Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

Connie's named principal of Mrs. Nestor's school when a student's father buys it.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Ann buys tickets from a scalper for the Baumans.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy's cynical chum tells her that Bill's girlfriend is trying to trap him.

Rusty and Danny's relationship is threatened when they team up to build a doghouse.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

When Mike brings his girlfriend home from college, she takes an interest in Steve.

A friend's well-trained German shepherd makes Chip ashamed of Tramp.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Mary tries to help an ex-football player get a job as a sports announcer.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show."

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Elaine's boyfriend, Arnie, takes some extraordinary steps to win her children's affections.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

A TV comic visits Fort Baxter with hopes of getting ideas for a new show.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Miss Brooks encourages the other teachers to pool their vacation money.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Don handles housekeeping chores for the injured Ann.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Danny feels neglected when the family is busy with the wedding plans.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) high-school sweetheart arrives in town.

Mike and Bub (Tim Considine, William Frawley) are trying to get into exclusive clubs.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Fonzie starts a new career as an auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony's girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

The price for a golden harp is Peter's soul.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Ozzie decides to do things differently.

Confusion reigns when the Nelsons buy two new chairs for the living room.

An out-of-town guest distracts Mary from her beau.

Donna tries to persuade Mary to take driving lessons.

Donna tries to force Alex to shave his new mustache.

Mary's new beau involves her in a baby-sitting scheme.

Kate tries to restore the self-confidence of Floyd Smoot after he is jilted by his mail-order sweetheart, by pretending to be in love with him.

Uncle Joe decides to go into the cologne business.

Betty Jo becomes the first female contestant in the horseshoe tournament.

Kate decides it is time for Betty Jo to put down the books and set out to find a significant other.

Ida returns from a year of cross-country touring to learn Rhoda is divorced and Brenda is not the innocent she left.

After weeks of pavement pounding, Rhoda talks the owner of a run-down costume rental place into giving her a job.

Brenda mistakenly arranges dates with two different men for the same night.

Rhoda has two great theater tickets but can't find anyone to go with her.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

A stray dog nips Lou.

Ann listens to a black child's tale of woe.

The United States Air Force hires Ann to recruit women to the WAFS for potential space travel; Ann decorates Donald's apartment.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

After six weeks in their country home, Lucy looks forward to a night in New York.

A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue.

A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A baker becomes involved in the romantic problems of three couples. "Love and the Boss": Howard and his wife see Howard's married boss dating another woman.

Millie and George are on jury duty. "Love and the Decision" Harold is engaged to two women.

A variety of stars perform comic sketches about love relationships.

Four women try to prove that they are as good as men by robbing a jewelry store.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober, and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Jody thinks Bill doesn't love him enough to punish him.

Danny tries to interrupt Terry's honeymoon.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Steve and Bub suddenly speak Spanish after sleeping in Mike's bed.

Robbie gets an attractive new study partner for world literature.

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Lucy tries to enter a truck driver in a Robert Goulet "look-alike" contest.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited.

Marion becomes a contestant on a TV quiz show to win the money necessary for Lori Beth's trip to Greenland.

A handsome fireman nearly sends the girls' friendship up in smoke.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

It is Archie's birthday, and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

Melanie takes Elka to the Browns locker room for her 90th birthday and ends up dating the kicker; Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news; Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Jim tries to convince his family that he did not squander his inheritance by buying a run-down restaurant.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in ping pong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

CONTROL pits their robot, Hymie, against KAOS' notorious killer, Octavia.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

Screaming fans force a rock 'n' roll star to seek refuge at Fort Baxter.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

Toody covers for a friend on the Jack Paar show and is a hit until he freezes and must be helped out by Muldoon.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Ann accompanies Don to a jet-set party and is accepted as one of the crowd.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Cissy writes about French for an assignment.

Danny's fast-talking pal (Jim Backus) visits.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Chip's baffled when he's assigned to write a composition about his mother.

Mike's (Tim Considine) in charge when Steve and Bub (Fred MacMurray, William Frawley) are called out of town.

Lucy falls in love with a man (Andy Griffith) who sings in the park.

When Lucy tries to help Mr. Mooney, she gets him fired instead.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

A speaking engagement turns into a humiliating experience for Ted.

Marion's nephew moves to Milwaukee to become a teacher at Jefferson High.

Squiggy's new love interest is a gold digger so Laverne and Shirley try to warn him.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be the Drysdales' militantly efficient British butler.

Pinckney, the butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Archie anticipates seeing his old buddy, Joe Tucker, after a separation of more than 18 years.

Inadvertently, Archie causes a mentally impaired box-boy to lose his job at the grocery.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Woody, dressed up as Mark Twain for a local theater production, walks into the bar and captures an older woman's heart.

