Connie backs into Mr. Conklin's car, pushing it down a hill and into a fruit stand, and then scrambles to come up with money to cover the repairs; Conklin decides to trade his wreck in for another vehicle at the garage.

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal Nobuko, comes for a visit to the United States and stays at the Shady Rest.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

Danny must accept Rusty's neatness award.

The Stones learn the truth of a former athlete's job.

A misunderstanding almost ruins the friendship between young Ernie (Barry Livingston) and his closest pal.

Ernie and his friend cease to enjoy their "cops and robbers" games when the real cops start searching for them.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

After demolishing his car in a race, Fonzie decides that he wants to be baptized.

Lenny and Squiggy imagine being in silent films of the black and white era.

A young woman falls in love with her father's friend; a woman helps her husband find a lover; a VIP's niece asks too much of Gopher.

A carnival director (Howard Keel) has a difficult reunion; a comedy duo pursues the same girl; a palm reader must reveal the truth.

Country music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts.

Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an astronaut for the even more precarious one of folk singer.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Archie is not pleased when he is told by his doctor that he must lose 25 pounds. Edith tries to help keep him on a healthy diet, but Archie turns to Kelsey for unhealthy food.

Gloria's 24-hour-a-day job as a new mother doesn't leave much time for Mike.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

Cheers once again lags behind in the annual St. Patrick's Day practical joke contest.

Woody decides to elope after misconstruing Sam's advice; Norm pulls designated driver duty.

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

The Chief tries to impress a magazine reporter in hopes of giving CONTROL a better image.

When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life."

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Featuring Carol and Sis, hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street."

Dobie tries to cure Maynard's anti-work bias.

To keep an honor student from being taken away from his family that lives on an empty lot, Miss Brooks makes Conklin think he lives across the street; Connie's friends throw her a surprise party.

Homer's psychiatrist suggests that he learn to love the Cannonball.

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave.

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

Terry develops an infatuation for Dean Martin.

Neighborhood women come to Donna for parenting advice.

The Douglases dote on Katie (Tina Cole) when they learn she's pregnant, but ignore Robbie (Don Grady).

Controversy erupts in the Douglas household over the selection of a doctor for Katie during her pregnancy.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Lucy gets trapped in Richard Widmark's house after trying to steal a grapefruit from a tree in his backyard.

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Richie and Fonzie resort to drastic measures to escape when they are caught in the girls dorm after curfew.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

A Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect.

Girl-crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a cool bachelor pad in order to be a hit.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Carla consults a psychic (Georgia Brown) concerning her late husband's attempts to contact her from beyond.

Rebecca asks Sam to spy on Colcord to see if he has other girlfriends; Woody sings the new-roommate blues.

A woman questions Alex's courage; he becomes a daredevil and has an exciting ski-trip; he decides to live life to the fullest from then on and signs up for skydiving for the first time.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

CONTROL and KAOS join forces in the search for a mad scientist threatening to destroy both East and West.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today."

No one claims a purse Maynard found.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Profiling alligators.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

A congresswoman with whom Mary worked on a news show accepts Mary's very casual invitation to dinner.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Mike and Carol are having difficulty adjusting their two families to living in one house.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Everyone is puzzled when Danny acquires a more mild personality.

Donna learns a retiring doctor wants to keep working.

Uncle Charley (William Demarest) prepares himself as a baby nurse by hiring himself out as a baby sitter.

Expectant Katie (Tina Cole) is distressed by her hugeness until she learns she is to have more than one baby.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show."

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Marion orders Fonzie to go to the hospital for a much-needed tonsillectomy.

After breaking into their boss's office, the girls discover interesting information.

A disguised woman (Markie Post) tries to elude a detective; Julie dates a dolt; a secretary blackmails a married author (Tom Poston).

A wealthy widow holds a gambling cruise for charity; a bride wagers her wedding money; a woman drops a valuable coin in a slot machine.

Jethro falls for a waitress who gives him the brushoff until she learns he's a friend of Dash Riprock's.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

This season's most memorable moments.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Norm campaigns to save his favorite eatery, the Hungry Heifer, which is slated to close.

Shop steward Elaine settles the strike by agreeing to Louie's deal.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

After renewing an acquaintance with the beautiful and free-spirited Courtney Simpson, Jerry decides to give up his dental practice: he wants to follow his dreams of romance and adventure by following Courtney to Tahiti.

CONTROL makes a deal with Kinsey Krispin to find his wife in exchange for a list of enemy agents.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Principal Conklin is unhappy when Walter Denton takes a romantic interest in his daughter.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Danny helps an impressive country singer land an engagement at an exclusive supper club. Guest: Judy Canova.

The family hires a housekeeper for fund-raiser Donna.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

The triplets come home from the hospital, but Robbie finds he is unprepared for the attention they are getting.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph move into a dilapidated, one-bedroom apartment.

The girls discover that they are the dessert to a fancy dinner date.

Show business veterans (Carol Channing, Betty White) eye a publisher; a man meets his ex-wife's fiance; wife abuse concerns Stubing.

Vicki's friend (Danielle Brisebois) has a problem; a man hides his wife from a womanizing boss; a woman bestows kisses upon the crew.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

Mr. Conklin tells Miss Brooks to help students after school.

The Army visits Shady Rest to conduct maneuvers, but soldiers are distracted by Kate's daughters.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Buffy deliberately gets poor grades to attract a boy she likes.

Danny helps a principal overcome prejudices.

Donna and Alex realize their children will leave soon.

Robbie decides to quit school in order to work full time, but Steve and a school counselor discourage him.

All the other Douglases come home early when a baby sitter and Ernie take care of the triplets for the first time.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

Lucy fills in for Ricky in a rodeo show when Ricky mixes up his engagements.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Jody is jealous of attention paid to his Bolivian pen pal.

Terry gets a role in a Shakespearean play at school. Guest: Hans Conried.

Mary's upset when her dream date takes someone else to a dance.

On the rebound after his girlfriend, Sally, suddenly marries another, Uncle Charley acquires many new lady friends.

When Katie is gone for the day, the family hires three cleaning ladies to restore the house to normal.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Ricky decides it is time for Little Ricky to start nursery school.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.