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2024-04-24 08:00:00
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
2024-04-24 08:30:00
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
2024-04-24 09:00:00
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
2024-04-24 09:30:00
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
2024-04-24 10:00:00
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
2024-04-24 10:30:00
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
2024-04-24 11:00:00
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2024-04-24 13:00:00
Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee.
2024-04-24 13:24:00
Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2024-04-24 13:48:00
Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth.
2024-04-24 14:12:00
Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2024-04-24 14:36:00
Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2024-04-24 15:00:00
When Fry returns to college, he is assisted by a highly intelligent monkey, while Bender unites the robot nerds.
2024-04-24 15:35:00
Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century.
2024-04-24 16:10:00
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
2024-04-24 16:45:00
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
2024-04-24 17:15:00
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
2024-04-24 17:50:00
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
2024-04-24 18:25:00
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
2024-04-24 19:00:00
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
2024-04-24 19:30:00
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
2024-04-24 20:00:00
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
2024-04-24 20:30:00
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
2024-04-24 21:00:00
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
2024-04-24 21:30:00
Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
2024-04-24 22:00:00
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
2024-04-24 22:30:00
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
2024-04-24 23:00:00
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
2024-04-24 23:30:00
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
2024-04-25 00:00:00
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
2024-04-25 00:30:00
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
2024-04-25 01:00:00
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
2024-04-25 01:30:00
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
2024-04-25 02:00:00
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
2024-04-25 02:30:00
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
2024-04-25 03:00:00
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
2024-04-25 03:30:00
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
2024-04-25 04:00:00
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
2024-04-25 04:30:00
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
2024-04-25 05:00:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-04-25 05:35:00
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
2024-04-25 06:02:00
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
2024-04-25 06:30:00
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
2024-04-25 06:57:00
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
2024-04-25 07:25:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-04-25 08:00:00
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
2024-04-25 08:30:00
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
2024-04-25 09:00:00
A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.
2024-04-25 09:30:00
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
2024-04-25 10:00:00
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
2024-04-25 10:30:00
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
2024-04-25 11:00:00
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2024-04-25 12:00:00
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2024-04-25 12:30:00
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2024-04-25 13:00:00
Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
2024-04-25 13:24:00
Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.
2024-04-25 13:48:00
After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.
2024-04-25 14:12:00
A couple of clones campaign for the presidency, and Bender sells his body to Richard Nixon, who joins the race.
2024-04-25 14:36:00
Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.
2024-04-25 15:00:00
When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.
2024-04-25 15:30:00
When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
2024-04-25 16:00:00
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
2024-04-25 16:30:00
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
2024-04-25 17:00:00
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
2024-04-25 17:30:00
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
2024-04-25 18:00:00
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
2024-04-25 18:30:00
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
2024-04-25 19:00:00
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
2024-04-25 19:30:00
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
2024-04-25 20:00:00
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
2024-04-25 20:30:00
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
2024-04-25 21:00:00
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
2024-04-25 21:30:00
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
2024-04-25 22:00:00
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
2024-04-25 22:30:00
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
2024-04-25 23:00:00
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
2024-04-25 23:30:00
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
2024-04-26 00:00:00
Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.
2024-04-26 00:35:00
Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.
2024-04-26 01:10:00
Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.
2024-04-26 01:45:00
Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.
2024-04-26 02:20:00
Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.
2024-04-26 02:55:00
Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.
2024-04-26 03:30:00
Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.
2024-04-26 04:00:00
When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo (Kathy Bates) tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.
2024-04-26 04:30:00
Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.
2024-04-26 05:00:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-04-26 05:35:00
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
2024-04-26 06:02:00
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
2024-04-26 06:30:00
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
2024-04-26 06:57:00
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
2024-04-26 07:25:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
2024-04-26 08:00:00
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
2024-04-26 08:30:00
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
2024-04-26 09:00:00
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
2024-04-26 09:30:00
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
2024-04-26 10:00:00
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
2024-04-26 10:30:00
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
2024-04-26 11:00:00
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2024-04-26 11:30:00
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2024-04-26 13:00:00
The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.
2024-04-26 13:30:00
Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
2024-04-26 14:00:00
Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2024-04-26 14:30:00
When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.
