2026-03-15 09:30:00
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
2026-03-15 10:00:00
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
2026-03-15 10:30:00
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
2026-03-15 11:00:00
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
2026-03-15 11:36:00
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
2026-03-15 12:12:00
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
2026-03-15 12:48:00
Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.
2026-03-15 13:24:00
Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.
2026-03-15 14:00:00
Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.
2026-03-15 14:36:00
Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.
2026-03-15 15:12:00
After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.
2026-03-15 15:48:00
Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.
2026-03-15 16:24:00
The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.
2026-03-15 17:00:00
Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.
2026-03-15 17:30:00
Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.
2026-03-15 18:00:00
Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.
2026-03-15 18:30:00
Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.
2026-03-15 19:00:00
Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.
2026-03-15 19:30:00
Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.
2026-03-15 20:00:00
Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.
2026-03-15 20:30:00
Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.
2026-03-15 21:00:00
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
2026-03-15 21:30:00
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
2026-03-15 22:00:00
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
2026-03-15 22:30:00
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
2026-03-15 23:00:00
Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
2026-03-15 23:30:00
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
2026-03-16 00:00:00
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."
2026-03-16 00:35:00
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
2026-03-16 01:10:00
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
2026-03-16 01:45:00
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
2026-03-16 02:20:00
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
2026-03-16 02:55:00
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
2026-03-16 03:30:00
Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.
2026-03-16 04:00:00
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
2026-03-16 04:30:00
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
2026-03-16 05:00:00
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
2026-03-16 05:30:00
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
2026-03-16 06:00:00
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
2026-03-16 06:30:00
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
2026-03-16 07:00:00
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
2026-03-16 07:30:00
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
2026-03-16 08:00:00
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
2026-03-16 08:30:00
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
2026-03-16 09:00:00
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
2026-03-16 09:30:00
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
2026-03-16 10:00:00
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
2026-03-16 10:30:00
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
2026-03-16 11:00:00
Jeremiah Brent hits the headlines with Drew, Ross and Sunny Anderson and shares a cookie recipe from his mom.
2026-03-16 11:30:00
Drew sits down with the cast of "The Madison" -- Michelle Pfeiffer, Kurt Russell, Beau Garrett, Patrick J. Adams and Elle Chapman -- to talk all about their exciting new TV series and play a round of "memory bank."
2026-03-16 12:00:00
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.
2026-03-16 12:30:00
Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.
2026-03-16 13:00:00
Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.
2026-03-16 13:30:00
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.
2026-03-16 14:00:00
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
2026-03-16 14:30:00
The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.
2026-03-16 15:00:00
Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.
2026-03-16 15:30:00
Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
2026-03-16 16:00:00
Matt is sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor for shooting a fugitive.
2026-03-16 17:00:00
A preacher (David Wayne) from the East wants to build a church to be shared by Indians and townspeople.
2026-03-16 18:00:00
A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch.
2026-03-16 19:00:00
A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff).
2026-03-16 20:00:00
Matt resigns after he is forced to kill a prisoner who was trying to save the marshal's life.
2026-03-16 21:00:00
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
2026-03-16 21:30:00
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
2026-03-16 22:00:00
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
2026-03-16 22:30:00
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
2026-03-16 23:00:00
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
2026-03-16 23:30:00
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
2026-03-17 00:00:00
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
2026-03-17 00:30:00
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
2026-03-17 01:00:00
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
2026-03-17 01:30:00
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.
2026-03-17 02:00:00
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.
2026-03-17 02:30:00
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
2026-03-17 03:00:00
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
2026-03-17 03:30:00
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
2026-03-17 04:00:00
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
2026-03-17 04:30:00
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
2026-03-17 05:00:00
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
2026-03-17 05:30:00
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
2026-03-17 06:00:00
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
2026-03-17 06:30:00
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
2026-03-17 07:00:00
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
2026-03-17 07:30:00
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
2026-03-17 08:00:00
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
2026-03-17 08:30:00
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
2026-03-17 09:00:00
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
2026-03-17 09:30:00
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
2026-03-17 10:00:00
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
2026-03-17 10:30:00
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
2026-03-17 11:00:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-17 11:30:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-17 12:00:00
Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.
2026-03-17 12:30:00
Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.
2026-03-17 13:00:00
Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.
2026-03-17 13:30:00
Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.