Jim gives each of the cabbies $1,000 to give to a needy soul so they can experience the joy he feels by giving it away.

Felix finds a shrew of a housekeeper to take care of Oscar while he is recuperating at home from an ulcer attack.

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Ralph blames Alice for ruining their chances to win on a radio quiz show.

Bilko helps a formerly marooned GI recover more than $7,000 in back pay.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Gunther is annoyed when his efforts to tame Lucille work too well.

Mrs. Davis uses money meant for the school to buy Miss Brooks a new dress.

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

Cissy develops a crush on her psychology teacher.

A vocalist (Bobby Rydell) holds a grudge.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Bub pretends to be a show business producer to impress a fellow night-school student.

Steve steps in when Robbie's band rehearsals disrupt the Douglas house.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Lucy tears up a letter before she can find out who's coming to visit her.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Joanie buys a car behind her father's back so she can date Chachi.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

Stubing's brother (Gavin MacLeod) returns; Vicki meets a TV detective (Ron Ely); a lovely woman (Joan Van Ark) falls for a psychiatrist.

A married old flame pursues Stubing; a model pretends to be wed; a science-fiction buff thinks a librarian is an alien.

Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic Clampetts pay her a visit.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

A battle takes place at the Jeffersons' when George learns that Archie will be a guest at Lionel's engagement party.

Archie fears he may have food poisoning from eating canned mushrooms which were recalled by the manufacturer.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show."

Rebecca makes an embarrassing pass at Drake to make a point that she is heterosexual.

Cliff transforms his neighbor into a beautiful woman; Rebecca says she'll sleep with Sam if she can't quit smoking.

Latka is worried that Simka's wacky behavior might cost her the right to remain in America permanently.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

The Kramdens and Nortons dress up in costumes to go to the bus company's Halloween party.

Hoping to go to Florida, Bilko's platoon volunteers.

Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Toody's efforts to make investments for the Precinct Brotherhood Club backfire.

Friends try to keep Miss Brooks from buying an alligator purse by bleeding her dry of money so they can buy it for her as a birthday surprise.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ann invites her parents to her Broadway debut.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

Jody befriends a millionaire sought by Bill.

Danny recruits a girl to play third base on Rusty's baseball team.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Robbie does not want to join Mike's old school clubs.

Feeling ignored, Chip decides to run away to India.

Lucy works for an author (Foster Brooks) who gets too drunk to finish his novel.

Lucy befriends a kindly old man she finds sitting on a park bench.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the Cunninghams and their friends at various spots throughout Milwaukee.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Wives plan to end a father-son feud; a stowaway hides a secret; Gopher and Isaac try to teach a parrot to talk.

A man learns a secret about his frugal wife; Doc's roving eye may get him fired; a tricked woman helps a man spy on his girl.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Norm agrees to paint Cliff's apartment, but a fight ensues when Cliff refuses to pay him.

A priceless vase is destroyed when Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at the chairman of the board's mansion.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami, so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Producer Mike Todd is featured in a spoof of his movie "Around the World in 80 Days."

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Muldoon is mistaken for a bank robber when he tries to make a withdrawal.

Connie poses as Mr. Boynton's wife when he applies at a college that only hires married teachers.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

Bill can't understand why Cissy won't tell him what's troubling her.

A temperamental painter is hired to work on a portrait of the Williams family. Guest: Gale Gordon.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

While on vacation, Steve thinks an older couple is trying to play matchmaker.

Mike and Robbie accidentally end up with each other's blind date.

Kim and Frankie Avalon play Sonny and Cher in a nightclub act.

Mary Jane's lawyer cousin tricks Lucy into suing Mooney.

Lucy goes into service as a maid to help the Mertzes impress a guest.

Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Mary cheerlessly prepares to leave her newsroom friends to start a new job.

Fonzie and another teacher compete for "Teacher of the Year" award.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Isaac hides from his high-school teacher; a man tries to please his seal; a wife who thinks she's dying wants to choose her successor.

A judge investigates a polygamist; Vicki is jealous of Stubing's love interest; a man thinks his wife is in labor.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kwik Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

Grady's fiancée decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Mike prepares for his final exams and the family faces the prospect of his college graduation.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons' spills over into the Bunker household.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

The ladies celebrate their annual birthdates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain LeBeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left the priesthood.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

Amorous Annie Tortelli and Evan Drake's daughter replace Carla at the bar during her maternity leave.

Rebecca is furious when Sam spends a weekend on Evan Drake's yacht with another woman.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Ralph doesn't know Alice has a job at a doctor's office; Ralph thinks Alice wants him only for his life insurance benefits.

An upcoming cooking contest forces Bilko to swipe a French chef's casserole recipe.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.

In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Davy must enter the Monkeemobile in a race.

Four girls chase the Monkees through the streets of Paris.

Introducing young viewers to entertainment animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.