2024-04-26 15:00:00
Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
2024-04-26 15:35:00
When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.
2024-04-26 16:10:00
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
2024-04-26 16:45:00
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
2024-04-26 17:15:00
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
2024-04-26 17:50:00
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
2024-04-26 18:25:00
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
2024-04-26 19:00:00
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
2024-04-26 19:30:00
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
2024-04-26 20:00:00
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.
2024-04-26 20:30:00
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
2024-04-26 21:00:00
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
2024-04-26 21:30:00
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
2024-04-26 22:00:00
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
2024-04-26 22:30:00
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
2024-04-26 23:00:00
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
2024-04-26 23:30:00
When Jerry and Kramer observe an operation, they accidentally drop a candy into the surgical cavity.
2024-04-27 00:00:00
Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.
2024-04-27 00:35:00
Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent baby sitter.
2024-04-27 01:10:00
Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.
2024-04-27 01:45:00
Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate (Timothy Olyphant) steals a client; Andy starts a band.
2024-04-27 02:20:00
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
2024-04-27 02:55:00
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
2024-04-27 03:30:00
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
2024-04-27 04:00:00
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
2024-04-27 04:30:00
Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.
2024-04-27 05:00:00
Two deskbound detectives (Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg) get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York's biggest crime.
2024-04-27 07:30:00
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
2024-04-27 08:00:00
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
2024-04-27 08:30:00
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
2024-04-27 09:00:00
The boys' friendship undergoes a test when they become suspects in a criminal investigation.
2024-04-27 09:30:00
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
2024-04-27 10:00:00
Cartman is forced to deal with the pressures of stardom.
2024-04-27 10:30:00
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
2024-04-27 11:00:00
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2024-04-27 11:30:00
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2024-04-27 12:00:00
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-04-27 12:30:00
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2024-04-27 12:30:00
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2024-04-27 13:00:00
Leslie and the Parks Department organize a memorial for a dearly departed friend; Tom makes a big decision; Chris reacts poorly to a health issue.
2024-04-27 13:30:00
Leslie must chose between Ben and her dream of running for office; Ann dispenses medical advice; Ron gets ready for the return of Tammy One.
2024-04-27 14:00:00
Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble.
2024-04-27 14:36:00
Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.
2024-04-27 15:12:00
Leslie decides to revamp the Animal Control Department; Ann tries to get Ron medical attention; Ben, Tom and Andy seek out donors for their charity foundation.
2024-04-27 15:48:00
Leslie commemorates her first year as a city councilor; April receives life-changing news; Tom considers a business opportunity.
2024-04-27 16:24:00
Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.
2024-04-27 17:00:00
Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.
2024-04-27 17:30:00
Leslie throws a goodbye party for Ann and Chris and tries to fulfill a promise; the guys search for a going-away gift for Chris.
2024-04-27 18:00:00
Leslie runs afoul of local shock jocks when she creates a new town slogan; Andy discovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting for bands to play the Unity Concert; Tom, Donna and April look for a restaurant locale.
2024-04-27 18:30:00
While the flu ravages Pawnee, Andy and Leslie must book performers for the concert; Tom looks for a sommelier for his restaurant; Ben turns to Ron for help with a personal problem.
2024-04-27 19:00:00
Ben, Leslie and Chris go to San Francisco for a National Parks conference; Tom opens his restaurant; Leslie is faced with a decision.
2024-04-27 19:30:00
Ron has another encounter with Tammy 2 (Megan Mullally); Leslie makes a big decision about the future.
2024-04-27 20:00:00
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
2024-04-27 20:30:00
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
2024-04-27 21:00:00
Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
2024-04-27 21:30:00
Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.
2024-04-27 22:00:00
Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly (Amy Ryan) search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.
2024-04-27 22:30:00
Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.
2024-04-27 23:00:00
After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie.
2024-04-27 23:30:00
Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer.
2024-04-28 00:00:00
Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale.
2024-04-28 00:30:00
Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers (Will Ferrell).
2024-04-28 01:00:00
After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding.
2024-04-28 03:00:00
Hoping to avoid the mayhem that marked his friend's Las Vegas bachelor party, Stu (Ed Helms) opts for what he thinks will be a safe prewedding brunch in Thailand.
