His relationship with her daughter causes John to dread breaking up with Gail; also guest stars Juliet Sorcey.

Lovemaster Kirk falls in the heat of battle with new group member Mary Beth; with Judd Hirsch.

Kirk invites John to go skiing, then is devastated when John hits it off with a female skier; with Jane Carr.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Harry Morton's disappearance sends Gracie, George and Blanche into a mysterious maze.

Gracie consults a psychiatrist to help Blanche understand her dream.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim and Margaret are tired of always chaperoning the neighborhood parties.

Bud's short-wave radio picks up a distress call from a ship at sea.

Dennis wants Mr. Wilson to perform as a magician at his birthday party; Mr. Wilson is reluctant to do so, until he learns that actress Spring Byington will also be guest at the party.

Mr. Wilson is eager for Dennis to go to summer camp; when Henry is unexpectedly unable to take Dennis and several of Dennis's friends to visit the camp, Mr. Wilson is happy to step in and takes them there himself.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Darrin wants a little magic to help his creativity; Sam concocts a fake potion for Darrin.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Blair is stunned when her law school study partner falls for Beverly Ann.

Blair learns a lesson about motherhood when she agrees to baby-sit her little sister.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

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Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Actor Chevy Chase; critics Siskel & Ebert.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Oswald gets paid for the breast implant experiment and decides to share his wealth -- which includes a new car for Drew.

Kate's (Christa Miller) maternal side emerges when she house-sits and baby-sits for Drew's neighbor. With Drew Carey.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Darrin wants a little magic to help his creativity; Sam concocts a fake potion for Darrin.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Gracie helps boost George's confidence when her former boyfriend, a basketball coach, visits.

Gracie has a brainstorm and decides that George should enroll at U.C.L.A.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's crew stages an old-fashioned hoedown to cheer up Willy.

Bud learns what it is like to be suckered when he's taken in twice by the same man.

Betty falls in love with an Army pilot stationed at the local base.

Mr. Wilson has his car trunk open to use the car jack to change a flat tire; while no one is looking Miss Cathcart's cat jumps in and then Dennis closes the trunk.

Dennis buys his mother a going-away gift.

Hazel brings new meaning to a man's life when she inspires confidence in him.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Bob Hope; Kevin Meaney; Liv Ullmann; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Everyone wants a part when word gets out that a movie studio is making a film about George and Gracie.

No one believes Gracie when she explains the dent in her car's fender.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jack suggests that Andy Williams work harder to promote his singing career, so Andy dons a tuxedo and joins Jack at the opening of a meat market. With Madge Blake and Lee Meriwether.

McHale looks for a way to straighten out the 10-year-old son of an admiral.

Binghamton has Parker assigned as his aide when he discovers that the ensign is related to Vice Admiral Parker.

Bud's plans to go to Hillsborough go astray, but he doggedly persists.

The Anderson household is turned upside down when Cornel Wilde comes to talk with Jim.

Dennis wants to buy his father a fishing rod.

Dennis sets a good example for Mrs. Wilson.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.

Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Actor Jack Lemmon; actor Walter Matthau.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

George has to explain his sudden black eye.

Gracie thinks George and his former vaudeville partner are rekindling an old romance.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Bud's purchase of a used car causes dissension in the Anderson household.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Dennis cares for an incubator full of eggs.

Mr. Wilson decides to teach his dog Fremont a few commands; Dennis asks if he can help train Fremont and Mr. Wilson allows him to do all the training; after the dog is trained, Fremont only responds to Dennis and not to Mr. Wilson.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Gracie thinks that Mr. Vanderlip is having an affair with a young lady.

A mislaid package causes Gracie to think that George bought her a gift for an occasion she can't remember.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

Parker (Tim Conway) blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

Bud's heroic deed was really an accident.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Dennis feeds crows in the backyard, causing noise while Mr. Wilson is on the phone trying to argue for keeping an old tree from being chopped down; one of the crows grabs a hundred dollar bill from Mr. Wilson's and flies off to the old tree.

Mr. Wilson's attempts to build a backyard barbecue are stymied by his teenage helper's playing loud music and by a search for Dennis's wandering pet turtle.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

A scar received in a car accident mars Blair's personality as well as her face.

