Haley and Andy deal with their emotions in different ways; finding a preschool for Joe is more difficult than Jay and Gloria anticipated; when money gets tight, Cam wants Mitch to return to his former job.

Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch and Cam.

Phil has second thoughts after he helps Haley talk Claire into letting Dylan move in; Mitch accepts a job working for Jay's biggest rival; Cameron and Gloria cannot agree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.

The Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behavior with a very generous compensation.

From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game; one Loser is punished by confronting cellphone users.

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to. Later, they're back at Tompkins Square bagels trying to hunt down a customer that left a scathing review. Then, the losing joker is in for a punishment that really sucks.

The Jokers are back playing lawyers, trying to convince unsuspecting focus group participants to sign off on ridiculous terms and conditions before they go in. Then they put their family businesses to the test by asking strangers if their radio ad is good to stay on the air. Later, one joker will be getting revenge in an elaborate punishment that the other two are really going to feel.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

Tag joins for Thanksgiving dinner; Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag when he opens his mouth during dinner; Phoebe reveals that she has been secretly keeping a dog in her room for a few days while its owner is away.

Rachel finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (Eddie Cahill), who is also her assistant at work.

Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

Man-child Billy Madison has been a spoiled rich kid all his life, and spends his days drinking and partying. When his father, hotel magnate Brian, becomes fed up with his son's irresponsible ways, he issues an ultimatum. Since Billy passed all his schooling thanks to his father's influence and bribes, he must retake and pass every grade in 24 weeks. Otherwise, the business will be turned over to Brian's conniving associate, Eric.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister and Variety's Ramin Setoodeh report live from the red carpet of the 98th Annual Academy Awards, bringing audiences a front-row seat to the world's most famous stars on Hollywood's biggest night.

Thirty-two-year-old Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler) has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. But when his girlfriend dumps him for an older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Sonny adopts 5-year-old Julian (Dylan Sprouse), (Cole Sprouse) to impress her. She's not impressed ... and he can't return the kid. Uh-oh for Sonny!

Leonard and Amy make an unexpected trip to Arizona to fetch Sheldon; Penny interviews for a job at Bernadette's company; Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz disturbs Howard.

Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) are workers who would like nothing better than to grind their oppressive employers into the dirt. Quitting their jobs is not an option, so -- fueled by alcohol and dubious advice from a criminal (Jamie Foxx) -- the men devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to permanently rid themselves of their terrible bosses. The problem is, any plan is only as clever as the brains behind it.

Wolowitz feels nervous when he is asked to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game; Penny and Leonard want to prove Sheldon wrong after he says he and Amy are the better couple.

Raj's honesty comes back to haunt him when his new girlfriend is unfriendly to Penny; the guys think about becoming part owners in Stuart's store.

During their weekend in Las Vegas, Bernadette and Amy accuse Penny of being a buzz kill; the guys try to invent the next big thing.

Tired of always answering to others, Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) go into business for themselves. After demonstrating the prototype for an invention called the Shower Buddy, the guys attract the attention of Rex Hanson and his father, Bert. Bert invests in the trio's product, then cancels the order and steals their idea. Now heavily in debt and with no legal recourse, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap Rex and use the ransom money to pay off their loans.

The guys try to help when Penny is faced with an awkward dilemma at work; Bernadette and Amy discuss sexuality and female scientists.

Sheldon feels pressured to participate in romantic traditions when the gang re-creates a high-school prom on the roof.

Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) are workers who would like nothing better than to grind their oppressive employers into the dirt. Quitting their jobs is not an option, so -- fueled by alcohol and dubious advice from a criminal (Jamie Foxx) -- the men devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to permanently rid themselves of their terrible bosses. The problem is, any plan is only as clever as the brains behind it.

Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) are workers who would like nothing better than to grind their oppressive employers into the dirt. Quitting their jobs is not an option, so -- fueled by alcohol and dubious advice from a criminal (Jamie Foxx) -- the men devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to permanently rid themselves of their terrible bosses. The problem is, any plan is only as clever as the brains behind it.

