Mrs. Davis gets in trouble for unwittingly selling phony tickets to the Policeman's Ball around school, including to Mr. Coklin who wants to win a charity award.

Billie Jo enters the family dog into a pet food company's contest.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Rusty is unwilling to confront a school bully.

An ailing singer (James Darren) stays with the Stones.

Everyone in the Douglas family leaves for some romantic place -- leaving Ernie and Uncle Charley at home.

The Douglases cancel a camping trip to play host to unexpected Chinese friends from Bryant Park. With Fred MacMurray and William Demarest.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Fonzie gets a dog to protect himself from girls who come to his house uninvited.

Shirley's dates her dream man but finds out that he is dating her because she looks like his ex.

An old man (David Wayne) meets a seemingly ageless peer; a boy wants Isaac for a father; mishaps befall honeymooners in their cabin.

A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion.

Sonny pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts' hopes of a marriage for Elly.

Granny announces she is going back home on doctor business to "fetch" a baby into the world.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Mike and Gloria fight over Mike constantly making decisions without consulting Gloria. To make matters worse, the babysitter for Joey backs out and Mike makes the decision without consulting Gloria to have the wedding in the Stivics' home.

Mike and Gloria are looking forward to having a night on the town for the first time since Joey has been born. However, Archie is distressed when he learns that they have hired a teenager leading Archie to take over babysitting.

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Woody (Woody Harrelson) is more than a little concerned when his girlfriend's mother (Melendy Britt) makes passes at him.

When Lilith's book on `good girls and bad boys' is publicized on a women's talk show, Frasier feels the need to prove that he can be dangerous; Cliff's medication backfires.

A rich couple may thwart Tony's adoption plans.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme guest star; including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildaire"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.Guests: Eydie Gormé, Paul Sand..

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

Miss Brooks helps Mr. Boynton hide a jockey and his horse from gangsters who are owed money; when Billy Bunker shows up at school, the pair try to pass him off as a student by making Mr. Conklin think that he's losing his memory.

Uncle Joe wants to scheme British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it is a hunting lodge.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

Danny produces an amateur benefit-performance.

Mary thinks her parents are headed for divorce.

The first time Katie and Robbie (Tina Cole, Don Grady) entertain at home, they imperil the marriage of two close friends.

When two Mrs. Douglases visit Steve (Fred MacMurray) at his new job, his gossipy employees suspect he's a bigamist.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Phyllis thinks her husband may be having an affair with Sue Ann Nivens.

Ralph deserts his dream of becoming a comic when he discovers he can make bigger money as a bookie.

Versions of a night in a motel room vary widely when Lenny and Squiggy leave the room a mess.

A woman captain pursues Gopher; a older couple sees a friend with a younger woman; a former police officer investigates Vicki's friend.

Capt. Stubing does not approve of a trio of club representatives; a divorcing couple take one last cruise together; a matchmaker errs.

A starving but flamboyant vaudeville magician sees Jethro's and Jed's gullibility as a way to get rich quickly.

Granny fears her family plans to send her to an old-folks home when they suggest she'd be happier in a country cottage.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

Mike may miss an opportunity for a promotion because of his race.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

Rebecca's plans for a romantic day with Robin are ruined when Robin enters into a game of one-upmanship with Sam at the bar.

Carla's low estimation of Eddie's estate leads her to agree to a 50-50 split with his other widow (Anne De Salvo).

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

Dobie competes with a junior tycoon for a girl.

Connie backs into Mr. Conklin's car, pushing it down a hill and into a fruit stand, and then scrambles to come up with money to cover the repairs; Conklin decides to trade his wreck in for another vehicle at the garage.

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal Nobuko, comes for a visit to the United States and stays at the Shady Rest.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

Danny must accept Rusty's neatness award.

The Stones learn the truth of a former athlete's job.

A misunderstanding almost ruins the friendship between young Ernie (Barry Livingston) and his closest pal.

Ernie and his friend cease to enjoy their "cops and robbers" games when the real cops start searching for them.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

After demolishing his car in a race, Fonzie decides that he wants to be baptized.

Lenny and Squiggy imagine being in silent films of the black and white era.

A young woman falls in love with her father's friend; a woman helps her husband find a lover; a VIP's niece asks too much of Gopher.

A carnival director (Howard Keel) has a difficult reunion; a comedy duo pursues the same girl; a palm reader must reveal the truth.

Country music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts.

Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an astronaut for the even more precarious one of folk singer.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Archie is not pleased when he is told by his doctor that he must lose 25 pounds. Edith tries to help keep him on a healthy diet, but Archie turns to Kelsey for unhealthy food.

Gloria's 24-hour-a-day job as a new mother doesn't leave much time for Mike.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

Cheers once again lags behind in the annual St. Patrick's Day practical joke contest.

Woody decides to elope after misconstruing Sam's advice; Norm pulls designated driver duty.

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

The Chief tries to impress a magazine reporter in hopes of giving CONTROL a better image.

When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Featuring Carol and Sis, hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street.".

Dobie tries to cure Maynard's anti-work bias.

To keep an honor student from being taken away from his family that lives on an empty lot, Miss Brooks makes Conklin think he lives across the street; Connie's friends throw her a surprise party.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Homer's psychiatrist suggests that he learn to love the Cannonball.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Terry develops an infatuation for Dean Martin.

Profiling alligators.

Neighborhood women come to Donna for parenting advice.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

The Douglases dote on Katie (Tina Cole) when they learn she's pregnant, but ignore Robbie (Don Grady).

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Controversy erupts in the Douglas household over the selection of a doctor for Katie during her pregnancy.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Richie and Fonzie resort to drastic measures to escape when they are caught in the girls dorm after curfew.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

A Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Girl-crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a cool bachelor pad in order to be a hit.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Carla consults a psychic (Georgia Brown) concerning her late husband's attempts to contact her from beyond.

Rebecca asks Sam to spy on Colcord to see if he has other girlfriends; Woody sings the new-roommate blues.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

A woman questions Alex's courage; he becomes a daredevil and has an exciting ski-trip; he decides to live life to the fullest from then on and signs up for skydiving for the first time.

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

CONTROL and KAOS join forces in the search for a mad scientist threatening to destroy both East and West.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today."Guests: Tim Conway, Edward Villella, Lucette Aldous..

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

No one claims a purse Maynard found.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Profiling alligators.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.