2024-04-28 05:00:00
Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Doug (Justin Bartha) take Alan (Zach Galifianakis) on a road trip to help him through a personal crisis. Meanwhile, Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) breaks out of prison and prepares to wreak havoc.
2024-04-28 07:30:00
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
2024-04-28 08:00:00
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
2024-04-28 08:30:00
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
2024-04-28 09:00:00
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
2024-04-28 09:30:00
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
2024-04-28 10:00:00
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
2024-04-28 10:30:00
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
2024-04-28 11:00:00
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2024-04-28 11:30:00
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2024-04-28 12:00:00
Leslie has to get involved when Ron's first wife re-enters his life and starts controlling him; Ben helps Tom with his new company; Ann makes a public service announcement with Chris.
2024-04-28 12:30:00
Leslie promotes her new book; Ann tries to bond with Ron and April.
2024-04-28 13:00:00
In retaliation to Ron's "guys-only" wilderness group, Leslie takes the women on an adventure weekend; Ben is forced into joining Donna and Tom for a day of relaxation; Chris spends time with Jerry.
2024-04-28 13:30:00
April and Andy throw a Halloween party, to Ben's dismay; Tom promotes his company while emceeing a campaign event for Leslie; Ron and Ann give Andy and April an unusual gift.
2024-04-28 14:00:00
Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.
2024-04-28 14:30:00
Leslie deals with a Wamapoke tribal leader who is threatening to put a curse on the Harvest Festival; April is upset with Andy; Ann gets some romantic advice.
2024-04-28 15:00:00
Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on "Pawnee Today.".
2024-04-28 15:30:00
April tries to keep Donna and Joe's wedding running smoothly; Ron creates awkwardness between Tom and Lucy; Jen Barkley arrives at Ben and Leslie's home with an opportunity.
2024-04-28 16:00:00
For the final episode of Andy's TV show, Leslie hijacks part of the production, bringing Andy's pals in to honor his efforts.
2024-04-28 16:30:00
Leslie helps Tom prepare for a big evening; April and Ben conduct interviews; Donna and Andy assist Ron with a life change.
2024-04-28 17:00:00
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
2024-04-28 19:00:00
Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort.
2024-04-28 21:30:00
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
2024-04-28 23:30:00
Michael teaches Deangelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe.
2024-04-29 00:00:00
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
2024-04-29 00:30:00
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
2024-04-29 01:00:00
When Deangelo plays favorites, his management style is exposed.
2024-04-29 01:30:00
Dwight uses his position as acting manager to employ harsh policies in the office; Gabe tries to get Erin back.
2024-04-29 02:00:00
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
2024-04-29 02:30:00
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
2024-04-29 03:00:00
The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO.
2024-04-29 03:30:00
Robert challenges the office to double their sales; Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.
2024-04-29 04:00:00
After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers.
2024-04-29 04:30:00
When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self conscious.
2024-04-29 05:00:00
Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.
2024-04-29 05:36:00
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
2024-04-29 06:12:00
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
2024-04-29 06:48:00
Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
2024-04-29 07:24:00
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
2024-04-29 08:00:00
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
2024-04-29 08:30:00
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
2024-04-29 09:00:00
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
2024-04-29 09:30:00
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
2024-04-29 10:00:00
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
2024-04-29 10:30:00
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
2024-04-29 11:00:00
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2024-04-29 11:30:00
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2024-04-29 13:00:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 13:24:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
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Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 14:12:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 14:36:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 15:00:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 15:35:00
Accidentally frozen in cryogenic stasis, pizza delivery boy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future and begins a new life at spacefaring delivery service alongside the one-eyed Capt. Leela and obnoxious robot Bender.
2024-04-29 16:10:00
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
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2024-04-29 20:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 20:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 21:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 21:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 22:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 22:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 23:00:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-29 23:30:00
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
2024-04-30 00:00:00
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
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Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
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Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
2024-04-30 02:00:00
When Michael's best friend, sales representative Todd Packer (David Koechner), pays him a visit, Michael starts behaving even more inappropriately.
2024-04-30 02:30:00
Michael has a panic attack while trying to close the deal on his condo; with Michael and Dwight out of the office, Jim and Pam organize an employee competition.