One month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for a no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down. This time, the game coincides with the wedding of the only undefeated player. What should be an easy target soon becomes an all-out war as he knows they're coming to get him.

One month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for a no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down. This time, the game coincides with the wedding of the only undefeated player. What should be an easy target soon becomes an all-out war as he knows they're coming to get him.

Aspiring club promoters and best buddies Damon and Kevin are barely keeping things together. Out of money, down on their luck and about to lose the roofs over their heads, they need a huge windfall to make their problems go away. They soon decide to host the party of the year at an exclusive mansion, which just happens to belong to none other than NBA superstar LeBron James. What could go wrong?

Aspiring club promoters and best buddies Damon and Kevin are barely keeping things together. Out of money, down on their luck and about to lose the roofs over their heads, they need a huge windfall to make their problems go away. They soon decide to host the party of the year at an exclusive mansion, which just happens to belong to none other than NBA superstar LeBron James. What could go wrong?

Steve glues himself to Laura and ruins her date with a hunk; Carl buys Eddie a used car.

Carl meets Harriette's new piano teacher; Steve is unable to escort homecoming queen candidate Laura to the school dance.

Student driver Urkel enlists Carl as teacher; it is very dangerous to Carl's health.

Steve hears a lie about Laura from the guys at school; he decides to silence the rumor at any cost.

Sheldon experiments on Missy; Georgie joins Mary's bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

When Sheldon has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient; Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor; a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague flirts with Meemaw; Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend.

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around; Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day.

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company; Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.

With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiancé and finds that she is attracted to him.

Rachel wants to find her own apartment; Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (Sean Penn) dumps Ursula to date her.

Amy finds out that Sheldon applied for a one-way mission to colonize Mars; a trip to the pet store leads to a fight; Leonard has a surprise for Penny; Raj is busted while snooping in Emily's apartment.

A magazine article only credits Sheldon in an article about a paper he co-wrote with Leonard; a blackout at Mrs. Wolowitz's results in a final dinner in her honor.

When Sheldon and Leonard are asked to speak at UC Berkeley, they take a detour in hope of meeting an idol; Raj and Amy try to settle a dispute between Howard and Bernadette with a game of pingpong.

Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort -- and come to a crossroads in their relationship; Wolowitz meets a half-brother he didn't know he had; Leonard and Penny have an argument during an appearance on Wil Wheaton's podcast.

The guys fight over what message Raj should write for NASA in case of alien contact; Penny has to decide between auditioning for a movie or keeping her pharmaceutical sales job.

Wolowitz questions his engineering skills after he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly; a canceled flight puts Leonard's plans in jeopardy; Raj sets his parents against one another after he's cut off financially.

When Sheldon's and Leonard's mothers finally meet, personalities collide; Howard decides to do his share of the chores -- with a little help from his friends.

While facing dramatic changes in his relationship with Amy, Sheldon pushes Penny and Leonard to choose a wedding date.

Sheldon struggles to understand what is going on with Amy; Penny must decide if she can get past Leonard's bad behavior.

Leonard tries to ease Penny's mind; Sheldon plans a special episode of "Fun With Flags"; Bernadette feels bad about keeping a secret.

A flat tire during Leonard's bachelor party weekend in Mexico tests the guys' skills; Penny is compelled to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.

An impending change to his living arrangements inspires Sheldon to revert to 2003, before he met Penny and Leonard; Raj and Howard form a band.

Barry Kripke expresses interest in Amy while leading a fencing lesson for the guys; when Stuart tries to attract female customers to the store, Penny, Amy and Bernadette help out.

Leonard and Sheldon go to great lengths to secure the helium they need during a nation-wide shortage; Bernadette and Penny try to find Amy a new man on a dating app.

Sheldon struggles to keep his emotions in check when he is interviewed for a documentary about Spock; Penny and Leonard make a surprising discovery; Wolowitz and Bernadette get into a disagreement about remodeling his childhood home.

Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali post an ad online to find a new girlfriend for Sheldon; Penny and Bernadette decide to spy when Amy is secretive about who she is dating.

Phil can't get anyone else to care about tending to the eggs; Claire is anxious about bringing her closet ideas to Jay; Cameron gets over-attached to the frat guys living in the upstairs unit.

Claire wants to give Haley and Alex a great experience on Take your Daughter to Work Day, but employees make things difficult; Jay has to help out at Joe's preschool when Gloria has jury duty; Mitch and Cam cannot agree on who to invite to a party.

Luke is arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cam thinks Gloria should re-create and sell her family's hot sauce; Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Beth and Andy.

A conversation about a house Phil is helping to sell gives everyone the idea to sneak in to enjoy it themselves; Jay and Gloria's plan to pay for a surprise family trip to Miami turns into a surprise for Gloria and then a bigger surprise for Jay.

When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant, Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition; Haley and Alex get together to talk about boys.

Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains where the family can celebrate a picture-perfect Christmas, but unexpected factors complicate the holiday; Jay makes an announcement.

When Claire and Phil go out with a couple they met on vacation, the Dunphys end up having to pay the bill; Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to come through when Mitchell cashes in a birthday coupon they gave him.

Claire hopes to help the ducklings move out of the house while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover; Cam, Gloria and Manny must meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Roger and Steve set their sights on New York City, where Roger loses everything on Wall Street trying to get fame and fortune.

An injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting its annual Christmas tree, beginning a journey for Stan to find the true meaning of Christmas.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) and Steve share a hospital room.

Eddie breaks his promise to take Richie out on Halloween; Steve has an unusual cure for Harriette's insomnia.

Eddie and Urkel try to get Waldo out of boot camp; Harriette and Carl catch a shady repairman.

Steve commemorates his 1,000th attempt to date Laura with a sit-in on the roof of the Winslow home; Richie has an admirer.

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin; Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life will be like in college; a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' house for a few days; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

The Coopers help Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage; Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements; Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis' past; Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and George Sr.

Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party, even though they promised not to have parties; Rachel takes Phoebe along to dinner with Rachel's dad, because she is afraid he will be angry when she tells him she's pregnant.

Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Chandler is aghast when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe discovers that Ross' son attends school with Sting's son.

Ross' new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards; Rachel eyes Joey as a possible partner.

Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets a Ms. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records.

Joey might declare his love for Rachel, or Phoebe; Rachel breaks a pact with Ross; Chandler becomes mister bubble bath.

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

Amy and Sheldon spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium -- as friends; Wolowitz volunteers at the soup kitchen with Raj, Emily and Bernadette; Penny realizes that Leonard knows her better than she thought.

Sheldon has a song stuck in his head; despite their awkward date, Amy asks Dave over for dinner; Koothrappali and Wolowitz are obsessed with a fan of their band.

After dating for more than five years, Amy and Sheldon spend the night together for the first time; Leonard, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali must decide what to do with an extra movie ticket.

Leonard agrees to meet with a psychiatrist (Jane Kaczmarek) on Penny's behalf; Sheldon and Koothrappali work together on an astronomical discovery; Wolowitz and Bernadette struggle with their feelings when Stuart moves out.

After dealing with Sheldon while he was sick, Leonard, Penny and the gang attempt to treat themselves to a Sheldon-free weekend.

Sheldon's excitement about his Meemaw's visit fades when she butts heads with Amy; Raj questions his relationship with Emily after meeting someone new.

Amy and Sheldon host a Valentine's Day edition of Fun With Flags; Penny and Leonard wrestle with getting older; Howard and Bernadette make a discovery in their hot tub; Raj is torn between Emily and another woman.

The gang celebrates news of Bernadette's pregnancy by singing karaoke; Wolowitz's reaction to the pregnancy announcement worries Bernadette; Wolowitz believes he needs to make more money to support his growing family.

For the first time in nine years, the gang celebrates Sheldon's birthday -- surprising him with a special guest.