Jo and Blair both receive interesting, if unexpected, proposals from their boyfriends.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Bruce Dern; David Letterman; Judith Blegen.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Margaret secretly takes fly-casting lessons in hopes of winning a contest.

Betty is ashamed to learn that her plot to ensnare a local boy has been discovered.

Gracie becomes convinced that Harry has only one week to live.

Gracie concocts a scheme when a fortune teller assures her it is a good day for George to do business.

Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.

Jack Jones joins Jack in a sketch about the teaching profession.

Jack goes to South Africa to meet a southern black rhino that has lost its vision but found a forever home at Founder's Lodge.

Jaguars prey on nesting sea turtles on remote beaches in Costa Rica.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley (John Forsythe) dates Kelly's (Noreen Corcoran) Girl Scout troop leader (guest star Diana Brewster), but her fiance complicates matters.

Kelly's unwillingness to keep her room clean leads Bentley to seek help from an attractive child psychologist.

Tim muddles with history when his trip back in time botches the sale of Manhattan Island in 1626.

Martin is afflicted with a disorder that causes his dreams to come true.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Rick involves the entire Stratton family in his film project.

Rick must stand in for a singer in a rock band, but takes a hit.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Benson is a hero after he thwarts the efforts of a masked gunman at a mall.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

Archie's kitchen help Raul and Jose witness a mugging outside the bar but risk deportation if they go to the police.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Actor Ann-Margret; comedian Joan Rivers; actor Lou Holtz.

Posters come to life; the Lover.

Benny doubts his wife's fidelity; a new version of Bizet's opera "Carmen.".

Cupid; Club Bizarre.

Dutch and Eunice elope; Corinne has a shock; Elaine is taken.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Carol leaves Jodie at the altar; Mary tells Burt she knows about his affair.

Danny and Burt bungle an attempt to pay Elaine's ransom; Jessica decides to fire Detective Donahue.

Benson is a hero after he thwarts the efforts of a masked gunman at a mall.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Jim tries desperately to finish his work before he has to leave on a trip.

After Bud sees a successful man, he decides to quit school and go to work.

Gracie makes plans for the marriage of her banker's daughter.

In an attempt to clean up city hall, Gracie decides to run for political office.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

John's (Judd Hirsch) eccentric neighbor (Sylvia Sidney) helps him celebrate Christmas. With Jere Burns.

McHale and his crew run into a Japanese ambush while playing Santa Claus to a group of native children.

Edward and Ricky celebrate their first Christmas together and discover the true meaning of the holiday.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

Dennis' parents are sure they have a good hiding place for his presents.

The Christmas holiday is threatened when Jim's sister spends the holidays with the Andersons.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas eve when their bus breaks down.

Rick and Edward help out when Freddy's family is left homeless on Christmas Eve.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.

Kate allows Rick to go to Florida with his friends over Christmas break.

Jim is disappointed by his family's attitude toward Christmas and decides to do something about it.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

It's Christmas, and Benson finds a way to help an assistant cook keep her foster children.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Dennis thinks the horse he wanted for Christmas was sent to another house.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Mistaken identity puts George in jail for Christmas.

Billie moves out when she gets fed up with Archie's overprotectiveness.

Gary's brother becomes Archie's new lawyer.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

The group is on edge over the club's newest member, a paroled convict; with Judd Hirsch and Susan Walters.

The group reminisces about a restaurant that is soon to be closed.

An amorous ex-student (Michele Pawk) offers John (Judd Hirsch) a job in the publishing industry. Also stars Harry Groener.

John has second thoughts about ending the affair with his new boss when she offers him more fringe benefits.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

A night out with the Mortons turns into a frantic search for a movie none of them has already seen.

George gives Gracie a lead on buying a new toaster at discount, and she in turn develops a unique plan to pay for it.

The Kingston Trio's song "Tijuana Jail" is presented as a comedy sketch.

Jack and the Smothers Brothers play wartime performers.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) uses a testimonial dinner ordered by the captain (Joe Flynn) as a cover for a crap game. With Tim Conway.

