To win a girl, Dobie becomes a quarterback.

Mr. Boynton fails to notice Miss Brooks' new hairdo, so she wears a series of ridiculous wigs to see if he will ever notice. Principal Conklin notices and thinks she's finally gone over the edge.

Uncle Joe buys a goat so that he can sell the milk as a hair growing balm for Hooterville's bald citizens.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

French asks Bill to intercede for an aspiring-actor friend.

A cute classmate perplexes growing Rusty.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

A friend (Sal Mineo) piques Rob's interest in motorcycles.

Dodie falls for her second-grade teacher.

Harry gives Lucy a $50 per week raise.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

During a heated race for class president, Richie is caught at a massage parlor by his opponent.

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Clampetts to return home.

Granny insists she doesn't need glasses, although she thinks a pet seal is Elly's new boyfriend.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

A psychiatrist says Ralph shouldn't see Norton.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.

To win a girl's sympathy, Dobie claims to be dying.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivity.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

The siblings and French join Bill in Tahiti.

Gina (Annette Funicello) asks Frankie Laine to appear at a school dance.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

An investigation of Steve turns up a surprise.

Robbie (Don Grady) is seen kissing his secretary.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play "A Tree Grows in Havana," she rewrites it as "The Perils of Pamela." Ricky learns that a Hollywood producer will see the show, so he appears onstage dressed for the original version of Lucy's play.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Murray considers having an affair when he becomes attracted to a school principal.

Joanie takes up smoking cigarettes in order to join a cool girls' club.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Shorty Kellems, proprietor of the hotel in Silver Dollar, sells out and moves west to join the Clampetts.

Trying to get Shorty to deposit money in his bank, Mr. Drysdale plies the mountaineer with girls and games.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Edith manages to drag Archie to church on their anniversary while Gloria and Mike try to whip up a party.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

When Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal, he doesn't leave him for a minute.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

Finances complicate Dobie's latest romance.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

Kate becomes an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Bill proposes to a Frenchwoman in Tahiti.

Kathy storms out of the house when she and Danny argue over who is in charge.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets a date for the school dance but he has no car.

Dodie vanishes while downtown with Ernie.

Lucy is cursed after saving the life of a Chinese laundryman.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

The two couples have a fun evening singing until the Mertzes go home and hear the Ricardos still singing in the apartment above. Arguments occur between the friends and, to break out of their lease, the Ricardos invite Ricky's band over to play.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Richie's advice in his newspaper column almost destroys Potsie and Ralph's friendship.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Granny punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems.

Mrs. Drysdale's nephew leaves the Air Force.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

After learning that Mike has written a letter of criticism to President Nixon, Archie counters with a letter of praise.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Maynard and Dobie scheme to pass a test.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

Gomer fouls up a raid on maneuvers, and Carter sends him into the enemy camp to be captured.

Gomer solves the problem of an enforced furlough by becoming a civilian employee of the base.

A tough platoon sergeant is infuriated by Gomer's attention to his girlfriend.

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Helen fumes when Lou escorts Ethel Merman.

Photographer Noel Prince proposes to Ann.

Don's mother stays overnight with Ann.

Ida demonstrates her knack for jumping to conclusions when Martin begins to act very secretively.

Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can get to spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Ted's mother decides to live with her boyfriend without marrying him.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

Trevor is spending three months in Los Angeles on business, which he mixes with pleasure.

A minister proposes, but the woman wants another; friends give a man a divorce shower.

Beverly and Walter take shelter in a haunted house. In "Love and the Athlete" George is told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Bernie falls in love with a nurse; in "Love And The Hypnotist," Richard suffers from the after-effects of his stag party on his honeymoon.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

The townsfolk don't fathom a sculpture created in their honor.

Howard uses a lodge emergency fund for a nose job.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

The twins are dismayed by the lack of friendliness in their apartment building.

Gina's friend arrives from Italy with a few ulterior motives in mind.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

Dodie uses the house as a rehearsal studio for her music group.

A young woman persuades the Douglas men to fix her dented fender. With Stanley Livingston, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Uncle Harry replaces Lucy with a computer.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Young Peggy Dawson and teenager Arthur Morton (Richard Crenna) fall madly in love, unfortunately, with Ricky and Lucy. To discourage the young kids, the Ricardos age themselves to such a state that the two teens flee from the apartment.

In order for Lucy to hide from Ricky that she is snooping in the new neighbors' apartment, she hides in their closet where she hears them planning to blow up the capital, not knowing that they're rehearsing a play.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Lou moves into Rhoda's old apartment and begins running Mary's private life the same way he runs the office.

Fonzie creates an instant craze with his dance styling to the new hit song by Leather Tuscadero.

Shirley's mother comes to visit and criticizes her for her friends and the way she lives.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary.

The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay.

Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility.

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James.

Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job.

Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail.

Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

Cissy must baby-sit when French wants to go away.

The script for Danny's club routine is lost.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Mischief reigns when Ernie's (Barry Livingston) left to take care of Dodie (Dawn Lyn).

Uncle Charley is upset when he discovers his old shipmate has changed.

Kim gets her own apartment but can't get rid of her mother.

Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere.

Lucy tries to re-unite Fred and Ethel after their fight, by inviting them both to dinner, without telling each of them that the other is invited. As they make up over dinner, Lucy and Ricky argue and Lucy pretends that she was run over by a bus.

Ricky won't shave off his mustache for Lucy so she glues on a beard in retaliation, using liquid cement by mistake. When a movie producer visits and enjoys Lucy's veiled Arabian dance, she is stuck when he asks to see her face.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.".

Howard and Marion hope to rekindle the old flame by journeying to the lodge where they spent their honeymoon.