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz file for a patent on their new invention; Penny, Amy and Bernadette give dating advice to Koothrappali after his breakup with Emily.

Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop; Leonard and Wolowitz get sold out by Koothrappali after lying to their wives to attend a movie screening.

Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Koothrappali goes all out with pregnancy gifts.

During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.

The gang runs into Penny's old boyfriend while out at a wine bar; Bernadette spends an evening with Sheldon; Koothrappali's introduction of his new girlfriend doesn't go as planned.

Sheldon wants to go to a movie screening, so he pays Stuart to spend the day with Amy; Penny has a difficult time connecting with Leonard's visiting mother.

Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother visit; when they are contacted about their guidance system, Wolowitz and Koothrappali think the government is after them.

Claire decides to clean the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business; Jay's new hobby makes Cameron worry; Gloria enlists Mitchell to teach her how to golf so she can connect with Jay on a deeper level.

Phil doesn't feel appreciated while Claire is busy running the closet business; a life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display attracts unsavory attention; Cam and Mitch become suspicious of their new renters.

Power outages during a thunderstorm send the whole family to Jay and Gloria's; Jay tries to make it to a reunion with buddies from the Navy; Phil hopes to redeem himself after a panic attack; Mitch and Cam must salvage Lily's birthday party.

Unaware that Claire has a personal assistant, Phil cannot figure out how she is getting everything done; Jay and Gloria are sleep-deprived as Joe goes through a fussy phase; Cam and Mitch feel they are not treated well at a friend's wedding.

Phil lies to Claire to keep her from finding out about his attractive new client; Gloria asks for Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she thinks is attracted to her; Jay makes a web show; Mitch and Cam teach Lily how to ride a bike.

Phil decides he wants to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both exhausted; Jay's command of the bathroom remodel creates hazards for the rest of the family; Cam's visiting sister's emotional outbursts frustrate Mitch.

When Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day to themselves, things go awry and Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

After Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown, Mary worries Sheldon is headed down a similar path; Georgie discovers he has a knack for sales.

Without Dr. Sturgis' university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged; Mary helps Pastor Jeff avoid temptation with his girlfriend.

Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Meemaw refuses to drive him to a lecture; Georgie tries to impress Veronica with his new business venture.

Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his new obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" leads to an unhealthy habit; Missy asks George Sr. to teach her how to play catch.

After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw.

A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team; Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis.

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

After Rachel gives birth to her baby, she must confront relationship issues around her.

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed; Joey sneaks a peek as Rachel tries unsuccessfully to nurse; Monica and Chandler retire to a supply closet for privacy.

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks; Phoebe fears losing her boyfriend.

While Phoebe and Joey wait at a fancy restaurant to celebrate Phoebe's birthday, Rachel is afraid to leave her infant with a babysitter; Monica and Chandler also fail to arrive on time after they fight over Chandler's urge to resume smoking.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

The group struggles through an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father spend an evening together; Penny's family arrives.

Wolowitz has a meeting with Colonel Williams, a representative from the Air Force Department of Material Command.

Sheldon tries to stay awake with an energy drink as the gang races to finish its government project on time; Penny and Amy attend a gathering at Bert the Geologist's house; Koothrappali learns Bernadette's true feeling about her pregnancy.

After her apartment floods, Amy suggests that she and Sheldon move in together; Koothrappali finds out the gender of Howard and Bernadette's baby before they do.

Things do not run smoothly when Amy moves in with Sheldon, and Leonard and Penny have to intervene; Howard and Bernadette find unexpected guests at their house when they decide to cancel their vacation plans.

Penny learns there are fans of her performance in "Serial Ape-ist" when she and Leonard attend a Comic Con event; Amy hosts a brunch at Penny's apartment; Wolowitz makes an impulsive purchase.

Amy lies about repairs being made to her apartment so she can continue living with Sheldon; Leonard lets Penny decorate Sheldon's old room.