The crew and geisha Binghamton (Joe Flynn) pose as a traveling kabuki company to steal gasoline. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Kathy is nervous when she learns that she is to compete in the county spelling contest.

Bud wants his donation to be known.

Dennis decides to enter a soapbox derby, after being taunted by a neighbor boy and his father; Mr. Wilson and Henry Mitchell help build the race car; a last second change is made and the winner of the derby is a surprise to everyone.

Dennis takes pictures of Mr. Wilson's night-blooming flowers.

Harold and Jeff's friendship is endangered after Jeff is put in a special class for advanced students.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Darrin has a hairy escape when Serena zaps him for disobedience.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

Tootie is afraid she may lose Jeff when a gift from his grandmother ends up in the blender.

A co-worker of Jo's suffers career burnout and threatens to commit suicide.

Henry's wife has been extra nice to him making him think she is having an affair, so to get back at her he claims he is having an affair with Alice.

Belle finds herself out on the doorstep until Alice's "Sam Butler" saves the day.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

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Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

George tries to make points with a local banker while Allan tries to make points with the banker's daughter.

George's favorite cousin Dusty pays a visit and brings with him some serious news.

A turn of fate transforms George and Louise's "routine" into the good old days.

Harry wants to get rid of his lady house-guest.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Actor Jack Paar.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to lay off his brother (John Carroll Lynch), who then moves in with him to try to save money.

Drew's parents look forward to their anniversary, until the death of a friend reveals some family secrets.

Darrin has a hairy escape when Serena zaps him for disobedience.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

Henry's wife has been extra nice to him making him think she is having an affair, so to get back at her he claims he is having an affair with Alice.

Belle finds herself out on the doorstep until Alice's "Sam Butler" saves the day.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Gracie arranges a residence exchange between the Mortons and friends who are visiting from New York.

Gracie innocently sets off a chain of rumors about George's gambling success.

Jack hires Ben Blue to do a trick in which he is a shooting target in a laundry bag.

Jack and Barbara join Jimmy Stewart and his wife for their anniversary celebration.

Girl-shy Parker (Tim Conway) is assigned to train five beautiful nurses in judo and self-defense. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) becomes "Jolly Wally" to impress a war correspondent (guest star Peter Leeds).

The Andersons agree to let Betty baby-sit for a neighborhood child.

A friend of Jim's comes to his house on a business matter, and it proves to be embarrassing.

Dennis helps with gardening; Mr. Wilson thinks he has miracle plant-food.

Dennis and Tommy decide to print a newspaper.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Samantha comes up with an idea to win the Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew account.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Blair puts up her grandmother's trust fund to save Eastland School from bankruptcy.

Blair becomes headmistress of Eastland School.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Louise has a strange reaction to a visit from her long-lost sister.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiance is a fraud.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

Actor Mel Brooks; actor Teri Garr; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Drew gets involved with Sharon, but it's not really what he anticipated; Mr. Wick finds a new favorite employee.

Sharon's practical joke short-circuits Drew's trip to a retail convention.

Samantha comes up with an idea to win the Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew account.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Maude's Christmas celebration turns out quite differently than she expected.

Archie's long-lost brother comes to town to spend Christmas with his daughter Billie.

Gracie tries to make it possible for an elderly couple to have a second honeymoon.

Mistaken identity puts George in jail for Christmas.

Gracie and Blanche wonder what their husbands are getting them for Christmas.

McHale and his crew run into a Japanese ambush while playing Santa Claus to a group of native children.

Jim is disappointed by his family's attitude toward Christmas and decides to do something about it.

The Christmas holiday is threatened when Jim's sister spends the holidays with the Andersons.

Dennis' parents are sure they have a good hiding place for his presents.

Dennis thinks the horse he wanted for Christmas was sent to another house.

Mr. Wilson thinks the Mitchell's Christmas tree is too small.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tabitha uses witchcraft and learns a lesson in sisterhood at Christmas.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Blair is unexpectedly called in as a birthing coach when her mother delivers her baby on Christmas Day.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

The Spirit of Christmas visits Alex in a dream, as ghosts resembling Jennifer and Mallory reveal the past and the future.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.