2024-04-30 03:00:00
A fire in the kitchen causes the employees to evacuate to the parking lot where they learn more about one another than they wanted.
2024-04-30 03:30:00
Michael must fire someone, which puts a damper on the Halloween festivities.
2024-04-30 04:00:00
After Dwight karate-punches Michael, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo.
2024-04-30 04:30:00
Michael surprises his boss when he and Jan try to attract a new client (Tim Meadows).
2024-04-30 05:00:00
Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.
2024-04-30 05:30:00
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all of the employees.
2024-04-30 06:00:00
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
2024-04-30 06:30:00
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
2024-04-30 07:00:00
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
2024-04-30 07:30:00
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
2024-04-30 08:00:00
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.
2024-04-30 08:30:00
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
2024-04-30 09:00:00
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
2024-04-30 09:30:00
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
2024-04-30 10:00:00
The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.
2024-04-30 10:30:00
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
2024-04-30 11:00:00
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The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.
2024-04-30 13:24:00
The guys are sentenced to death on Planet Amazonia by a race of giant women. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Bea Arthur.
2024-04-30 13:48:00
Bender meets a charming fembot in the Bending Factory when Farnsworth sends him there for rehabilitation.
2024-04-30 14:12:00
Fry is strangely immune when flying brains invade Earth and reduce other humans to imbecility. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.
2024-04-30 14:36:00
Dr. Zoidberg makes a movie with his uncle, a faded hologram star, and ends up at the 3001 Academy Awards ceremony.
2024-04-30 15:00:00
Bender accidentally dumps hazardous material on penguins while he pilots the ship past Pluto. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.
2024-04-30 15:30:00
Fry searches the ruins of New York for a seven-leaf clover he remembers from his past. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Lauren Tom and David Herman.
2024-04-30 16:00:00
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
2024-04-30 16:30:00
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
2024-04-30 17:00:00
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
2024-04-30 17:30:00
The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy "World of Warcraft.".
2024-04-30 18:00:00
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
2024-04-30 18:30:00
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
2024-04-30 19:00:00
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
2024-04-30 19:30:00
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
2024-04-30 20:00:00
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
2024-04-30 20:30:00
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
2024-04-30 21:00:00
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
2024-04-30 21:30:00
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
2024-04-30 22:00:00
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
2024-04-30 22:30:00
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
2024-04-30 23:00:00
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
2024-04-30 23:30:00
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
2024-05-01 00:00:00
Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.
2024-05-01 00:35:00
A former boss helps Andy go under cover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.
2024-05-01 01:10:00
Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.
2024-05-01 01:45:00
A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.
2024-05-01 02:20:00
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
2024-05-01 02:55:00
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
2024-05-01 03:30:00
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
2024-05-01 04:00:00
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
2024-05-01 04:30:00
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
2024-05-01 05:00:00
When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.
2024-05-01 05:30:00
Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.".
2024-05-01 06:00:00
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
2024-05-01 06:30:00
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
2024-05-01 07:00:00
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
2024-05-01 07:30:00
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
2024-05-01 08:00:00
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
2024-05-01 08:30:00
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
2024-05-01 09:00:00
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
2024-05-01 09:30:00
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
2024-05-01 10:00:00
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
2024-05-01 10:30:00
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
2024-05-01 11:00:00
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2024-05-01 11:30:00
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2024-05-01 13:00:00
Leela is reunited with an orphan-turned-plastic surgeon who offers her the appearance of two eyes. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.
2024-05-01 13:24:00
Fry is fed a diet of motor oil at an insane asylum for robots until he comes to believe that he is a robot.
2024-05-01 13:48:00
After Bender has a debilitating accident, rock star Beck comes to his aid with a benefit concert. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voice: Beck.
2024-05-01 14:12:00
The professor creates a team of mutants to challenge the fearsome Harlem Globetrotters. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.
2024-05-01 14:36:00
Fry falls for a replica of actress Lucy Liu, who is being held against her will by an Internet company.
2024-05-01 15:00:00
The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.
2024-05-01 15:35:00
Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.