Sheldon is determined to convince Amy they should procreate; Koothrappali is reluctant to tell the gang what the new woman he's dating does for a living.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

The Jokers are hiding from their boss; they try to get away with sending bizarre emails; one loser won't make it through and is caught red handed messing with women's purses.

The Jokers come in hot and correct rude behavior but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills; one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning, so he must wrap his legs around something else.

The team scouts for the next child star while trying not to laugh as Dan Jost reads his honest movie reviews in a focus group.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Manny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

A rude parent at Lily's dance recital makes Cam angry; Jay, Claire and Mitch go to a family wedding and encounter Dede at the reception; Phil and Gloria go on a college tour with Luke and Manny.

Phil calls upon his alter ego to inject some sizzle back into his marriage; Jay shows favoritism in his parenting; Haley and Sal try to stand up to men in their lives.

Phil talks Jay into investing in a property he has long wanted to develop; Claire's culinary ventures aren't as successful as she thinks; Cam and Mitchell try to teach Lily the value of hard work.

Phil rethinks his original dream after realizing his property investment with Jay might turn out to be a bust; Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury; Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office.

After seeing an online video of his Fizbo costume being desecrated, Cam sets out to restore the character's good name; Phil meets his soon-to-be stepbrother; Manny enlists Gloria, Claire and Haley to do a read-through of his newest play.

NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the charity basketball game Phil is playing in; Gloria's nemesis tries to shame her for lack of support at Manny's school; Claire tries to keep a work mistake secret from Jay.

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig, Lilly; Cam tries to catch Mitchell in a lie.

Mitch and Cam fight the effects of sleeping pills while rushing to catch a flight; Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship; Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend when they pay her a surprise visit.

Sheldon starts an internet flame war; Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team; Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.

The University makes George Sr. a lucrative job offer in hopes of recruiting Sheldon; Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw's new boyfriend; Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.

Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party; George Sr. has male bonding time with Dr. Sturgis.

Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school; Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend.

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).

When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, Gavin, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave; their immediate war of wills prompts Rachel to make a rash decision that she could regret; Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set. And, having quit his job, Chandler must get another, fast, because Monica desperately wants a family.

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats.

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates; the ovulating Monica wants to get intimate with Chandler.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike (Paul Rudd) to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

A preview of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

The Jokers are unsympathetic store managers, forced to throw out a disruptive customer before dealing with the wrath and disdain of fellow patrons. Then, the guys must get a bystander to take their side during a heated argument with their fake spouses.

Pilot Brodie Torrance saves passengers from a lightning strike by making a risky landing on a war-torn island -- only to find that surviving the landing was just the beginning. When dangerous rebels take most of the passengers hostage, the only person Torrance can count on for help is Louis Gaspare, an accused murderer who was being transported by the FBI.

Jake Pentecost is a once-promising Jaeger pilot whose legendary father gave his life to secure humanity's victory against the monstrous Kaiju. Jake has since abandoned his training only to become caught up in a criminal underworld. But when an even more unstoppable threat is unleashed to tear through cities and bring the world to its knees, Jake is given one last chance by his estranged sister, Mako Mori, to live up to his father's legacy.

Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume for Frank's Roaring '20s-themed wedding; Jay masters the art of saying no; Cam stands up to his sister, Pam.

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria.

George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household; Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.

George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along; Sheldon and Missy invent a game.

Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel; Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site; Phoebe's resolve not to call ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) weakens.

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop "Days of Our Lives" party being thrown by Joey.

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor (Aisha Tyler) he wants to date.

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

A preview of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

The Jokers are asking strangers to send an important text to their loved ones, and hunting for their missing kid using crazy descriptions. Then, tonight's loser will say I do to facing one of their toughest punishments yet.

Jonas Taylor leads a research team on an exploratory dive into the deepest depths of the ocean. Their voyage spirals into chaos when a malevolent mining operation threatens their mission and forces them into a high-stakes battle for survival. Pitted against colossal, prehistoric sharks and relentless environmental plunderers, they must outrun, outsmart and outswim their merciless predators.

Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Along for the ride is Jia, an orphaned girl who has a unique and powerful bond with the mighty beast. However, they soon find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla as he cuts a swath of destruction across the globe. The initial confrontation between the two titans -- instigated by unseen forces -- is only the beginning of the mystery that lies deep within the core of the planet.

Sal, Q and Murr kick off another season of antics by getting themselves stuck in a vent system and confusing customers at a bagel shop; our losing Joker will face humiliation in a punishment that's tough to swallow.

The Jokers are back working as dry cleaners and TV producers, but one of them can't keep it together and must endure concertgoers who have escaped their enclosures.

The Jokers face off by recording voiceover for a fake video game and playing the concerned parent writing to their kid's school; but one Joker burns out with a punishment that's gotta sting.

Joey Fatone interviews the Jokers for a fake documentary; the guys react to an overly emotional phone call for an underwhelming reason; one Joker checks out and is forced into being the world's worst grocery store employee in his punishment.

The Jokers are at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture; one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment.

The Jokers are breaking and entering a home for a commercial where they showcase their wackiest and over the top performances; to top it off, one loser will be trolling his way through the Liberty Science Center's Touch Tunnel!

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

Rachel gets Monica and Chandler to delay their trip to Vermont for Emma's first birthday bash.

Rachel feels like her younger sister, Amy, is finally on the verge of making a major change in her attitude; in order to help Amy become a more responsible person, Rachel overrides Ross' strong protests and allows Amy to baby-sit Emma.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker, Laura; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a car with a mystery blonde; the friends reminisce about memorable moments.

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on "$100,000 Pyramid"; Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

Monica and Chandler show Erica the tourist sights; they learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character; Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss; Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer; Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

Jonas Taylor leads a research team on an exploratory dive into the deepest depths of the ocean. Their voyage spirals into chaos when a malevolent mining operation threatens their mission and forces them into a high-stakes battle for survival. Pitted against colossal, prehistoric sharks and relentless environmental plunderers, they must outrun, outsmart and outswim their merciless predators.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Programming to be announced.

Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Along for the ride is Jia, an orphaned girl who has a unique and powerful bond with the mighty beast. However, they soon find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla as he cuts a swath of destruction across the globe. The initial confrontation between the two titans -- instigated by unseen forces -- is only the beginning of the mystery that lies deep within the core of the planet.

Members of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch face off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three-headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient super-species-thought to be mere myths-rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity's very existence hanging in the balance.

It's mayhem as the guys work as mall janitors with an out-of-control trash can and then devise a plan of revenge on our producer Dan Cast; in the end, two Jokers lose this episode race and will be getting the refill of a lifetime.

From being overprotective parents to disclosing perplexing side effects, one Joker can't handle the challenges and will learn that all that glitters is not gold.

Q, Murr and Sal throw and catch grocery items in the Joker vs. Joker challenge with special celebrity guest, Jax.

Murr, Q and Sal sit alongside a stranger to participate in a documentary-style interview; they try to upcharge guests again as hotel concierge.

The Jokers are unsympathetic store managers, forced to throw out a disruptive customer before dealing with the wrath and disdain of fellow patrons. Then, the guys must get a bystander to take their side during a heated argument with their fake spouses.

The Jokers are asking strangers to send an important text to their loved ones, and hunting for their missing kid using crazy descriptions. Then, tonight's loser will say I do to facing one of their toughest punishments yet.

The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises.

The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises.

Monica's high-school friend visits after leaving her fiance at the altar.

Monica begins to feel the heat when she prepares dinner for her parents (Elliott Gould, Christina Pickles).

Monica finds it difficult to break up with her latest boyfriend (Geoffrey Lower), whom everyone likes; Chandler starts smoking again; Phoebe receives a large sum of money.

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street.

Chandler and Phoebe plan to dump dates on the same night at the same coffee house.

An agent (June Gable) offers Joey a movie role as Al Pacino's naked body double; Chandler dates a liberal woman (Sofia Milos).

Chandler finds himself trapped in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre during a city-wide power failure.

