrs. Garrett to an exotic dance club for her birthday.
2026-03-05 22:00:00
Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.
2026-03-05 22:30:00
Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.
2026-03-05 23:00:00
Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.
2026-03-05 23:30:00
Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.
2026-03-06 00:00:00
Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.
2026-03-06 00:30:00
An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.
2026-03-06 01:00:00
A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.
2026-03-06 01:30:00
Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.
2026-03-06 02:00:00
Ann considers returning to college part time.
2026-03-06 02:30:00
Barbara's boyfriend pressures her into consummating their relationship.
2026-03-06 03:00:00
Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.
2026-03-06 03:30:00
The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.
2026-03-06 04:00:00
Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.
2026-03-06 04:30:00
Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.
2026-03-06 05:00:00
Actor Tim Conway; actress Jodie Foster; comic Maureen Murphy.
2026-03-06 06:00:00
Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.
2026-03-06 06:30:00
John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.
2026-03-06 07:00:00
After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiance's New York penthouse.
2026-03-06 07:30:00
Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.
2026-03-06 08:00:00
Paul is unenthusiastic about attending an awards dinner after losing his job at the Explorer Channel; Paul considers leaving the ceremony with another woman.
2026-03-06 08:30:00
Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.
2026-03-06 09:00:00
An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.
2026-03-06 09:30:00
The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.
2026-03-06 10:00:00
The diva (Nell Carter) for the benefit opera loses her voice.
2026-03-06 10:30:00
The tenants try to reach their landlord only to find he's living in a penthouse.
2026-03-06 11:00:00
Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.
2026-03-06 11:30:00
Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.
2026-03-06 12:00:00
George offers aid in moving the Help Center.
2026-03-06 12:30:00
George has a nightmare about his future.
2026-03-06 13:00:00
Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.
2026-03-06 13:30:00
Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.
2026-03-06 14:00:00
A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.
2026-03-06 14:30:00
Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.
2026-03-06 15:00:00
Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.
2026-03-06 15:30:00
Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.
2026-03-06 16:00:00
Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.
2026-03-06 16:30:00
Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.
2026-03-06 17:00:00
Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.
2026-03-06 17:30:00
Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.
2026-03-06 18:00:00
Endora's gift of a unique car sends Darrin's client into a spin.
2026-03-06 18:30:00
Aunt Clara thinks she is worthless; Samantha steals a cow, thinking it is Aunt Clara.
2026-03-06 19:00:00
Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.
2026-03-06 19:30:00
Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.
2026-03-06 20:00:00
Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.
2026-03-06 20:30:00
Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.
2026-03-06 21:00:00
Mrs. Garrett and the girls become victims when they befriend a street punk.
2026-03-06 21:30:00
The girls attempt to rescue Edna's Edibles from financial disaster.
2026-03-06 22:00:00
When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.
2026-03-06 22:30:00
Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.
2026-03-06 23:00:00
Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.
2026-03-06 23:30:00
Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.
2026-03-07 00:00:00
Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.
2026-03-07 00:30:00
Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.
2026-03-07 01:00:00
A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.
2026-03-07 01:30:00
Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.
2026-03-07 02:00:00
Julie announces her engagement to a guy she has known for only a week.
2026-03-07 02:30:00
Julie's wedding plans are complicated by the best man.
2026-03-07 03:00:00
George offers aid in moving the Help Center.
2026-03-07 03:30:00
George has a nightmare about his future.
2026-03-07 04:00:00
Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.
2026-03-07 04:30:00
Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.
2026-03-07 05:00:00
Actor John Ritter; Jimmy Aleck; actress Robyn Douglass.
2026-03-07 06:00:00
Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.
2026-03-07 06:30:00
Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.
2026-03-07 07:00:00
Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.
2026-03-07 07:30:00
After saying he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.
2026-03-07 08:00:00
Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.
2026-03-07 08:30:00
Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.
2026-03-07 09:00:00
Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.
2026-03-07 09:30:00
Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.
2026-03-07 10:00:00
The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.
2026-03-07 10:30:00
Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.