2026-03-17 14:00:00
When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.
2026-03-17 14:35:00
After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
2026-03-17 15:10:00
A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.
2026-03-17 15:45:00
A gang of thieves commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop to divide a stolen bar of gold.
2026-03-17 16:50:00
A woman (Bette Davis) imprisons Matt and Kitty while planning to kill the marshal to avenge her husband's hanging.
2026-03-17 17:55:00
Matt is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary.
2026-03-17 19:00:00
A respected rancher and his son hang an innocent man and allow a bounty hunter to stand trial for the murder.
2026-03-17 20:00:00
A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.
2026-03-17 21:00:00
Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.
2026-03-17 21:36:00
When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.
2026-03-17 22:12:00
Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.
2026-03-17 22:48:00
The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.
2026-03-17 23:24:00
When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.
2026-03-18 00:00:00
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
2026-03-18 00:35:00
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
2026-03-18 01:10:00
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
2026-03-18 01:45:00
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
2026-03-18 02:20:00
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
2026-03-18 02:55:00
Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
2026-03-18 03:30:00
Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.
2026-03-18 04:00:00
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
2026-03-18 04:30:00
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
2026-03-18 05:00:00
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
2026-03-18 05:30:00
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
2026-03-18 06:00:00
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
2026-03-18 06:30:00
Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.
2026-03-18 07:00:00
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
2026-03-18 07:30:00
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
2026-03-18 08:00:00
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
2026-03-18 08:30:00
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
2026-03-18 09:00:00
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
2026-03-18 09:30:00
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
2026-03-18 10:00:00
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
2026-03-18 10:30:00
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
2026-03-18 11:00:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-18 11:30:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-18 12:00:00
Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.
2026-03-18 12:30:00
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
2026-03-18 13:00:00
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
2026-03-18 13:30:00
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
2026-03-18 14:00:00
Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.
2026-03-18 14:35:00
The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.
2026-03-18 15:10:00
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
2026-03-18 15:45:00
Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.
2026-03-18 16:50:00
After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.
2026-03-18 17:55:00
A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.
2026-03-18 19:00:00
Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.
2026-03-18 20:00:00
A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.
2026-03-18 21:00:00
The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.
2026-03-18 21:36:00
Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.
2026-03-18 22:12:00
Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.
2026-03-18 22:48:00
The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.
2026-03-18 23:24:00
Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.
2026-03-19 00:00:00
Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.
2026-03-19 00:35:00
Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.
2026-03-19 01:10:00
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
2026-03-19 01:45:00
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
2026-03-19 02:20:00
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
2026-03-19 02:55:00
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
2026-03-19 03:30:00
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
2026-03-19 04:00:00
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
2026-03-19 04:30:00
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
2026-03-19 05:00:00
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
2026-03-19 05:30:00
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
2026-03-19 06:00:00
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
2026-03-19 06:30:00
Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
2026-03-19 07:00:00
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
2026-03-19 07:30:00
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
2026-03-19 08:00:00
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
2026-03-19 08:30:00
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
2026-03-19 09:00:00
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
2026-03-19 09:30:00
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
2026-03-19 10:00:00
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
2026-03-19 10:30:00
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
2026-03-19 11:00:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-19 11:30:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-19 12:00:00
Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.
2026-03-19 12:30:00
Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.
2026-03-19 13:00:00
Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.
2026-03-19 13:30:00
The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.
2026-03-19 14:00:00
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
2026-03-19 14:30:00
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
2026-03-19 15:00:00
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
2026-03-19 15:30:00
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
2026-03-19 16:00:00
The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.
2026-03-19 17:00:00
A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.
2026-03-19 18:00:00
Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.
2026-03-19 19:00:00
Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.
2026-03-19 20:00:00
A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.
2026-03-19 21:00:00
Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.
2026-03-19 21:30:00
Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.
2026-03-19 22:00:00
Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.
2026-03-19 22:30:00
Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.
2026-03-19 23:00:00
Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.
2026-03-19 23:30:00
Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.
2026-03-20 00:00:00
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
2026-03-20 00:35:00
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
2026-03-20 01:10:00
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
2026-03-20 01:45:00
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
2026-03-20 02:20:00
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
2026-03-20 02:55:00
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
2026-03-20 03:30:00
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
2026-03-20 04:00:00
Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.