Laverne admits she doesn't know how to drive so Shirley offers to teach her.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan.

Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child.

Archie objects to Mike's unmarried friends staying the night in the house.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

Louie puts a damper on the celebration when Bobby announces he has finally landed a TV series role.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

Connie volunteers to jump from the school's roof into a firefighter's net for a civil defense demonstration.

The Shady Rest dog becomes rich when a lawyer appears at the hotel to announce that it has inherited $200.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

A Chinese restaurateur wants his bride to stay with the clan.

Grandpa's attempt to stick to his diet is put to the ultimate test.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have a tough time finding an apartment until they meet a landlady (Pat Carroll) who loves babies.

Steve's cousin, Fergus McBain Douglas -- who looks just like him -- arrives from Scotland in search of a wife to take back with him.

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double.

When Ricky tells Lucy to quit gossiping, she acts out -- rather than tells -- some gossip to Ethel about Betty and her husband, Jack. The boys bet the girls to see who can prevent themselves from gossiping the longest.

Ricky and Fred can't believe how pampered their wives are. They think women have it easy in their day and age, and that Lucy and Ethel couldn't survive living at the turn of the century like their grandmothers.

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Ted insinuates that he is having a romance with Mary.

Marion transforms Leather Tuscadero into a lovely young lady for a military ball.

Laverne and Shirley work as volunteers in a hospital during their free time.

A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

The Clampetts plan a trip to Washington to give the president their fortune to fight air pollution.

The Clampetts travel to Washington to give the president their fortune to help fight pollution.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Archie tries in vain to prevent a black family from moving into the neighborhood.

Edith accepts a call to jury duty and becomes the lone dissenting juror in a murder case.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

Sam's friend (Fred Dryer) hopes to put an end to Sam and Diane's relationship.

Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of a Little League team.

The new cabbie, immediately attracted to Alex, proves to be more than he can handle.

Oscar really likes Felix's female doctor.

Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside a vault.

Ralph tries to put an end to Trixie and Ed's arguing.

A bashful soldier has Bilko believing that a potential Miss America lives near Roseville.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

A gangster and his moll terrorize the Gillis family.

Connie offers to cook dinner for Mr. Boynton at his place, but she unknowingly causes a gas leak when she turns on his new stove, not realizing that the appliance hasn't been properly lit.

Bobbie Jo counts on a special ring to help her win a spelling contest.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

Bill hires his office cleaning woman to help French.

Kathy's absent-mindedness leads to multiple meals for Danny and her.

Mary does her best to get her best friend a date.

Charley (William Demarest) starts a feud with Steve's (Fred MacMurray) Scottish cousin.

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Kim and Harry try to break up Lucy's romance with Bob Cummings.

Lucy's stuntman alter-ego appears in a Bob Crane movie.

Lucy finds a mistake on her marriage license and goes to City Hall to fix it. Fred has a friend at the license bureau, so Ricky has them jokingly revoke the license. Lucy insists that she and Ricky recreate their wedding exactly as it happened.

When Ricky sees Lucy sneaking silver items into their closet, he thinks she's a kleptomaniac. Fred and Ricky question her when they see her hide a cuckoo clock under her coat.

The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

Mary asks Lou for the chance to produce the news program on her own.

Fonzie's life is endangered when he finds a stack of counterfeit money while repairing a hearse.

Fonzie (guest star Henry Winkler) drops off a surprise bundle at the girls' apartment.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

Shifty Shafer sells Jed the Capitol, the Pentagon and other choice real estate in the Washington area.

Romance enters Elly's life when Navy Lt. Templeton visits the Clampetts.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Archie keeps himself and the rest of the family up all night as he worries about possibly losing his job.

Gloria moves out of the Bunker household as the result of an argument with Mike when she demands that he treat her as an equal.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Dick Cavett causes great excitement when he offers to submit Sam's memoirs to his publisher.

Sam and Diane separate for a week to re-evaluate their relationship.

Tony seeks advice from the cabbies when he falls in love with a girl from a wealthy family.

Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days.

It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12-year-old son, Howie, announces he's leaving home to become a comedian.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens.

Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

Dobie tries to please a Soviet ballerina.

Connie hopes to make Mr. Boynton jealous.

Uncle Joe pretends to be a general contractor so he can make a few dollars handling the renovation of the Green Acres farmhouse.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

French knows a noblewoman (Ida Lupino) as a former barmaid.

A rich fan of Danny's tries to buy friendship.

Donna recalls her courtship, then plays matchmaker.

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets to work where a secretary offers to take them home until he is finished. However he accidentally loses her phone number and when she finally calls, she announces that the boys have run out the front door.

When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job.

Lucy and a would-be inventor create a life-size toy soldier which obeys verbal commands.

Lucy is jealous of one of Ricky's female Cuban friends, a woman named Renita. Lucy and Ethel dress as cleaning women to spy on Renita and Ricky at rehearsal. Lucy is appalled, and arranges for Fred to take Renita to the show by way of Philadelphia.

Lucy and Ethel decide to make some extra money by buying a used, walk-in freezer. When they unwittingly buy 700 pounds of beef, they try to sell it to customers at the butcher shop. Lucy later finds herself locked in the freezer.

Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

Ted, who knows nothing about gambling, invents a "can't miss" betting system.

Fonzie is thought to have died in an explosion at the garage.

The girls talk Richie and Potsie into taking them to a dance so Laverne can win a television set.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

Isaac's mother becomes possessive; a bitter, once-married couple reunites to entertain on board; a jewel-stealing ape robs a passenger.

Granny, convinced Elly's boyfriend is half-frog, attempts to cure him.

Granny consults a psychiatrist to keep frogman Templeton from turning into a real frog.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.