2026-03-07 11:00:00
When Mr. Kraft is appointed chaperon of the class ski trip, Sabrina casts a spell to give him a teenager's outlook on life.
2026-03-07 11:30:00
Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) transforms her nemesis, Libby (Jenna Leigh Green), into a puzzle and has trouble reversing the spell.
2026-03-07 12:00:00
Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) case of finger flu gets so out of hand that her powers are transferred to Mrs. Quick (Mary Gross).
2026-03-07 12:30:00
A wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long) takes Sabrina and Harvey (Melissa Joan Hart, Nate Richert) hostage at the top of a magical beanstalk.
2026-03-07 13:00:00
Mork's strange friend Exidor becomes romantically involved with a pretty meter maid.
2026-03-07 13:30:00
Thinking the Air Force is a travel club, Mork joins up as Lt. Mork Fromork.
2026-03-07 14:00:00
Lowland gorillas in the forests of Gabon.
2026-03-07 14:30:00
Cheetah; rhino; dung beetles; Nyala antelope; a Zulu tribe.
2026-03-07 15:00:00
Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.
2026-03-07 15:30:00
A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.
2026-03-07 16:00:00
When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.
2026-03-07 16:30:00
Bradford attempts to marry off his former wife to a wealthy business associate.
2026-03-07 17:00:00
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
2026-03-07 17:30:00
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
2026-03-07 18:00:00
Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.
2026-03-07 18:30:00
Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.
2026-03-07 19:00:00
The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.
2026-03-07 19:30:00
Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.
2026-03-07 20:00:00
George is anxious to be a guest lecturer at a college until he realizes where the school is.
2026-03-07 20:30:00
Mother Jefferson and Uncle Bertram join forces to reunite the feuding factions of Tom and Helen's families.
2026-03-07 21:00:00
When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
2026-03-07 21:30:00
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
2026-03-07 22:00:00
David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.
2026-03-07 22:30:00
After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.
2026-03-07 23:00:00
Archie overhears a customer making snide remarks about Fred the waiter.
2026-03-07 23:30:00
Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.
2026-03-08 00:00:00
Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.
2026-03-08 00:30:00
Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.
2026-03-08 01:00:00
The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.
2026-03-08 01:30:00
Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.
2026-03-08 02:00:00
Hazel and her friends almost get taken by con artists when they form an investment club.
2026-03-08 02:30:00
Hazel sells personal items to pay for a vase Harold broke.
2026-03-08 03:00:00
Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.
2026-03-08 03:30:00
Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.
2026-03-08 04:00:00
Endora promises to curb her witchcraft for the evening; Samantha arranges a dinner for Darrin's parents and her mother to meet.
2026-03-08 04:30:00
Darrin refuses to allow Samantha to act as matron of honour at a cousin's wedding in Egypt; Darrin's job is threatened by an aggressive new assistant.
2026-03-08 05:00:00
Comedian Don Rickles; author Ray Bradbury; actress Cheryl Ladd.
2026-03-08 06:30:00
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
2026-03-08 07:00:00
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
2026-03-08 07:30:00
When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.
2026-03-08 08:00:00
Switchboard; spoof of U.S. television.
2026-03-08 08:30:00
Scout rally; European Song Contest.
2026-03-08 09:00:00
Irish singing group; barber.
2026-03-08 09:30:00
Singer Tex Cymbal; the seaside.
2026-03-08 10:00:00
Nicole (Staci Keanan) hopes her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) will be distracted by their attractive new neighbor (Crystal Bernard).
2026-03-08 10:30:00
Nicole (Staci Keanan) is disgusted when her friend Shelby (Amy Hathaway) develops a crush on Michael (Paul Reiser). With Greg Evigan.
2026-03-08 11:00:00
A quack doctor tells Michael (Paul Reiser) he has a terminal illness; Joey (Greg Evigan) vows revenge when Nicole (Staci Keanan) is cut from a basketball team.