2026-03-20 04:30:00
Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.
2026-03-20 05:00:00
Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
2026-03-20 05:30:00
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
2026-03-20 06:00:00
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
2026-03-20 06:30:00
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
2026-03-20 07:00:00
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
2026-03-20 07:30:00
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
2026-03-20 08:00:00
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
2026-03-20 08:30:00
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
2026-03-20 09:00:00
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
2026-03-20 09:30:00
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
2026-03-20 10:00:00
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
2026-03-20 10:30:00
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
2026-03-20 11:00:00
Ryan Gosling joins Drew to chat about his movie "Project Hail Mary."
2026-03-20 11:30:00
The cast and directors of "Project Hail Mary" -- Ryan Gosling, Sandra HĂĽller, Lionel Boyce, James Ortiz, Phil Lord and Chris Miller -- tell Drew all about the highly anticipated new film.
2026-03-20 12:00:00
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
2026-03-20 12:30:00
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.
2026-03-20 13:00:00
Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.
2026-03-20 13:30:00
Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.
2026-03-20 14:00:00
Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
2026-03-20 14:30:00
Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
2026-03-20 15:00:00
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
2026-03-20 15:30:00
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
2026-03-20 16:00:00
Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.
2026-03-20 17:00:00
A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.
2026-03-20 18:00:00
A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.
2026-03-20 19:00:00
An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
2026-03-20 20:00:00
Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.
2026-03-20 21:00:00
Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.
2026-03-20 21:30:00
Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.
2026-03-20 22:00:00
Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.
2026-03-20 22:30:00
Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.
2026-03-20 23:00:00
Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.
2026-03-20 23:30:00
Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.
2026-03-21 00:00:00
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
2026-03-21 00:35:00
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
2026-03-21 01:10:00
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
2026-03-21 01:45:00
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
2026-03-21 02:20:00
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
2026-03-21 02:55:00
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
2026-03-21 03:30:00
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
2026-03-21 04:00:00
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
2026-03-21 04:30:00
Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.
2026-03-21 05:00:00
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
2026-03-21 05:30:00
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
2026-03-21 06:00:00
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
2026-03-21 06:30:00
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
2026-03-21 07:00:00
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
2026-03-21 07:30:00
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
2026-03-21 08:00:00
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
2026-03-21 08:30:00
George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.
2026-03-21 09:00:00
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
2026-03-21 09:30:00
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
2026-03-21 10:00:00
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
2026-03-21 10:30:00
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
2026-03-21 11:00:00
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
2026-03-21 11:36:00
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
2026-03-21 12:12:00
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
2026-03-21 12:48:00
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
2026-03-21 13:24:00
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
2026-03-21 14:00:00
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
2026-03-21 14:36:00
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
2026-03-21 15:12:00
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
2026-03-21 15:48:00
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
2026-03-21 16:24:00
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
2026-03-21 17:00:00
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
2026-03-21 17:36:00
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
2026-03-21 18:12:00
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
2026-03-21 18:48:00
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
2026-03-21 19:24:00
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
2026-03-21 20:00:00
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
2026-03-21 20:30:00
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
2026-03-21 21:00:00
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
2026-03-21 21:30:00
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
2026-03-21 22:00:00
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.
2026-03-21 22:30:00
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
2026-03-21 23:00:00
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
2026-03-21 23:30:00
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
2026-03-22 00:00:00
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
2026-03-22 00:30:00
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
2026-03-22 01:00:00
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
2026-03-22 01:30:00
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
2026-03-22 02:00:00
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.
2026-03-22 02:30:00
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
2026-03-22 03:00:00
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
2026-03-22 03:30:00
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
2026-03-22 04:00:00
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.
2026-03-22 04:30:00
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
2026-03-22 05:00:00
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
2026-03-22 05:30:00
Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.
2026-03-22 06:00:00
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
2026-03-22 06:30:00
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
2026-03-22 07:00:00
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
2026-03-22 07:30:00
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
2026-03-22 08:00:00
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
2026-03-22 08:30:00
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
2026-03-22 09:00:00
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
2026-03-22 09:30:00
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
2026-03-22 10:00:00
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
2026-03-22 10:30:00
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
2026-03-22 11:00:00
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
2026-03-22 11:36:00
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
2026-03-22 12:12:00
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
2026-03-22 12:48:00
Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.