2024-05-01 16:10:00
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
2024-05-01 16:45:00
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
2024-05-01 17:15:00
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
2024-05-01 17:50:00
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
2024-05-01 18:25:00
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
2024-05-01 19:00:00
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
2024-05-01 19:30:00
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
2024-05-01 20:00:00
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
2024-05-01 20:30:00
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
2024-05-01 21:00:00
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
2024-05-01 21:30:00
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
2024-05-01 22:00:00
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
2024-05-01 22:30:00
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
2024-05-01 23:00:00
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
2024-05-01 23:30:00
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
2024-05-02 00:00:00
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
2024-05-02 00:30:00
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.".
2024-05-02 01:00:00
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
2024-05-02 01:30:00
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
2024-05-02 02:00:00
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
2024-05-02 02:30:00
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
2024-05-02 03:00:00
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
2024-05-02 03:30:00
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
2024-05-02 04:00:00
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
2024-05-02 04:30:00
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
2024-05-02 05:00:00
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
2024-05-02 05:30:00
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
2024-05-02 06:00:00
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
2024-05-02 06:30:00
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
2024-05-02 07:00:00
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
2024-05-02 07:30:00
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
2024-05-02 08:00:00
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
2024-05-02 08:30:00
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
2024-05-02 09:00:00
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
2024-05-02 09:30:00
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
2024-05-02 10:00:00
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
2024-05-02 10:30:00
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
2024-05-02 11:00:00
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Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
2024-05-02 12:30:00
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2024-05-02 13:00:00
In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.
2024-05-02 13:24:00
Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.
2024-05-02 13:48:00
Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.
2024-05-02 14:12:00
Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.
2024-05-02 14:36:00
After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.
2024-05-02 15:00:00
Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.
2024-05-02 15:30:00
A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.
2024-05-02 16:00:00
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
2024-05-02 16:30:00
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
2024-05-02 17:00:00
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
2024-05-02 17:30:00
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
2024-05-02 18:00:00
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
2024-05-02 18:30:00
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
2024-05-02 19:00:00
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
2024-05-02 19:30:00
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
2024-05-02 20:00:00
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
2024-05-02 20:30:00
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
2024-05-02 21:00:00
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
2024-05-02 21:30:00
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
2024-05-02 22:00:00
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
2024-05-02 22:30:00
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
2024-05-02 23:00:00
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
2024-05-02 23:30:00
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
2024-05-03 00:00:00
Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.
2024-05-03 00:35:00
Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.
2024-05-03 01:10:00
Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.
2024-05-03 01:45:00
David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.
2024-05-03 02:20:00
Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.
2024-05-03 02:55:00
The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.
2024-05-03 03:30:00
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
2024-05-03 04:00:00
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
2024-05-03 04:30:00
Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.
2024-05-03 05:00:00
The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.
2024-05-03 05:30:00
The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.
2024-05-03 06:00:00
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
2024-05-03 06:30:00
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
2024-05-03 07:00:00
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
2024-05-03 07:30:00
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
2024-05-03 08:00:00
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
2024-05-03 08:30:00
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
2024-05-03 09:00:00
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
2024-05-03 09:30:00
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
2024-05-03 10:00:00
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
2024-05-03 10:30:00
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
2024-05-03 11:00:00
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2024-05-03 11:30:00
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2024-05-03 12:00:00
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2024-05-03 12:30:00
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2024-05-03 13:00:00
The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.
2024-05-03 13:30:00
Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.
2024-05-03 14:00:00
Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.
2024-05-03 14:30:00
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.
2024-05-03 15:00:00
Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.
2024-05-03 15:35:00
Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.
2024-05-03 16:10:00
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
2024-05-03 16:45:00
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
2024-05-03 17:15:00
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
2024-05-03 17:50:00
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
2024-05-03 18:25:00
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
2024-05-03 19:00:00
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
2024-05-03 19:30:00
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
2024-05-03 20:00:00
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
2024-05-03 20:30:00
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
2024-05-03 21:00:00
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
2024-05-03 21:30:00
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
2024-05-03 22:00:00
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
2024-05-03 22:30:00
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
2024-05-03 23:00:00
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
2024-05-03 23:30:00
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
2024-05-04 00:00:00
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
2024-05-04 00:35:00
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
2024-05-04 01:10:00
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
2024-05-04 01:45:00
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.