Monica and Ross share their feelings about death and their grandmother.

Monica and Ross cook Thanksgiving dinner for themselves, but everyone else shows up.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

Chandler learns details about his mother's (Morgan Fairchild) life when she appears on national television.

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe; Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross; Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered.

Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend (Fisher Stevens) annoys her friends with his analyses of their lives.

Figuring they're all expendable, a U.S. intelligence officer decides to assemble a team of dangerous, incarcerated supervillains for a top-secret mission. Now armed with government weapons, Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other despicable inmates must learn to work together. Dubbed Task Force X, the criminals unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Men's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

A deep-dive into the NCAA Basketball Tournament.

Godzilla and the almighty Kong face a colossal threat hidden deep within the planet, challenging their very existence and the survival of the human race.

Figuring they're all expendable, a U.S. intelligence officer decides to assemble a team of dangerous, incarcerated supervillains for a top-secret mission. Now armed with government weapons, Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other despicable inmates must learn to work together. Dubbed Task Force X, the criminals unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

Steve discovers a new love interest when Myra makes a pass at him; Eddie unknowingly buys a stolen car stereo.

Eddie's sloppy habits and Steve's scientific experiments don't make for domestic bliss when the two become roommates.

Eddie's teacher arrives for a surprise visit just in time to witness the resulting chaos when Harriette goes on strike.

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June; Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.

Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.

Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism; Mary sets out to find a girl trophy for Missy's end-of-season baseball ceremony; Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.

When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health; Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.

When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors; Missy is torn when she's forced to pitch against her boyfriend at a baseball game.

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office; Dale and Meemaw go to the casino; Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.

It's Valentine's Day and, out on his first date in nine years, Ross meets up with his ex-wife; Monica, Phoebe and Rachel rebel against the spirit of the day by burning mementos of past relationships.

A "high-spirited" restaurant owner wolfs down the gourmet meal Monica created as part of a job interview.

Joey asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross takes Lamaze classes with Carol (Jane Sibbett) and Susan (Jessica Hecht).

Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.

When the girls lose money to the guys in a poker match they seek out Monica's Aunt Iris, a famous card player, for lessons and then demand a rematch.

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party; she is then horrified to learn that her former best friend is engaged to her ex-fiance.

Rachel is asked to be the maid of honor in her ex-fiance's (Mitchell Whitfield) wedding.

Monica, Rachel and Phoebe go on a covert operation to track down the woman who stole Monica's credit card.

Monica's new boyfriend (Stan Kirsch) exposes his own secret after she admits her true age.

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event; Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

Rachel discovers Ross' feelings for her when he goes out of town on a business trip.

Rachel decides to look up her former boyfriend (Cosimo Fusco) when she is distraught over Ross' new girlfriend (Lauren Tom).

Sheldon gets jealous when a co-worker wins an award; Wolowitz finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking action figure that he made.

Sheldon and Leonard disagree about how to divide their shared belongings; Koothrappali and Stuart fight to be the most helpful to Bernadette during her final weeks of pregnancy.

While Howard and Bernadette welcome their new baby into the world, Amy celebrates her own birthday with Sheldon.

Sheldon and Amy visit Penny and Leonard after the holidays and tell them about their terrible trip to Texas.

Penny thinks Leonard is taking her for granted and decides to go on a spa weekend with Amy; Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to fix a squeaky floorboard in the baby's room.

Sheldon tests an MIT invention after hearing it can help him read people's emotions; Leonard finds out Penny's brother is coming to town; Raj asks his ex-girlfriends to give him dating advice.

Leonard and Wolowitz try to distract Sheldon when he slows the progress of their guidance system; Raj and Stuart look after baby Halley while Penny and Amy take Bernadette for a night out.

Sheldon and Amy have their first fight since moving in together; Koothrappali is shocked at the realities of financial independence when he stops receiving support from his father.

Cut off from his father's fortune, Koothrappali appoints Sheldon to help him get out of debt; Penny considers joining Leonard at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.

Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement; Sheldon expresses interest in Amy's work.

Sheldon pushes himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz as well as Amy on the same day; Bernadette nears the end of her maternity leave and must return to work.

Howard and Bernadette struggle to leave Halley in day care; Bert introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Rebecca.

Leonard is less than thrilled when Penny considers accepting a job offer from Zack, her ex-boyfriend.

After celebrating the completion of the top-secret Air Force project, Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz get an unwelcome surprise; Amy receives an offer for a summer position as a visiting researcher.

The gang is concerned when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.

Jay picks up the pieces after Manny's father takes him out to celebrate graduation; the family prepares for Luke and Manny's big day.

Jay forces the family to take their vacation on a house boat on a lake; Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam must avoid the sun; Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions; the kids' quest for a good time goes awry.

Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they thought; Manny works to avoid a tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his dorm; Haley gets an unexpected opportunity.

Phil believes he'll have a day of bad luck after failing to successfully complete his daily superstition; Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation; Jay is determined to get Gloria to admit she was in an accident.

Jay's friend Shorty visits from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay; Alex decides to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is a sexual one.

Phil and Claire start to question their enthusiasm for Halloween when no one else seems to feel the same; Mitch confronts Jay about how long the kitchen remodel is taking; Cam oversteps his boundaries as a house guest.

Claire throws a 10th anniversary party for Jay and Gloria; Phil plans a magic trick in which Gloria appears out of thin air in her wedding dress.

Jay gives a Thanksgiving toast that honors the family's successes, although everyone knows it isn't quite true; everyone tries to hide things about their perceived triumphs; Phil works hard to master a magic trick to prove he's not a failure.

Stan wins an essay-writing contest, leading his personal hero, President Bush, to come over for dinner.

When Stan starts making festive teddy bears, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor to fill orders.

Laura's guardian angel shows Urkel what it's like to be Laura.

Eddie (Darius McCrary) learns a lesson about caring for other people's feelings after he breaks a date with a girl (Michole Briana White). With Reginald VelJohnson.

A college is more interested in Eddie's ability to play basketball than his grades; Laura sets her sights on Harvard.

Laura and Ted arrange a blind date for Steve with Ted's cousin, Myra.

Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about him; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

While tending his son, Ross expresses his displeasure when Phoebe tastes Carol's breast milk to check the temperature.

Monica and Rachel's grumpy downstairs neighbor (Larry Hankin) dies and leaves all his belongings to the girls.

The group is amazed when Phoebe marries a Canadian ice dancer (Steve Zahn) to help him get his green card.

The group's plans of throwing a birthday party are marred when money becomes an issue; Monica gets a promotion; Chandler sets a woman up to get a date with her, but a case of mistaken identities means that he discovers what she really thought of him.

Joey and Chandler decide to baby-sit and use Ben as a way to pick up women; Phoebe loses her job singing at Central Perk.

A drunken Rachel leaves a phone message for Ross that may change their relationship; Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

Rachel sees Ross' list comparing her pros and cons to Julie's (Lauren Tom).

Phoebe, hoping for a Christmas family reunion, travels to upstate New York in search of her biological father.

After deciding to give up acting, Joey is offered a role in a soap opera; Rachel dates a guy named Russ, who is amazingly similar to Ross.

Ross helps put Carol and Susan's wedding plans back on track; Rachel's mother announces shocking new plans.

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Amy answers Sheldon's marriage proposal; Howard and Bernadette struggle with unexpected news.

Leonard's job is at stake after he gives an embarrassing radio interview; Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side; Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over having disappointing fathers; Leonard is disturbed when his mother finds a new best friend in Penny.

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together; Penny and Leonard learn a secret from an unlikely source about dealing with Sheldon.

Sheldon auditions for the role of the new Professor Proton; Penny takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz need bed rest.

Sheldon tries to keep his collaboration with Bert a secret; Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on navigating his relationship with Ruchi.

Leonard and Wolowitz are furious when they learn Sheldon worked with the military behind their backs; Bernadette suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.