2026-03-22 13:24:00
Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.
2026-03-22 14:00:00
Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.
2026-03-22 14:36:00
Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.
2026-03-22 15:12:00
The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.
2026-03-22 15:48:00
Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.
2026-03-22 16:24:00
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.
2026-03-22 17:00:00
Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.
2026-03-22 17:30:00
The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.
2026-03-22 18:00:00
Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.
2026-03-22 18:30:00
A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.
2026-03-22 19:00:00
Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.
2026-03-22 19:30:00
Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.
2026-03-22 20:00:00
Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.
2026-03-22 20:30:00
Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.
2026-03-22 21:00:00
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
2026-03-22 21:30:00
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
2026-03-22 22:00:00
Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.
2026-03-22 22:30:00
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
2026-03-22 23:00:00
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
2026-03-22 23:30:00
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
2026-03-23 00:00:00
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
2026-03-23 00:35:00
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
2026-03-23 01:10:00
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
2026-03-23 01:45:00
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
2026-03-23 02:20:00
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
2026-03-23 02:55:00
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
2026-03-23 03:30:00
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
2026-03-23 04:00:00
A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.
2026-03-23 04:30:00
Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.
2026-03-23 05:00:00
Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.
2026-03-23 05:30:00
Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.
2026-03-23 06:00:00
George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
2026-03-23 06:30:00
Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
2026-03-23 07:00:00
Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
2026-03-23 07:30:00
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
2026-03-23 08:00:00
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
2026-03-23 08:30:00
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
2026-03-23 09:00:00
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
2026-03-23 09:30:00
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.
2026-03-23 10:00:00
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
2026-03-23 10:30:00
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
2026-03-23 11:00:00
Elijah Wood tells Drew about the thrilling new movie "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come."
2026-03-23 11:30:00
"Royal Court" host Brittany Broski joins Drew to chat about her popular digital series.
2026-03-23 12:00:00
Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
2026-03-23 12:30:00
Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.
2026-03-23 13:00:00
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.
2026-03-23 13:30:00
Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
2026-03-23 14:00:00
Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
2026-03-23 14:30:00
Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
2026-03-23 15:00:00
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
2026-03-23 15:30:00
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
2026-03-23 16:00:00
Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.
2026-03-23 17:00:00
An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.
2026-03-23 18:00:00
Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.
2026-03-23 19:00:00
An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.
2026-03-23 20:00:00
A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.
2026-03-23 21:00:00
Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.
2026-03-23 21:30:00
Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.
2026-03-23 22:00:00
Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.
2026-03-23 22:30:00
Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.
2026-03-23 23:00:00
Malcolm Merriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.
2026-03-23 23:30:00
Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.
2026-03-24 00:00:00
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
2026-03-24 00:30:00
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
2026-03-24 01:00:00
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
2026-03-24 01:30:00
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
2026-03-24 02:00:00
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
2026-03-24 02:30:00
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
2026-03-24 03:00:00
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
2026-03-24 03:30:00
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
2026-03-24 04:00:00
Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.
2026-03-24 04:30:00
Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.
2026-03-24 05:00:00
A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.
2026-03-24 05:30:00
Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.
2026-03-24 06:00:00
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
2026-03-24 06:30:00
Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.
2026-03-24 07:00:00
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
2026-03-24 07:30:00
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
2026-03-24 08:00:00
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
2026-03-24 08:30:00
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
2026-03-24 09:00:00
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
2026-03-24 09:30:00
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
2026-03-24 10:00:00
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
2026-03-24 10:30:00
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
2026-03-24 11:00:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-24 11:30:00
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
2026-03-24 12:00:00
Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.
2026-03-24 12:30:00
Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
2026-03-24 13:00:00
Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.
2026-03-24 13:30:00
Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.
2026-03-24 14:00:00
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
2026-03-24 14:35:00
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
2026-03-24 15:10:00
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
2026-03-24 15:45:00
Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.
2026-03-24 16:50:00
A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.
2026-03-24 17:55:00
Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.
2026-03-24 19:00:00
Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
2026-03-24 20:00:00
Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
2026-03-24 21:00:00
After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.
2026-03-24 21:36:00
Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.
2026-03-24 22:12:00
A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.
2026-03-24 22:48:00
The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.
2026-03-24 23:24:00
Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.
2026-03-25 00:00:00
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
2026-03-25 00:35:00
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.