2026-03-08 11:30:00
Michael's (Paul Reiser) visiting Uncle Raymond (Jan Murray) makes promises to Nicole (Staci Keanan) he can't keep. Cameo appearance by Willie Mays.
2026-03-08 12:00:00
Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.
2026-03-08 12:30:00
Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.
2026-03-08 13:00:00
A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.
2026-03-08 13:30:00
Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.
2026-03-08 14:00:00
A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.
2026-03-08 14:30:00
Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.
2026-03-08 15:00:00
The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.
2026-03-08 15:30:00
Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.
2026-03-08 16:00:00
The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.
2026-03-08 16:30:00
Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.
2026-03-08 17:00:00
Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.
2026-03-08 17:30:00
Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.
2026-03-08 18:00:00
A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.
2026-03-08 18:30:00
Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.
2026-03-08 19:00:00
Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.
2026-03-08 19:30:00
Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.
2026-03-08 20:00:00
Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.
2026-03-08 20:30:00
Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.
2026-03-08 21:00:00
The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.
2026-03-08 21:30:00
Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.
2026-03-08 22:00:00
When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.
2026-03-08 22:30:00
Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.
2026-03-08 23:00:00
Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.
2026-03-08 23:30:00
Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.
2026-03-09 00:00:00
Mona's (Katherine Helmond) first job after graduating from college is an undercover role in a shoe store known for age discrimination.
2026-03-09 00:30:00
Angela and Tony clash over the prearranged marriage of Tony's cousin from Italy.
2026-03-09 01:00:00
When Samantha joins the drill team, she neglects her job as Angela's Saturday secretary.
2026-03-09 01:30:00
Pupil Tony angers advertising teacher Angela.
2026-03-09 02:00:00
Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.
2026-03-09 02:30:00
While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.
2026-03-09 03:00:00
Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.
2026-03-09 03:30:00
Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.
2026-03-09 04:00:00
Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.
2026-03-09 04:30:00
Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.
2026-03-09 05:00:00
Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.
2026-03-09 05:30:00
Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.
2026-03-09 06:00:00
Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.
2026-03-09 06:30:00
Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.
2026-03-09 07:00:00
Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.
2026-03-09 07:30:00
Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.
2026-03-09 08:00:00
Maya's romance with a puppeteer takes an uncertain turn when she suspects she has inspired a rude new puppet.
2026-03-09 08:30:00
Finch meets Mark Hamill (guest starring as himself) at Bartini's and is so annoying that the actor turns the tables.
2026-03-09 09:00:00
Nina sets her sights on fashion rival Margo Langhorne (Christine Ebersole) but feels no victory when the battle ends.
2026-03-09 09:30:00
Finch tries to ruin the office Christmas with insulting gifts after misunderstanding his present. Narrated by Kelsey Grammer.
2026-03-09 10:00:00
Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.
2026-03-09 10:30:00
Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.
2026-03-09 11:00:00
A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.
2026-03-09 11:30:00
Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.
2026-03-09 12:00:00
Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.
2026-03-09 12:30:00
Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.
2026-03-09 13:00:00
An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.
2026-03-09 13:30:00
Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.
2026-03-09 14:00:00
Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.
2026-03-09 14:30:00
The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.
2026-03-09 15:00:00
A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.
2026-03-09 15:30:00
Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.
2026-03-09 16:00:00
Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.
2026-03-09 16:30:00
Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.
2026-03-09 17:00:00
Aunt Clara goes on trial because of her failing powers; Samantha saves her from banishment.
2026-03-09 17:30:00
Hoping to catch Darrin with another woman, Endora gives him three wishes.
2026-03-09 18:00:00
Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.
2026-03-09 18:30:00
Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.
2026-03-09 19:00:00
Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.
2026-03-09 19:30:00
Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.
2026-03-09 20:00:00
Jo's plan to reunite her parents runs into trouble.
2026-03-09 20:30:00
Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.
2026-03-09 21:00:00
Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.
2026-03-09 21:30:00
Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.
2026-03-09 22:00:00
Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.
2026-03-09 22:30:00
Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).
2026-03-09 23:00:00
Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.
2026-03-09 23:30:00
Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.